Why Don't I Live In Japan????

Mkay, the Japanese have thought of everything!! Literally, everything! How many times have you dug around your pockets or pocketbook tryna find a tissue? Never again! Simply strap on your toilet roll strap hat and you can blow and wipe all day. Simply amazing! Who needs a broom when you got a baby? I know I HATE when my shoes get wet. I ride the trains in NYC. Trust. This shit would come in handy! I would never need hand sanitizer ever again and I can catch a serious nap without leaning on anybody...does it get any better? Love it! You mean I don't have to get wet at all????? GENIUS! Say goodbye to burning the shit out of your mouth. Who has time for blowing these days? Seriously. You never need a man ever again! The green one is hot!