Happy Birthday Kelly!

So da Chi'ren came out for a surprise birthday celebration for Kelly. Obviously, there is no drama and all remains loving and happy between the 'sisters'. I just have two thoughts.... Kelly is fuckin gorgeous. Her skin is glowing and hair looks fab. It is amazing how she grew into that head of hers. I think they used to make her keep the short hair back in the day cuz they knew her potential and that head made her look a bit like a hot alien. Couldn't have her looking hotter than some of the others....you know, how she looks now. How come they let cousin Angie walk out the house - walk the red carpet no less - lookin like Crusty da Clowns sister? Since she's no longer Yonce's assistant, do they no longer feel the need to tell her to at least comb her hair? Wait....did she ever comb her hair? Hmmmmmmm, now that I think about it, Busted Fab was always Angie's steez. Neva mind.

New Muziq: J. Hud and Ryan Leslie

Jennifer looks so pretty. Me likey. I stayed interested in this video. I like this song too. Ryan could work on his acting skills, but good job with the concept.

A Text Message Is What Started Da Domestic Disturbia!

So TMZ is reporting that Chris got a text message from a female while he was driving with Rih Rih and well, we know what happened next. It also seems that Chris reached a level of psycho rage and threatened to kill the princess. "Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.’s Hancock Park neighborhood. That’s when, per the source, Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage. He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and, according to the insider, said, “I’m going to kill you!” According to the source, the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer told police that she lost consciousness, and when she awoke, Brown had fled. According to the source, her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance. Officers took two sets of photographs of the banged-up singer, one at the scene and the second after she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment. Those photos were presumably among the evidence presented to the district attorney." Really Chris?! I mean just DAAYUM. The thing is, it is surprising because these two are so young and so in love and er'time you see Chris, he is poppin and lockin and makin you want that Kiss Kiss. But seriously, this domestic violence shit happens all day er'day. People get mad over some bullshit, lose their minds, and the next thing you know somebody got a broken jaw or 30 stab wounds. It's sad. On another note, word is Jay-Z is PISSED and if the cops don't get C Breezy, Da Roc will. His steez is over. DAAYUM. Source

Fabulosity Of The Day: The First Lady

The fabulous Michelle Obama is March's VOGUE cover girl! Hillary Clinton was the only other First Lady to have a VOGUE cover in 1998. It goes without sayin whose cover is most fab. Anyway, as gorgeous as she looks, she still looks so normal and accessible. That's why I love me some her. She does normal stunning like nobodys bidness. The one thing I will say is that her eyebrows could have been a tad less joker. But you know, still...so fab! Check out some of the spread inside...

Describe This Outfit

So seriously, I don't know what to say about this outfit. This is singer Maiysha. She's VERY pretty in real life. She also prolly doesn't normally walk out the house in such an outfit. It is actually so hideous, I was hoping maybe someone else could describe it with the exact words necessary....Cuz I can't.

Just For Giggles...

Joan Rivers actually brightened my day. She's such a mess! Did she call Sherri Shepherd Star? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ICYMI - Joan Rivers Talks G-Spots On The View @ Yahoo! Video

Sicko

So while the world is all a flutter wondering when Chris Brown is gonna give a statement or when we'll see pics of Rihanna and her split lip and bite marks, I just watched the Michael Moore documentary Sicko. First of all, I'm late as hell cuz this movie came out in 2007 and second of all this clearly don't have nothing to do with what is going on right now BUT this movie depressed me and pissed me off. So let's pretend Rihanna was just a regula schmegula girl who got beat up by her boyfriend. If she didn't have insurance, no doctor would sew her up, give her medication or even give her ice to put on her busted forehead. Even if she did have insurance, she is still going to have to pay an Emergency Rooom visit fee as well as co-pays for her medication and any extra fees not covered by her insurance. Big deal, right? Who cares, right? Well after watchin Sicko I care a whole damn lot. I mean I knew all along that other countries had universal health care but watchin it play out in this movie just sickened me. Health care is FREE is France, Great Britain, Canada and THIRD WORLD COUNTRY CUBA!!!!!!! These people can just walk into any ER or have a doctor make a home visit and the shit is FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When they have babies they are given 6 months off, there are no such things as "sick days", prescriptions are like $10 no matter what the drug is (in Cuba an asthma inhaler that one of the 9/11 volunteers pays $120 for is 5 cents. YES five fuckin cents! I won't even go into how this country hasn't even helped the people who are now chronically ill after volunteering to work at the 9/11 site.) and the quality of care is first class. There was story after story of how people in America die because they can't afford health care or because their insurance companies find ways to deny their claims. They hire people whose main job is to search for pre-exisiting health issues or something that was left out on a form or ANYTHING that can be a reason to the deny the claim. The more claims that are denied the more money these people make. The people in government who support these HMOs and the CEOs are all billionaires, while people who sometimes need simple procedures that cost $500 die because they can't afford it. On the other hand, in London, the more care the doctors give and the longer their patients live, stop smoking, take preventative measures, the more money they are paid. And all of these people live longer than Americans. And it isn't just health care. They go to college for free, they have free child care, AND vacations are at minimum 5 weeks. They want their people to be rested and happy because they know that makes them better employees. I just don't have a clue how come we haven't revolted and taken over the government. The reason these other countries have these basic human rights is because they aren't scared of their government. It is the reverse. Their governments are scared of the people. They don't want any drama. And yeah, Cuba isn't perfect and every country has its issues but when it comes to something like having the right to live or not watching your daughter die because the hospital didn't accept her insurance and refused to work on her...it is just beyond awful. Insurance companies exist to make money, not to help us. How is it that people with money can determine who is allowed to receive care and who can't? WHY is this country run by the people with the haves and they make it so that the have-nots will never have. It is more than sad. I am so confused as to how it is that America so fuckin great. Anyway, last night I watched President Barack Obama's first prime time press conference (seriously that reporter ask him what he thought about A-Rod and his steriods??!!) and I just pray that he is truly able to implement the changes needed to stop the bullshit and the suffering. I know he can't change everything because our government is corrupt and that will be the case no matter who is president. But seriously....let me figure out away out this bitch. I'm out. Sorry for being so depressing. This is just how my mood is fittin today.

Chrianna's Domestic Disturbia UPDATE

Chris has turned himself in and has been released on $50K bail. Do we think that Rihanna is going to realize how something like this could damage Chris's career and somehow (bribed etc.) be convinced to say it was a misunderstanding and drop the charges? Something tells me this is somehow all gonna go away..... Then again, Rihanna may not be down with catchin beat downs and might want his ass to suffer. No matter what happens, I bet you won't see anymore Doublemint commercials with C Breezy poppin and lockin.

Let Me Find Out I Have To Watch Dancin Wit Da Damn Stars!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually nah. Kim isn't enough to get me to watch. But if you guys want to, the new season airs on ABC on March 9th. If you do watch, let me know what size her nose is.

Let's Talk About Who Wasn't At The Grammys...

So normally I would do a "The Gist" and give a re-cap of all the highlights of The Grammys BUT other than the fact that Whitney Houston looked great, somehow it was OK that Boyz II Men sang backup for Justin Timberlake (had it been just Al Green by himself maybe...), Hannah Montana didn't sound like the dead cat she usually sounds like, Stevie Wonder actually sang with the fuckin Jonas Brothers, Kanye's nappy shag is ridiculous, MIA gets major props for performing on the day her baby is due, I all of sudden find Lil Wayne's midget not cute ass hot, the Swagger Like Us performance was way more than decent, Adele is dope, T.I. is scrumptious, and the tribute to New Orleans was pretty cool, I could have had a V8. What was way more interesting is why people who were supposed to be at the Grammy's didn't make it. Let's start from least surprising and work our way up, shall we? Yonce. Her husband and sister got out of the limo together and then they were sittin together. Seems Solange was his date for the night. Her husband performed twice. You would think she would have been there, right? Something tells me that she is still scared Etta is waitin to knock her block off for singin her song to the Obamas. And she prolly didn't want to talk about it cuz you know it would have come up. Then again, maybe she was just busy.... Usher. Seems he was on his way to perform at the Clive Davis pre-grammy party and got a call that his wife was seriously injured in Brazil. Brazil? Da hell was Jelly Belly doin in Brazil? Yeah.....she was gettin her plastic surgery on and something didn't go right. Actually, shit went dangerously wrong. I bet it had something to do with the fact that since Usher and his mother won't allow her to come to Vegas while he is recording his new album and she knows that it is just a matter of days before he leaves her, she had to take matters into her own hands and get a whole entire face/body lift. You know people only go to Brazil when plastic surgery in America just ain't enough anymore. And you know after her 5th kid, she was due for more than a whole body work up. Too bad. Right now, the only statement being made is that there is a "serious injury in the family". Jelly Belly, its never that serious boo. He's gonna leave you no matter what. BUT maybe now that you almost died or bled to death or maybe now have some disfigurement, he might just stick around a little bit longer. Hmmmmmmmm....this may have been a brilliant move Jelly! Rihanna and Chris Brown. O.M.G. This story is a mess and full of drama. Now have you guys all heard the rumors that Chris was gettin cozy with other chics while in Paris? Well fast forward a few days, Chris and Rihanna are seen getting their fun on at Clive's pre-Grammy party and then they leave and all hell breaks loose. Now I don't know if this will ever be confirmed but people are saying that Chris lost his mind and beat the shit out Rihanna cuz she gave him Herpes. I'm not sure I believe that, but the fact is, LAPD is looking for Chris Brown and he is being charged with Domestic Violence Felony Battery (Dun DUn DUN!!!). After Chris put the smack down on Rih, he kicked her out the limo and left her on the side of the road. She quickly called 911 and word is that she actually had to go to the hospital to be treated for her injuries. DAAAAAYYYYYUMMMMM!! What is even crazier is that Chris has disappeared and if he doesn't turn himself in, he will have a warrant out and shit will get way more ugly than they are now. Let's hope he turns himself in. I mean, what could possibly have made Chris Breezy lose his cool like that? Herpes might make a mofo mad. Or maybe she got mad about his broads in Paris and then said some real crazy shit? But what makes it crazy is that usually when celebs beat each other up, they keep it in the limo or in the house. He didn't even like, hit her and say omg I'm sorry what have I done? He beat her ass and then kicked her to the curb. That is ANGER. Just damn. By the way...ya'll memba da pics of Rih when she had that shit on her lip, right? I'm not sayin, but I'm just sayin.... So anyway, the drama surrounding the Grammy's were way better than the actually Grammys. And this drama is obviously only the beginning...... Source, Source, Source