Life In The Fab Lane: Put That In Your Pipe & Smoke It

Sooooo, last night's episode of Kimora's Life in the Fab Lane was pretty much the ending we all expected...(I mean since this show was done months ago etc...)there was still tension and bubble guts because the men's clothes still hadn't come in from China, BJ still didn't have a confirmed celebrity guest list for the front row, and Kimora still didn't have a dress to wear for her finale strut. Kimora creates a to-do list on her hand (the blackberry is no longer necessary when you have a hand and a pen) and as people run around in a furious hurry to get things perfect, Kimora needs to be sure to check everything off of her list. The day before the show, the men clothes arrive from China and Sandra is so excited she is 'cackling like a witch' and that means that male models have to be booked STAT. Kimora has the male models walk for her...and the chocolate one that she said was cute was FINE. He was adorable. Actually, they all were. Check and check on the male models. Crossed off the hand. Jerome is still trying to figure out what to do about Kimora's dress. Since she didn't like what he made for her, he had to pull things off the rack. Everything he showed her, she was like no, no, no and then he showed her a dress and said they were going to add some feathers to it and then she said, 'now that I'll take my clothes off for'....ok so she likes that dress, it will work but it needs serious alterations. Check and check on the dress. Crossed of the hand. Now she must and eat and go home. Check and check. The day of the show, Ming Lee is getting her natural, gorgeous, baby curls blown out. Kimora explains to her that if she gets her hair blown out, she cannot get it wet. There are rules to have blown out hair. And since she is old enough to get her hair blown out she is old enough to have more chores. So Ming is now on dishes duty (somehow, I don't see that really happening but I love Kimora for putting it out there). Aoki says, well Mom, since we have to raise money for the book fair, then I should do dishes too so you can give us money and we can raise money. Kimora says ok, you do dishes, I'll give you money. Aoki gives her mom the smile and nod. Check and check on the raising money for the book fair (that came from Aoki left wing) and chores getting done. But back to the baby hair being blown out... So Ming is getting her hair blown out and Kimora can't take it. She is in tears because she is seeing her little girl grow up. Her hair blown out is literally down to her ass. Ming asked Kimora when she first got her hair blown and Kimora said 'I was 13! 13 years old on the runways in in Paris' and my baby is 8 years old. Soon she'll be 18 and leaving me. She ask Ming will she live with her forever and Ming gives her the nice crooked eye...like ummmmmmmm, I plead the 5th. So now its time to get dress. Jerome brings the dress with the alterations but it still doesn't fit right. Kimora is like I'm gonna be walking to down the runway nekkid! Jerome is still tryna make it do wut it do wit the dress. More alterations! They get to the show. Christina Milan, Joss Stone, Perez Hilton (who Kimora asks if he's gonna watch the show and he says, yes, and she says good but don't be talking no mess!) and Tyra banks were some of the celebrities that filled the front row. So BJ was pleased. The show went off without a hitch. The men's looks were actually really hot. The show looked great. Then KiKi and the girls come down for the finale. I still didn't like Aoki's outfit but I think Jerome fixed the collar and added something on it to make it look better. However they all looked fabulous and Ming's long ass hair was just swayin. All is well that ends well. Check and check.