F.U. To The Rescue!

Hey there, hi there. So um, I got a question from a reader who isn't asking to be rescued but actually just has a regula shchmegula question. Here we go. Hey F.U. I wanted to know where you went on vacation. I'm looking for a place to go in the next couple of months and I'm sure you went somewhere that was fabulous. Do you have any ideas? Thanks! Mya - D.C. P.S. Me and my sister LOVE your SYTYCD re-caps and agree with everything you say! It seems like we watch the show sometimes just to see what you are going to say about it. Thanks for entertaining us daily! Hey Mya! So here is the thing....I'm not going to disclose my vacay location as the paparazzi will be afta me. I mean, I am F.U. and all. BUT I will tell you this, my favorite vacation locale is any place that has a beach, liquor, water activities and is hot as hell. So I recommend any island in the Caribbean. Well maybe not any island, but I hear St. Lucia is the place to be right about now, and I can personally tell you that I love Antigua, Jamaica, and St. Maarten. I also don't know how old you are or who you plan on traveling with but the islands are good for any kind of vacay. Romantical, rest & relaxation, or an intoxicated week or two of fun times with your bitches gettin wiped down by the island men looking for a green card. Mexico is always a good place to go and just get away. I had the BEST time in Puerto Vallarta and who doesn't love Cancun?! Maybe you can even keep it localish. Miami is always a winner. The Hamptons are fabulous (but you need to know where dem dollas at) and doesn't South Carolina have some kind of fun beach? I would love to tell you to go to Europe - specifically St. Tropez or one of those Grecian islands or Spain - but the dollar is now worth jack shit in Europe. $1,000 in American dollars is only equal to $629.03 in the Euro OR $1,000 Euros is equal to $1,589.75 American dollars. Isn't that some shit???? Despite how shitty it is, it means that unless you are really sittin on some stacks, going to Europe right now is not a good look. And actually, its not just Europe. The USD equals nothing in Brazil, Canada, etc. But to take it back to Mexico, we still got some pull over there. $1,000 USD is equalivilent to $10,289.55 Mexico pesos. So Arrrrribbbbbbbbbbaaaaa!!! Mexico sounds like where you might want to be. Let me know where you end up going. I want pics of you doin body shots, toungin down Jose, and smackin Guadalupe's ass mkay? F.U. P.S. You are lucky you don't have to watch SYTYCD with me. Not only do I talk during the whole show but I attempt to do the routines....its a problem.