Let's Ban Da Kids!!!

So bitches, another slow news day. Nothing new, same ol crappola. I'll be on holiday for a whole long week as of Saturday and one can only hope that while I'm frolickin on the beach in my stunning nekkidness with Dexter, sippin on Pineapple daiquiris, and knowing the chief all day e're day, drama/more drama is poppin so that when I return, I can get back to what I do best....and all you bitches already know. Anyway, so I came across this article that struck me, only because I truly believe that this world is evil (and yes, I'm as evil a bitch as they come...so?) and I think we are all going to hell in a Gucci Handbag, wearing Prada mules, rockin a 27 inch lace front, while poppin and lockin to "Big Pimpin". But I digress....anyway, because I think this world is evil and the way we are ALL living is not what I believe was intended, I don't think we should continue to populate....and I personally don't plan to populate this world just because I think kids are the fuckin worse. Ne-groy-dians are children enough for me...thanks. So this article, Married, Successful and Happy to Be Child-Free...made me happy. Now I know these people are not having children for other reasons other than the fact that the world is a hot damn mess and the most important thing in news is that Star Jones got gastric bypass surgery BUT the fact remains that people are starting to see that pro-creation is corny and life is much better when you can just chill by your damn self (or with your life partner, wife, husband, tickler etc) go where you want to go, not have to worry about buying pencils and backpacks, going to Disney World every damn year for vacation, buying juice boxes, buying clothes every other month cuz these mo-fos won't stop growing, beatin their asses cuz they lied about doing whatever the hell it is they wasn't supposed to be doing, and being asked for money when they grown as hell just cuz you are still the parents. According to the article: Only two decades ago the majority of Americans considered children vital to a good marriage. Today, kids fall near the bottom of the list — behind shared household chores, adequate income and housing and a happy sexual relationship. The study also found that having children is no longer the leading motivation for marriage. So realistically, married couples and non-married couples are finding that children don't sustain relationships and really only make them worse and bitches would be a whole lot happier being with a man who cleans, has swole pockets, and knows how to tap that ass. All that to say, it rhymes with smasmortion bitches!!!