NO MORE FLAVOR OF LOVE!!!!

All you skanks out there thinkin you were goin to be the next Deelishis or Buckeey (seems Buckeey was makin sex tapes slobbin knobs prior to slobin Flavs) or Thing 1 & 2, forget about it. You must find another reality attrocity or simply continue working at your local tittie bar to find success as a nasty ass ho who will actually let someone as decrepit and fugly as Flava damn Flav to touch, kiss and whoever knows what else you. WHY you ask? Well because Flav done went an proposed to his most recent baby mother...and she accepted, of course. Both vowing to be a great wife and husband. More importantly, they both prove my theroy on how people are born hot or not. Two fugs most ALWAYS make a hot. Karma, Flav's son is quite cute and why? Because his parents are fug. It's a mathematical science. See for yourself. VH1 TV Shows Music Videos Celebrity Photos News & Gossip