Wednesday, July 16, 2008

So You Think You Can Dance? Actually, Yeah I Do.

So the show begins with an introduction of the dancers and there are only 9 dancers but Cat says ..."and this is your top 10." As I mentioned in my 'This Just In SYTYCD Rundown' on my radio show, Jessica was hurt and leaving the show and Comfort was taking her place. Jessica comes out to explain to us why she's no longer in the competition. She said the pain in her side wasn't just a cramp...turns out she broke a rib or two and fractured one. So she has to rest up so she can go on tour....I thought she was done. Like you break a rib you don't get to go on tour, right?

Anyway, this week the original couples are no longer together and the new couples were picked out of hat, there were solos, and America now has the final say on who stays and who goes. I'm tired already.


Joshua and Courtney

First Dance: It was very hard not to see Katee dancing with Joshua but once I got passed that....these two did a Hip-Hop routine that Joshua could have done by himself. Joshua is a hip-hop dancer so you expect him to kill it but Katee would have been right there with him. Courtney just looked cute. I mean, she tried and we've seen her do pretty aight with Hip-Hop before with Gev, but clearly when dancing with Joshua steppin your game up is required....and she didn't do that at all. Joshua on the other hand smashed it and gave all those 'how u doins' a hard on watchin him pop his booty and his crotch pumps.

Second Dance: First of all, did you hear Joshua (in the rehearsa)l say "You better work!" Second, his tight down to their v-neck shirt, those booty pants, and high heels....You better work Joshua! As for the dancing, they did a slow Rumba and I liked it. It was sexy and very coordinated. Lil C wanted to tell him that off the stage he is such a cute lil fairy but he said something like 'you are nice but on stage your such a man'. And he is. I love to watch Joshua dance. As for Courtney, she was hot and she did what she was supposed to. It was great.

Back to Joshua...did he pull his tittie out? Did he do an eye roll talkin bout Twitch and Will are always nekkid on stage and its time for him to show what he got? Awwright Joshua! I know that's right. But boo boo, your luscious booty is enough! We don't need to see what's up top...and speakin of tops....I really want to know who is tappin Joshua's bootytooch. But I guess that has nothing to do with SYTYCD.




Kherrington and Mark

First Dance: I was excited to see these two together. But then I learn they were doin a country two step. Why Lord?! First of all, was that lady about to give birth teaching somebody the two step? Secondly, seriously...did they really put any thought into Kherri's costume? That outfit didn't go with those cowboy boots at all. As for the dancing....yeah, no and no. Mark is hot tho.

Second Dance: Jazz hands! I thought it was great. Tyce creates some good stuff. I think they look really good together and they worked it out. I enjoyed it! I felt passion...or at least I felt like they were having fun dancing together. It was a major upgrade from their last mess of a two step. And have I mentioned that Mark is _______ (I'll let you fill in the blank)



Twitch and Comfort

First Dance: So we were happy to have Comfort back. I thought they were still doing the same partners so I thought she was going to have to dance with Will and I just knew that was going to be disasterous for her. There is no way in hell she could keep up with him. So she gets Twitch as a partner and I'm like mkay, this may work. Unfortunately she got a waltz. Why Lord??? Mkay...Twitch is a cutie. Comfort looked beautiful. More importantly, the dancing wasn't good at all. Nigel was absolutely right when he said if someone had just turned on the show they would be like da hell is this shit? I mean, it wasn't horrendous but there was no grace and no elegance to it and not knowing how things should look technically, that I know for sure. These are the dances that do it to Comfort every time. Comfort is a krumper/hip-hopper and that's just that. Doin the steps isn't enough. I just hope that this isn't the end for Twitch over this bullshit. Something tells me that if he had did this with Kherrington it may have been done a whole lot better.

Second Dance: HIP-HOP!! YES!!! Something she can do! I mean if this wasn't hot then I would have come through the TV and pulled them off the stage myself. Twitch and Comfort killed it. I enjoyed watching that and you could see in their faces that it was not a game. They love what they do and it is so obvious. And they look great together. This was the best I've ever seen Comfort do anything. Twitch is just yummy and he's off the chain.

And Mary, don't ever say Buck again.


Will & Katee

First Dance: I was sooooooooooooo pumped that these two were together!!! And a Broadway routine by Tyce! And I was not disappointed! These two were amazing!!! I love Broadway and I loved their routine. They were so in character, so believable, and so fun. Not to mention the choreography was fantastic and they smashed it. Katee can hold her own to Will. How can you not love them?! And as I mentioned on my SYTYCD rundown on my radio show, I think these two are going to be the last two standing. Love them. Loved it!!!

Second Dance: AMAZING. BEAUTIFUL. PHENOMENAL. RIDICULOUS. EXTRAORDINARY. BRILLIANT. (even with the lil mess up with the turn and it looked like Katee's head got didn't make it all the way around or something)

Second Dance:


Gev and Chelsie

First Dance: First of all, great song choice for their contemporary routine. Otis Redding. Yes. Sonya - the punk rock hot choreographer did her thing with this number. I thoroughly enjoyed that piece. They were really good and Chelsie is really a fantastic dancer. Like she really is. I was entertained and was very engaged. Definitely felt that.

Second Dance: They did the Jive and I thought it was well done. It looked like they were having fun and the routine looked hard but they clearly got the job done. Nice.


Solos (Only the ones that I care to mention for whatever reason and in no particular order):
-I loved Gev's solo. When he took the shirt off while breakin?? Hot.
-Does Comfort wear the same outfit every time she does a solo/dance for her life? She needs to be a krump choreographer for music videos like steppin on my Jz.
-Since when did Twitch become so hot?! I want to wipe Twitch down. Love the Superman 'T' shirt. He's dope.
-Katee is hypnotic. Her solo was fantastic. I love to watch her dance.
-Will is just a joy to watch.
-Joshua is so fun! I enjoyed his solo. And both he and Twitch did that chest pop thing at the end. I love it.

My final thoughts: I enjoyed Lil C as a judge. This show seemed long as hell tonite. In any case, who do I think is going home? Of the girls it will either be Comfort or Kherrington (my money is on Comfort). Of the guys, I think it will be Gev or Mark (I think I may cry if Mark leaves).

And I'll just repeat this, Mary don't ever say Buck again. Done.

4 comments:

LBIC said...

You're gonna hate me for the following, but....

I can't stand Joshua. He's not a bad dancer, but I think he's overrated. And don't get me started on Twitch. I hope he goes home this week. I never got Twitchington and their hype, tbh. Which leads me to Kherington. Was homegirl a stripper? Ugh, her solo was strippertastic. And usually I'm all up on the sexiness, but she needs to quit it. I felt violated after her solo. Hopefully she goes home. Too bad they can't send two girls home. I loved, loved, loved Comfort's Hip-Hop routine, but I want her and Kherington to go home together. It'll probably be Gev and Comfort, though. Which makes me sad because I love Gev. If Mark goes home, I'm throwing bricks. Chelsie and Gev's Otis Redding routine was the best of the night, in my opinion, followed by Twitch and Comfort's hip hop and Katee and Will's pas de deux.

ok, i'm done

F.U. said...

LBIC first, you know I could never hate you...well, one can never say never BUT not because you can't stand Joshua or want Twitch to go home.

B. How can you not love luscious booty Joshua and nerdtacular hot Twitch?! Um, did you not see Joshua pull his tittie out while wearing high heels? It just gets no better.

Lastly, I definitely agree with your top three routines BUT my order is: Will and Katee's pdd, Chelsie and Gev's contemprary (aka Otis) and Comfort and Twitch's hip-hop joint.

LBIC said...

lmao, i just hate josh because he's got bigger breasts than i do lol

Anonymous said...

Ummmm something in the milk ain't clean! It seems real suspect that the week before Mia Michaels was telling Will that he looked tired of carrying Jessica and that he needed a new partner. And now this week Jessica all of a sudden has 'broken/fractured ribs'....the whole situation gets a crooked eye from me....just my opinion.