You Are The Father Jackass!!!!!

So I know this comes as NO surprise to anyone but it has indeed been confirmed that Eddie "Johnny Gill's Lover" Murphy IS the father to cutie pie Angel Iris Murphy Brown. As if there was going to be any other outcome. Now I completely understand someone such as Eddie, a celebrity with a lot at stake wanting to make sure that the seed that was planted was indeed his BUT when he came out basically acting like he didn't even know who Scary Spice was, that's when things got ugly. Why must things always get ugly when it comes to paternity situations? (But we do appreciate it...your ignorance and stupidity makes for the best gossip!) The bitch got pregnant like the first time they got it poppin because they were only together for four months and she was four months pregnant when he decided he didn't want to be with her anymore and showed up with Tracy "Ex-Babyface" Edmunds. And yes, I know you're gay Eddie, but you keep faking the funk and your sperm seems to know no difference and you clearly like it raw so.....do the math asshole. I understand maybe wanting to have a hotter bitch on your arm during all the press and oscar buzz over Dream Girls and your silly ass Rasputia Nezbit (or watever it was called) movie. I would not want a Spice Bitch (not a BBQ Spice, not a Lawry's spice or even Cumin spice) escorting me down the red carpet either but damn Eddie, you should have just shut-up about the whole thing. And don't act like keeping quiet isn't something you don't know how to do. When everyone was asking you about being on the prowl and soliciting sex from transvestite prostitutes...where was all that mouth then? Mum was the word....right Eh-Dee? Well watevs, this isn't news to us. And one time for baby Angel who now officially knows who her sperm donor is (we know Eh-Dee isn't bout to be her father), and even tho she got like 8 brothers and sisters, she is rich bitch!