Life in the Fab Lane: One Baby Toof Don't Stop the Show!

Last night's episode of Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane was part 1 of the drama that is preparing for Fashion Week. This Fashion Week, in particular, is a little more crazy than normal because it is the first time that Phat Farm and Baby Phat are showing together in one collection. Let the drama ensue... Sandra is responsible for making sure that the new men's clothes are ready to go -- there is just one lil problem -- the clothes are being made in China and days before the show the clothes are no where to be found. See, KiKi, that's what you get for sending your shit to a third world country. You know somebody in West Bubba Alabama would have been more than happy to sew your shit. BJ Coleman (Celeb publicist) is responsible for making sure the whole front row is packed with celebs...he wanted Tyra, Amerie, Joss Stone...even Perez Hilton (even stating that Perez lives in L.A. and he prolly won't come but invite him anyway.....REALLY???? Perez is really that bitch...slap my face and call me silly for not knowing) -- there is just one lil problem -- Amerie is the only celeb who shows up to be styled for the show which means that she is the only one who is for sure coming. See now.... of course Amerie is gonna show up! What else she got to do? And not to mention, that black trench she was trying on was CUTE...I mean, of course she is gonna get her some free clothes. She's on the verge of becoming D list...she's very C- right now....very C-. All that to say, it is days before the show and if Amerie is the only celeb you got reppin your front row, then there is a serious problem. James and Miss J Alexander are handling the model casting. Those two have everything under control. James even got up to show a model or two how its done. Miss J told one bitch she looked like she was going to buy a loaf of bread. HA! There was another one whose walk was right on par with that crazy bitch Lauren who just got kicked off ANTM. Clearly, she didn't make the cut. BUT even with the model casting under control -- there is just one lil problem -- no men models can be cast because the men clothes are still in China! Miss J comes up with the idea to have the men walk with in their draws, socks and suspenders. Yup. That's the plan B. Riiiight. While all of this drama is going on, Kimora has to shut everybody down because Aoki Lee has a tooth ache. She has a cavity. They go to the dentist right away. While Aoki's toofus is all hurt, Ming is steady biting into the biggest apple she could find. Lookin at her sister like, too bad for you. Then Aoki says "Ming, will you go in with me and stay with me?" Ming takes another bite of her apple and is like, "aiight"....Aoki cheers with happiness! YES! So once in the dentist chair, Aoki gets her some laughing gas and she's good to go. No problems there. Check on the baby toofus! Jerome, Baby Phat designer, is responsible for making Kimora's dress for the show as well as Ming and Aoki's finale dresses. Oh Jerome. Jerome. Jerome, Jerome, Jerome. First, his perm is poppin. His front swoop gets me every time. Second, he brings the sketches over to Kimora's house for Kimora and the girls to see. Right of the bat Ming is like, nope, I want something different. Then Aoki does her own sketch and Jerome starts laughing, and Ming gives him the crooked eye and says "Don't laugh at my sister's sketch!" HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THESE TWO?!!! Ming will bust your lip if you fuck wit her sister. Loves it. Anyway, Jerome comes up with sketches that everyone is happy with. Except there is one lil problem.....Jerome goes to the fabric shop and the seamstress without his sketches and his swatches!!! JEROME! So he had to try and sketch everything from memory and picked a fabric for Aoki's dress that she did not want. She wanted RED and he picked some lime green shit. Really, Jerome? What is goin on in your life? Then, Kimora's dress takes forever to come from being made in L.A. and when it finally comes and he gets Ming and Aoki's dresses he takes them to them ladies.....Ming's dress, it works check. Aoki's dress....hell and to the naw! It looked very similar to Ming's except the collar and ruffle stuff looked way bigger and the lime green color looked like she was peddlin 7Up. Not to mention, Aoki wanted RED! No and No! Then KiKi tries her dress on and is NOT happy. Jerome, your job depends on this shit. Fix it! We are left with Jerome looking like he has nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrea! Can't wait for next week!!