Live At Five

Although People.com is reporting that Yonce and Jay got a marriage license and that kinda makes it credible, it is also very interesting that yesterday was April Fools. Should it be true, I also think it is very interesting that while Kelly Ro is trying her best to stay relevant, to the point where she can't even put albums out in the stores and has to re-release the same bullshit digitally, and while Michelle is trying to Break the Dawn and get her shine, Yonce has not one but two or three tracks that have been "leaked" by accident and now she getting married. C-O-N Spiracy. So today I want to discuss real news with real people. Do you know what is going on in your neighborhood? What is going on in the world today? What were you doing in 3rd grade? I know I was driving my teacher Ms. Levitz crazy and she stayed calling my house and I stayed in the penalty box. However, it never once dawned on me that I could beat that bitch down. 3rd graders today are clearly way more bout it than I ever was. WAYCROSS, Georgia - A group of children ages 8 to 10 apparently were mad at their teacher because she had scolded one of them for standing on a chair, authorities say. That led the third-graders, as many as nine boys and girls, to plot an attack on the teacher at Center Elementary School in south Georgia. Police Chief Tony Tanner said the students apparently planned to knock the teacher unconscious with a glass paperweight, bind her with handcuffs and duct tape and then stab her with a broken steak knife. Isn't that some shit?! They were like alright, looka here. First of all, by the power of Greyskull that bitch won't never yell at us ever again. She don't know us like that. If we don't feel like doing our spelling words, we won't! So here is how its goin down. JoJo, you bring that big ass glass thing from your mama house. We gon' knock her on her ass with that one. Ray-Ray, memba that time you said you saw your daddy handcuffed to the bed while your mama was lickin his peter? Well we need those. Big Bertha, after we put the tape on her mouth you stab her with the knife. Then we'll all just stomp the shit out of her until she dead. Then we'll just go back to the school yard and play kickball. This is gonna be great! Now walk it out, lean wit it, rock wit and supa man dat ho! Currie said the children are too young to be charged as adults, and probably too young to be sentenced to a youth detention center. Currie said he decided to seek juvenile charges against two girls, ages 9 and 10, who brought the knife and paperweight and an 8-year-old boy who brought tape. He said they face charges of conspiracy to commit aggravated assault, and both girls are being charged with taking weapons to school. This is the world we live in people. Sad. Source