What a Dumb Bitch

UPDATE: So it isn't true. She's still dumb, just not dumb as we thought. "It is not even remotely true," Jackson's rep tells Us Weekly. If the rumors are true, Shar "Wack Ass Baby Machine Stuck in 1985 With her Hazel Contacts" Jackson is pregnant with another Kevin "Just Eww" Federline baby. Just hell to the naw! According to Star Mag a source says: "Shar wants to tell Kevin, but she keeps getting cold feet! She’s really scared of what he’ll say – if he’ll be excited or furious. She said, ‘What if he doesn’t want another kid?’ After all with her two, and Brit’s two, he’s got his hands full already! It would be Shar’s dream for them to get married and have another baby. She’d love to be living the family life with Kevin.” I mean really, bitch? Is there no one else that you will let tap that ass? I mean were you not just on your stupid ass "Ex-Wives" show talking about how Kevin played your ass to the left for Britney "Curdled Banana Creme Yogurt Ass" Spears but how strong it made you blah blah? And won't this be like your 12th kid? And didn't Kevin only spend Christmas with you and the kids because Coochie Spears kicked him out? You know damn well he would not have been there if she didn't kick his ass out. And Didn't you just get all those nips and tucks (which only helped slightly boo) so that you can look and feel better and attract better people to your life? Is your self esteem that low? Shar, wake up girl. I am really, really hoping that this is a lie you are leaking to the press because word out now is that Cooch and Eww are reconciling and you want to cause drama for no other reason than because you feel like it. But for some reason, I don't think you are that bright or crafty. All I have to say is....it rhymes with SMASMORTION...let it marinate boo.