Monday, March 17, 2008

Mariah Does SNL And We All Could Have Had A V8

Don't know if you guys bothered to watch Mariah, who filled in for Janet, on Saturday Night Live but um, she was the absolute worst. We all know Mimi is rhythmically challenged but seriously, this bitch literally stood in one spot the whole time and the only thing she moved were her hands and that was just to demonstrate the "touch my body" part. She is boring as all hell and let us not forget that the song isn't even that great. She sang another song called "Migrate" featuring T-Pain who is so beyond fugly and was lookin like Flava Flav's little brother. At least during that performance Mariah swayed from side to side but more importantly, that song is a mess. It fuckin sucks.

I knew it would be hard for her to top Emancipation but her performance and her first two singles have only made it official that I don't need her album and I will never pay money to see her live. Boo and boo.



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