Thursday, January 10, 2008

Kevin Is Still One To Watch

Oh I was sad last night ya'll. Two of my favorite designers were in the bottom two! Kevin and Christian....why lord?! And then of all challenges to get sent home on...making a mutha fluffin prom dress!! Let me just start by saying, this episode was so funny...all thanks to Maddie and Christian. And of course Christian was voted best dressed at his prom...did you see that pic? Love him!


These two were a mess together! Maddie is a know-it all thinks she's a designer cute in her own way Pillsbury Doughgirl....and of course she ends up working with Christian. When she started adding her designs to his design -- yes, lil girl drew on his paper -- I was like omg, Christian is going to stab this bitch with his shears! Maddie wanted something along the lines of a hot mess of a dress or "ticky tacky" as Christian said. And Christian unable to say what he wanted to say and losing all hope was just done. He knew he was going home and even Tim Gunn had to tell him to stop the bullshit and Rally bitch!!!



Then Kevin. Oh Kevin. I just don't think he really thought his ensemble thru. Just because a bitch is a Filipino don't mean you put them in red!! They aren't always born in the year of the dragon boo. Why Kevin? And then if you are going to do red, it should have been something softer, more elegant. You had her looking like she was 35 on her way to celebrate the Chinese New Year and she ain't even Chinese! Kevin why?! And then you just couldn't take a minute, or however long it takes, to sew that hem line. I mean not that it would have helped but the judges mentioned a few times that your shit looked cheap and I'm sure that close up on the fraying edges added to those observations.

I thought it was Ricky that should have gone home. Ricky stay in the bottom and like Michael Kors said, "he is always close but no cigar"...that means send that crying ass, netted hat wearin, not really all that great of a designer home! I did giggle when he said he made his prom date's prom dress....and that should have been the first sign. I wanted to see that dress....wtf did that shit look like?

But anyway....in the end it was Kevin who got the double kisses and a I'll holla from Heidi. I know that he isn't done. He really is too good. But more importantly, I still have my favorite pixie ever Christian! I want to carry Christian in my pocket or like in a dog carrier. I would never have to say anything to anyone...when a bitch gets on my nerves, I just open the bag and Christian pops out and tells that bitch where she can go. Oooh, I would so love that.

Victoria - Challenge winner.
This dress was cute and fun and I see why it won but not my fave.

Kevin - Challenge loser.
Yeah, boo. This wasn't good at all.

Ricky - just aiight.

Sweet P- Gorgeous!
I love this dress and Sweet P should have won! That girl looks beautiforous and elegant. Everything you would want to look like at your prom.

Chris - Soo cute! Chris definitely made it do wut it do with this dress!

Christian - Satin Chocolate black lace mess. It was obvious he tried but....


Jillian - simple and classic. Definitely Jillian's style.

Rami - Love it. But so not a prom dress. Nobody wears a pleated skirt dress to the prom, boo.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I was going to be sad to see any of them to go and I was especially sad to see Kevin and my girlfriend Christian in the bottom 2. Looking at Kevin's dress today I see the problem, but yesterday I really didn't think it was that bad. I hated the little girl's hair and makeup and I thought that was making her look older. Sweet P should have won. I didn't agree with the judges that it was too sophisticated for a teenager. I think it was simple and classic. Besides, have they seen these little hoochies these days! Victoria's dress looked like you could get it out of Macy's. I think Chris's dress was better than Victoria. It was clear that Christian and Maddie made the show. I was just waiting for Christian to let the lil' B know, I'm the queen and you are my muse, B! Unfortunately he waited until the runway show to let her know she was a pain in the *ss! That dress was horrible! I'm glad Christian is still there but I'm sad to see Kevin go. The only one I don't like is Victoria. She is wack!

Anonymous said...

Who's ready for Making the Band!?!?!