Seriously, Steve Harvey rendered me speechless for a good 10 minutes. After a swig of water to get rid of the after taste -- of vomit in my mouth -- a few things came to mind. I mean, first, I have questions...like WHY? WHO? REALLY? WHY? WHY IS HEAD & BODY TWO TONED?! JUST WHY?
I know Steve is proud of his body and er'thing but some people just don't need to put their situation on display....like really, who wants to see this?! Not to mention, the big ass head, the porn stash, the greasiness....ugh, the nausea is returning. I can't.
Really Steve?! The hand on the hip with the other hand behind the big ass head look.....NOOOOOO!
No more steroids and donkey milk for you, Steve! Just NOOOOO!
Did someone just put too much foundation all over his entire dome?!
The head, the smile, the body...like it just doesn't work. And am I the only one who actually would prefer the high-top fro wig?
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LOLOLOLOLOL! OMG I listen to him erry day and I heard that he was doing this but didnt care enough to actually look on the website. Thank goodness you did the work for me. LOLZ!!! He is tanned and greased up aint he? And HELL NO I would not prefer the high top frox...the baldy is 100 times betta.
Seriously Elle, I think the high-top fro helps to balance er'thing out...like I bet his head wouldn't look so damn Gy-nor-Mus because the frox would simma that down a bit. The porn stash might not even look as serious....not to mention the frox would detract from those huge ass chiclet lookin chompers! It doesn't even matter, he needs to keep his greasy glistened up body to himself.
I am deeply disturbed after looking at those pics... let me drink some lemom water and head out to the gym...
Girl girl girl, he can not be serious. He must think he looks like Tyson without his shirt on.
He looks like Black "Mr. Clean" with a stash....and a gut.
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