This Just In: Naomi Needs A Med-aVac!

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo and is being treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious disease! Per AP, "Campbell, 37, is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, the statement said." Um, did ya'll read that? She is in the care of a specialist in infectious diseases and GYN! Naomi I really hope that your coochie is not infected. Like really Na-na, whatchu been doin boo? Aren't you a lil too grown to not be protectin that? This might could be Karma....you know for thinking you can bitch slap people, curse people out, hit people with cell phones....I'm just sayin. And yes bitches, I'm takin note. But no, I'm not sorry for kickin that bitch with my open toe. Let's just hope all you need is some Emergen-C, some pills, an IV.....maybe a scrape out....You know just to make sure everything from the roota to the toota is all clear. Source