Monday, April 7, 2008

Love Is In The Air!


OK, yes we know that Yonce and Jay are officially married. While neither the bride or groom have issued an official statement, there were pictures of people arriving, (Solange, Kelly, and Michelle all wore Ivory colored dresses), there were tents being put up on top of Jay's NYC penthouse, and at Mary and Jay's concert yesterday, Mary gave a shout out to the newlyweds, by congratulating them before breaking into "You're All I Need."

But the wedding of all weddings is still scheduled to go down! That is right people, Remy Ma is getting married no matter what....I mean, she is going to need those conjugal visits and I believe one must be married in order to get their bi-weekly fix.

Rapper Remy Ma isn't letting jail derail her wedding plans. The Grammy-nominated artist aims to marry her fiance, fellow rapper Papoose, at the city's Rikers Island jail while she awaits her sentencing for shooting a friend she suspected of stealing $3,000, lawyer Ivan Fisher said.

"They're much in love," Fisher said. "They're very committed to each other, and they had intended to marry one way or another."

About 200 weddings are performed each year at Rikers Island, which offers chaplains and chapels, said city Department of Correction spokesman Stephen Morello. Only two guests will be permitted, and the couple won't be allowed to wear rings with protruding gems.

I wonder if Remy's dress will be prison issued? Do you think she'll let Foxy be a bridesmaid? Maybe Foxy can be the live entertainment. Do you think Papoose will wear a tux or maybe dress it down and just make sure his shirt matches his sneakers? Do you think they will make a toast with the prison sugar water? Who would have thought thinking you can shoot people for no damn reason would lead to a wedding at Rikers Island? Clearly, not the Remster. Dumb ass.

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