Vivica Says She's A Dancer....

Yeah um, Viv, Vivica, Vivica A. Fox just cuz you lasted a few weeks on Dancing With The Stars, it does not mean you are a dancer boo! And what is really going on with you?! According to TMZ, which managed to get the arrest report that was processed when Vivica caught her DUI, Miss Viv was trying to talk her way out of it...by acting a drunken damn fool! The officer says in the report, after she was stopped, "Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, 'Brother help a sister -- are you going to let this racist white cop do this ... well are you? Fox was taken to the station where a breath test was administered. The report reads, "Fox then burped quite loudly and I then aborted the test." She was also advised she could take off her 3-4 inch high heeled spiked boots, but "she told me she was a dancer and felt more comfortable wearing them." Oh Vivica! What happened to the Vivica that used to be hot and had a face that didn't melt in the sun? What happened to the Vivica that Fitty Cent once thanked for wearing that dress?! DAMMIT! Fitty done caused you to lose your damn mind. Got you showing up to award shows looking like a beaded gold cockatoo. You really are a mess right now and we can only that you pull your shit together real soon. Get it together Viv.