Thursday, June 14, 2007

It Was a Gleek!

Real World Las Vegas Reunited: Episode 3

No you are a Gleek Frank. This whole reunion is fluffin Gleek. This is what happens when you get too excited about something...it most always turns out to be for naught. What is there really to say about this episode. This whole season seems to have been mapped out, planned out and pre-written. I mean come on, Trishelle just so happens to get the suite with the stripper pole in the shower for Brynn's second Bachelorette party? So she can just so happen to say "When I took my pole dancing classes for the movie..." and then all the girls say "do it!" and then we of course get to see Trishelle looking "hot" go up and down the pole. Actually she didn't look hot at all, she looked like she was trying way too hard and there was nothing sexy about it. It was boring as all hell. And side note, Irulan, don't ever point your toes like that directly into the camera. Your bunion looks like Oprah's sixth toe.

Anyway, the boys boring ass bachelor party was just as dumb and pointless. Of course the bartenders are some random (not cute at all) possibly professional basketball players that play the guys "for the suite". Who does that? Who would make that bet? Wouldn't a better bet be losers have to cater to the winners and do whatever they say...be it strip naked, feed them food from their mouths....I mean something, anything else would have been better than the stupidness dammit!

Then there is the silly gleek incident in which Frank spits water onto Irulan and as she chases him, she trips over the chair and busts her knee up. Alton tries to help by giving her ice and looks genuinely concerned. Irulan wants no part of it. Then they try to talk about the silly incident and Irulan says she understands where Alton is coming from. She says "I understand. You're a big, big, star and I'm not." Then she proceeds to cry and says she wants to go home and walks out. Um, WTF? Side note Alton, were you eating powder boo? You may want to invest in some Carmex or Vaseline cuz your lips were white as hell. Just keep a lil lip balm in the pocket boo, k?

Frank's dumb ass is still on his mission to be asshole of every episode and gets drunk as per usual and finds some drunk ho and then they break stuff in the house. It is just so boring and I'm so tired of Frank and all the camera time he's getting just because he seems to be (which is so utterly ridiculous) the most entertaining person in the house.

And what is there to say about Arissa and her bugging out about Frank destroying the house. I mean, I wouldn't want to live with Frank either but Arissa should know that people don't really change....and clearly she is one of them because she is still getting all hyped up over dumb shit that she can't do anything about and will only be something she has to deal with temporarily. Just pretend you are on the beach with your cat making lasagna.

I think I'm officially done with the Reunion. I'm beyond upset at the silliness and the bullshit going on amongst these people. Trishelle pre-wrote all her lines before she got there, Irulan is determined to be a fool ass drama queen, Brynn is just there, Alton is not doing what he is supposed to do to get Irulan back, Arissa is still crazy, Frank is a jackass and Steven is using his time to promote Frank's foolery.

I knew I should have watched Top Chef.

3 comments:

Elle said...

LOLZ! You are a mess...was Alton eating powder? hahahahahahahah

Anonymous said...

LMAO****Alton and powder ...Wow I didnt know I could laugh this hard

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