Ferosha Coutura Is Fierce Bitches!!!

Have we discussed how much I love my poodle Christian. I mean seriously, shall I count the ways? 1. "Where are we going Tim. Is it fierce? It better be fierce Tim." 2. "I'm Ferosha Coutura and my thing is, I take bitches down by spraying hair spray in their eyes." 3. "I didn't want to give them to him, but you help people and they fail anyway." 4. "She is fierce! And for me to say that you know she's fierce cuz I've met some fierce bitches up in my life." 5. "Honestly, that looks like Tranny Ice Queen." And did he spray his own hair with the hair spray after spraying his Divas' hair? Did my poodle beat Sweat P at arm wrestling?! Bitches clearly don't know. Sigh...I. Love. Him!!! OK but Project Runway wasn't just about Christian last night. Ding Dong Ricky is finally gone....and he didn't cry! This was actually the first ep that his eyes got watery, but there were no actual tears. The challenge was to make outfits for the WWE Divas that they could wear in the ring. Basically get you something stretchy and make it work. All types of tack....just tacky, tacky, tacky. Yet, you prove how fierce you are, when you can make something tacky actually look semi-fierce. And the top three most certainly did. My poodle had his Diva lookin sexy and well, fierce....keeping in mind the challenge. I LOVED Jillian's. I'm somewhat of a fake sporty bitch myself so I would have rocked this piece. I agreed with the judges that there wasn't anything Americana about Rami's outfit (this diva was the all american girl next door). She looks like she is about to go and do the Cha Cha at Pablo's. Me no likey. Sweet P's whole situation was just hilarious. She was scared she was gonna get her assed kicked, couldn't focus, and couldn't pull of the robe and reveal look. Total mess. Bargain basement. The winner!!! AND I LOVE IT! Chris' was absolutely my fave! I don't do leopard or cheetah or lions, tigers or bears but if I were a WWE bitch, I most definitely would want this to be my beat ur ass ensemble. And then there was Ricky's. I happen to like his bathing suit. Problem is, nobody is goin swimming Ricky! Pack your hats and go.