Wednesday, May 21, 2008

TEAM Jay & Yonce OR TEAM Mimi & Nick?



So oddly enough, I'm just having a conversation with a certain fellow stankin ass (yes, you bitch) regarding the ridiculousness that is Mariah's marriage but at least she put her shit on blast unlike some others we know, Yonce confirms her marriage (sort of). Yonce told Britain's Look Magazine, “I don’t deny it (the wedding). I just don’t talk about it. We’ve never talked about us and it’s kind of protected our relationship. I think it’s kept us out of tabloid drama. A lot of actresses that have had successful relationships don’t talk about them, so neither do I.”

And I say that's the way to go. Bey and Jay have been together for over 6 years and part of the appeal of their relationship is that you don't know shit except for what they decide to throw in a song er' now and then. When you do see them out and about, you may see her rockin a Roc-a-Fella chain and she might even throw up the sign....and yes, we did see them on the yacht but that's it. That's enough. Of course we would love to see them bust out in a fit of PDA -- if for no other reason just to see if Jay really doesn't swallow her head with his big ass camel lips -- but we know they get their loving on and we know its real. Not to mention, nobody had an album coming out during the wedding.

On the other hand, you got this Hello Kitty band aid wearing meeting some little boy on a video shoot and then marries said little boy and then sells the wedding pics to PEOPLE. For what?! It's not like Mariah needs to the money. Maybe the money was for Nick (I'm thinking Nick is the master mind behind this whole thing anyway -- he's been pressed to get married for a minute). Point is, it just adds to the extra over topness of it. Wouldn't you have purchased Mariah's album without a wedding?! Well....with songs like "This is for my people who lost somebody....." I guess the gimmicks had to take precedence. Anyway, the boy then goes and gets his whole back tatted with her name while she gets a tiny little butterfly that she can easily cover up should shit go wrong. That's his bad, not hers, but the point is, who are you doing all this for? For us? If you love somebody who gives a shit who sees it?

But for all we know, Mariah and Nick might last forever. Or at least until her Hello Kitty stupid ass band aids run out.

I just wanted to go on record as TEAM Jay & Bey. I can appreciate true love from a distance.

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