Ummmmmmm, we all know Serena is a big dude, er lady. Serena is a big lady. But I really just want to know why her right arm is the size of Shaquille O'Neal's thigh? I mean just damn Serena?! But you know what Bionic Boo? Keep injecting, squirting, lifting or doin whatever it is you do to hit them balls and keep that ass sittin up like that. Kick ass at Wimbledon!
So it is official....for real this time. Usher is gonna be a Daddy and not just to Tameka's 3 almost adult aged children. A real life baby Ursher will be coming into the world. Why Tameka couldn't just confirm this to Essence during her interview (see: When Your Coochie Is Made of Gold) is beyond me but watevs....Congratualtions?
Wyyyyyclef?! What are you doin boo? Why do you continue to kill Marie Claudinette Jean softly? Then again, she knows exactly how you do....she and Kim Porter need to start a "Love Is Blind And I'm Rich Bitch" support group.
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2 comments:
1. Serena is the bomb.
2. Ew Usher! I'm disappointed...
3. Wyclef looks like he'll suck the skin off a dick! WOW
Wyclef, what da? Word is...Wyclef and one of the subjects of your blog were gettin' busy for quite a few years...all while he was married.
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