In case you needed to know the definition of the word 'Crunk', you can now look it up. It has become an official new addition to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary and it case you didn't know, Crunk is defined as: "a style of Southern rap music featuring repetitive chants and rapid dance rhythms." Great. I also heard they were going to add the word 'Fug' to the dictionary and a picture of Chudney Ross is going to be next to it. Followed by the word 'Fuglier' with a picture of Tameka "Tiny" Cottle.
So um, I'm sure you have all heard that D. Woods from Danity Kane is leaving and that Aubrey (who the fly Lauren London has made her BFF...eww Lauren) is joining the Pussy Cat Dolls and will be replacing Asia who won the Search for the Next Pussycat Doll competition. Dawn from DK has made a statement on her myspace page to address fans who maybe concerned how they plan on living without DK:
To answer all the rumors thats been out there about Aubrey and D. Woods pursuing their solo careers. We support them in their decision. However, myself, Aundrea, and Shannon are choosing to continue in our efforts to make Danity Kane the best for our fans who love us and what we represent AND the respect we have for our group.
First of all, Dawn, once Diddy decided he was looking for a boy group and MTB4 got underway, it was a wrap on all ya'll. And B, HA! You and Shannon and Aundrea are not going to be DK by yourselves!! It just won't happen. For one, you and Shannon are the fugliest of the group, Shannon is boring as all hell and serves no purpose, and while Aundrea has the most vocal talent of you all she doesn't have the fabulocity to carry a group by herself. Aubrey will fit right in with PCD, should the rumors be true, because they don't do shit but pop and lock in panties and that is right up her alley. D. Woods, whom I think is the hottest of all you bitches may even have a tough time tryna do the solo thing but she prolly has more of chance than the rest of you. However....I just want D. Woods to know that Rhianna is HOT right now, has two hit singles and her album has been out for five weeks and has yet to sell 500,000 copies......so um, you and Laurie Ann might be in the same boat. Think about it boo.
Oh Bobby. Damn. I can't even believe this bitch is so desperate. Like she actually let's you touch her. She must really love you cuz its not like you can provide anything for her and I know your dick no longer works. You are broke, your mouth is permanently crooked, and you are a loser. And no surprise to see you looking like the crack head you are but she is looking real crackish too. She looks mad and crackish actually. How is it that you manage to stay keeping your bitches mad and cracked out Bobby?
And just for me....the hottness that is Reggie Bush. Yum. But we don't like Reggie. He's fuckin Kim HoDashian right now and I don't 'preciate it. |
1 comments:
LMFAO! You will take any opportunity to get at Chudney won't you? Hilarious. My two cents:
1. Dawn and nem need to give it up...DK is nothing w/o Aubrey and D.Woods.
2. Bobby's new girl looks like her underarms stink.
3. Reggie, call me!
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