You Better Wuuuuuurk Bitch!

For all the hags, fags, and fierce hot tranny messes this is for you!!!! RuPaul, the Queen of all Drag Divas, is coming to LOGO with his new reality show called Drag Race! He will be host and mentor to those divialicious queens trying to win the top spot of fiercest drag queen. Can you imagine??!! There will only be six, one hour episodes and the show will debut in 2009. (Yes I know, we'll have to rezugsh this a whole year from now but the point is -- this show is coming and the announcement alone is cause for you to pull out your 5 inch stilettos, your Cher wig, Diana gown, and raise your pinky in salute to the fierceness that is coming!) There is already a competition going on. You can go to the show's site, RuPauls Drag Race, and vote for your favorite tranny to win a spot on the show. AND each contestant will be allowed to bring one stylist (or friend) with them to the competition to help them with their challenges. Calling all hags! That means you. RuPaul says: “Tell Tyra that the Queen has returned, and while you’re at it have Heidi clear the runway. I’m going to pump some ‘realness’ into reality. To be a winner on this show the contestants need to be a fashion designer, an American Idol, and a top model all rolled up into one. And they definitely have to be smarter than a fifth grader.” I know that's right, Ru! And for that you get two snaps, a weave pat, chola eyebrows, a lip shimmer applicay, and a uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh oh no no booty shake! Can you imagine the fierceness, the fabulosity, and bitch fights that will go down on this show?! I can't wait!!! Source