Tuesday, July 17, 2007

MTB4: A Cold Day in June

Now what I really want to know is why in the hell doesn't June realize she is fuckin up her own shit fuckin up Robert's shit?! When he comes home cuz he got cut thanks to her bullshit and the fact that he's a punk ass who can't focus cuz he's so worried about what her dumb ass is doin...she's gonna be real mad that now he's back home workin at the Chicken Hut. Then she's gonna leave his ass for JayQuan down the block who she been fuckin all while Robert's been gone. And really, I'm ready for Robert to go cuz he's not cute, he needs invisalign, he needs a serious style make over and he doesn't have good group etiquette. You do not leave rehearsal to talk to your girlfriend about some silly shit for an hour. You just don't do it.

Who's proud of Chubb Rock?! He lost 11 pounds and looked like he was about to cry cuz everybody else got to order sausages, ham, butter, syrup, pancakes and everything else fat and greasy. He managed to keep it lite and just order a lil grilled chicken and some roughage. Make it do what it do Chubb! But um, next time let's leave the grillz at home kay boo?

I can appreciate Diddy askin the most "consistent" dudes to make their recommendations for who should go but since when did White Boy Dan become the voice of the group?! And really, I'm not mad at his choice for who should go especially that Jeremic dude who has no business tryna be in a group when he can't function in a group setting. But the point is, just cuz you lost a lil weight White Boy Dan don't mean you runnin things....simma down. I also want Growing Up Gotti aka Donnie to buck up a lil bit. It was like 8 of you who made the choice to send people home. Who cares. At the end of the day you need to be worried about you. Diddy put three white bitches in Danity Kane but there are only two white boys this go round and White Boy Dan is tryna run things so HE is who you really need to be focused on taking out. And let's work on tryin to use about 1/3 less of all that gel in your hair kay boo?

Who loves Mike Bivens?!!!! Let's try it one more time....just call me Mike.

Why is Church boy still around. He is starting to look like Gary Coleman's older skinnier brother. Whatchu Talkin Bout Diddy? Send his ass home!

Who can't wait for next week??????!!!!! The battle of the psychos: Diddy and Laurie Ann!!

2 comments:

Elle said...

OMG can't wait for next week. You can totally tell that although she makes for great tv, Laurie Ann is feeling herself a lil too much and Diddy's like bitch, this is my world you are just a squirrel tryna get a nut! Take that, take that!

Anonymous said...

Okay so I think I am getting off the church boy train. I wanted him to be on the show because I pictured it being like the Five Heartbeats and Choir Boy. Church boy was going to get turned out and start calling everyone bitches and hoes. Its not happening and now I'm done with him. What a dissapointment...