Sunday, February 8, 2009

Let's Talk About Who Wasn't At The Grammys...


So normally I would do a "The Gist" and give a re-cap of all the highlights of The Grammys BUT other than the fact that Whitney Houston looked great, somehow it was OK that Boyz II Men sang backup for Justin Timberlake (had it been just Al Green by himself maybe...), Hannah Montana didn't sound like the dead cat she usually sounds like, Stevie Wonder actually sang with the fuckin Jonas Brothers, Kanye's nappy shag is ridiculous, MIA gets major props for performing on the day her baby is due, I all of sudden find Lil Wayne's midget not cute ass hot, the Swagger Like Us performance was way more than decent, Adele is dope, T.I. is scrumptious, and the tribute to New Orleans was pretty cool, I could have had a V8.

What was way more interesting is why people who were supposed to be at the Grammy's didn't make it. Let's start from least surprising and work our way up, shall we?


Yonce. Her husband and sister got out of the limo together and then they were sittin together. Seems Solange was his date for the night. Her husband performed twice. You would think she would have been there, right? Something tells me that she is still scared Etta is waitin to knock her block off for singin her song to the Obamas. And she prolly didn't want to talk about it cuz you know it would have come up. Then again, maybe she was just busy....


Usher. Seems he was on his way to perform at the Clive Davis pre-grammy party and got a call that his wife was seriously injured in Brazil. Brazil? Da hell was Jelly Belly doin in Brazil? Yeah.....she was gettin her plastic surgery on and something didn't go right. Actually, shit went dangerously wrong. I bet it had something to do with the fact that since Usher and his mother won't allow her to come to Vegas while he is recording his new album and she knows that it is just a matter of days before he leaves her, she had to take matters into her own hands and get a whole entire face/body lift. You know people only go to Brazil when plastic surgery in America just ain't enough anymore. And you know after her 5th kid, she was due for more than a whole body work up. Too bad. Right now, the only statement being made is that there is a "serious injury in the family". Jelly Belly, its never that serious boo. He's gonna leave you no matter what. BUT maybe now that you almost died or bled to death or maybe now have some disfigurement, he might just stick around a little bit longer. Hmmmmmmmm....this may have been a brilliant move Jelly!


Rihanna and Chris Brown. O.M.G. This story is a mess and full of drama. Now have you guys all heard the rumors that Chris was gettin cozy with other chics while in Paris? Well fast forward a few days, Chris and Rihanna are seen getting their fun on at Clive's pre-Grammy party and then they leave and all hell breaks loose. Now I don't know if this will ever be confirmed but people are saying that Chris lost his mind and beat the shit out Rihanna cuz she gave him Herpes. I'm not sure I believe that, but the fact is, LAPD is looking for Chris Brown and he is being charged with Domestic Violence Felony Battery (Dun DUn DUN!!!). After Chris put the smack down on Rih, he kicked her out the limo and left her on the side of the road. She quickly called 911 and word is that she actually had to go to the hospital to be treated for her injuries. DAAAAAYYYYYUMMMMM!! What is even crazier is that Chris has disappeared and if he doesn't turn himself in, he will have a warrant out and shit will get way more ugly than they are now. Let's hope he turns himself in.

I mean, what could possibly have made Chris Breezy lose his cool like that? Herpes might make a mofo mad. Or maybe she got mad about his broads in Paris and then said some real crazy shit? But what makes it crazy is that usually when celebs beat each other up, they keep it in the limo or in the house. He didn't even like, hit her and say omg I'm sorry what have I done? He beat her ass and then kicked her to the curb. That is ANGER. Just damn. By the way...ya'll memba da pics of Rih when she had that shit on her lip, right? I'm not sayin, but I'm just sayin....



So anyway, the drama surrounding the Grammy's were way better than the actually Grammys. And this drama is obviously only the beginning......

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2 comments:

Geoffrey said...

Well...at least Rihanna has Mylah to makeup wonders on her. Who knew Chris REALLY was the modern day Al B Sure....

Brazil is a hot mess. A hot ghetto Prozac induced mess. I'm 2 seconds away from posting her blackberry info on here so you can ask her about yourself.

F.U. said...

Geoffrey!! How bout you send me that directly...you know me and Jelly have LOTS to discuss....