Yes, I Think I Can Dance

A few of you have asked my opinion about So You Think You Can Dance and who do I think will win. Well first off, I haven't done any real commentary on SYTYD because I really didn't think ya'll watched SYTYD...(the same with Big Brother 8 and seriously, ya'll are missing out! This season is CRAZY, like these people are outta of control and only prove why F.U. couldn't be on a reality show cuz I would be just like Sapphryi getting kicked off in the first few minutes cuz I sliced a bitch for talkin out her neck) but I digress.... Personally, I love Sabra but I know she won't win just because for one, Shane Sparks is a loser and that "hip-hop" piece he had them do was a hot ass mess. They looked like they were on the Varsity Cheerleading squad in that movie with Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union and them girls from Blaque. I actually enjoyed Wade's Fox number but since the judges didn't get it, I'm sure the audience didn't get it either. But really, what was there to get Nigel? You didn't have to really know what they were exactly...you could tell they were some form of animal and the steps were executed perfectly and the dance flowed. But Sabra's solo didn't make it do what it do and her Cha-Cha was hot but I think that was a lot because of Danny. I think Neil is a cutie. Like he would be my something new. But he isn't gonna win. I think Lacey has bull dog legs...like they are short and stubby but she can dance her ass off. I keep going back to when Kameron (who could also get it....heeeeyyyy Kameron!!!) said that her weave stinks and she doesn't wash her hair everyday. So um, yeah, don't want her to win. And her solo was wack...altho her waltz with Danny was beautiful. But her brother won last season and I don't think they are gonna let the sister win. So that leaves Danny. Oh Danny. I personally think Danny is the BEST dancer ever on SYTYD. I've never really watched a dancer on there and been like well damn. I say well damn almost everytime Danny dances and after his solo last night, it was a wrap. Not to mention the waltz and the Mia Michaels You Wanna Be Startin Something princes fight it out dance. So if anybody deserves to win, its all of them, but the person who should win is Danny. But like I've said, this show is about America's favorite dancer not the best dancer so Danny may not win. He has been stank and reclusive and tight assed for the whole season. He tried to open up last night and show us that he is a doof troop and he can be funny and he's adopted but it could be too little too late. So we'll see. At this point it could be anyone and I wouldn't be mad at any of them for winning. And for those of you who missed last night show, the winner will be announced tonight. But really, all you need to watch is Danny's solo (below). Oh and by the way, I will be auditioning for next season of SYTYD. I have already begun practicing and even showed a lil bit of my jazz hands to my most fab audience while I was on vacay. They even video taped me and I laughed a lil bit at myself....do I really look like that when I do my jettete's and paraburays and high kicks?! Yes I do, and I'm hot. Soooooo.....I'll keep you posted on that.