A Lil Just Why: Steroids & Donkey Milk Does A Body Good

Many blogs have been enjoying the rants of the infamous hot mess that is Khia....you know, my neck, my back Khia. Recently, she's been posting messages hating on Janet for some silly reason as well as fellow rapper, Trina because I think she stole Lil Wayne from her or something. Anyway, today I just had to post Khia's 'album review' of Trina's new album. I read something about steroids and donkey milk.....I can't. I can't! "FIRST OFF!!!! LETS START WIT DA ALBUM COVER!!!!! LIKE I SAID B4….. DAT BULLET AINT DA ONLY THANG DATS BEEN IN HER YUCK MOUTH.. AND FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS HER HEAD IS BIGGER DAN HER BODY NOW!!!! SHE LOOK JUST LIKE DAT BOBBLE HEAD ON HER PAGE!!!!!!! NOW DATS ONE THANG DA BITCH GOT RIGHT!!!!!! DAT BLACK DRESS IS A HOT MESS……. SHE LOOKED LIKE A BURNT THIN-IN DINNER!!! ALL I SEE IS RIBS AND BONES…..SINCE DAT PEDIALITE AND ENSURE AINT WORKING. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND…..STEROIDS AND DONKEY MILK!!!! CUZ HO YOU LOOK LIKE U ON UR LAST TRIMESTER.. AND BITCH PLEASE DONT BLAME DAT RAPID WEIGHT LOSS ON DA LEMON JUICE DIET!!! CUZ WE ALL KNOW AINT NO BITCH OUT DA HOOD WILLINGLY LOOSE ALL DAT WEIGHT!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! HO U AINT PARIS NOR NICOLE AND IN DA HOOD, THE BOYS ARE SCARED OF U POINTING AND WHISPERING….. SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GOT DAT THUNDA LIGHTNING!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!WE GOING INTO THE INSIDE OF THE ALBUM COVER…… STARTING WIT DA FEET!!!! WHY DIDNT YO GLAM SQUAD….. TERRENCE DAVIDSON, MISA HILTON AND NADINEEEEEEEEEE TELL U TO GET A PEDICURE GURLLLLLLLLLLLL! YO FEET IS CRUSTY AND YO WIG IS DUSTY AND YO HEAD LOOK BIGGA DAN YO BODY!!!! WHAT IS REALLY GOIN ONNNN???????? FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS, DIS WAS A BAD TIME FO YOU TO PROMOTE AN ALBUM!!! U SAY IF MINE EVA COME OUT!!! U SHOULDVE WANTED ANYBODY TO SEE U … LOOKIN DA WAY U DO!!!!!AND DEY NEED TO BE FIRED IMMMEDIATEDLY!!!!! IT LOOK LIKE U BEEN WALKING DA HO SCROLL ALL UR LIFE!!!! BITCH, WASH UR ASS CUZ UR FEET SHOULD BE DA FIRST THANG DAT HIT DA WATER!!!!!!MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!! TRACK 6: I GOTTA THANG FO YA DIS SONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENTITLED…… KEYSHIA COLE!!! CUZ DA ONLY THANG WE WANNA HEAR IS DA HOOK!!! BITCH!!! STOP WHINNING LIL WAYNE DONT WANT U!!! HE GOTTA THANG FO ME. U HURD WHAT HE SAID…….. “DA QUEEN WIT HER HAIR LIKE MINE.” TRACK 10: STOP TRAFFIC STOP TRAFFIC? HOE… FROM DA LOOKS OF UR FEET U STILL WALKIN DA STREETS. ITS BEEN TEN YEARS AND U AINT GOT OFF DA HOE SCROLL YET? YOU STOPPING TRAFFIC? HOE U BEEN STOPPING TRAFFIC SINCE OJ WAS DA JUICE. BITCH U A THROWBACK HOE. OLD AS DA ORANGE AND WHITE BUCCANEERS JERSEY!!!!! BITCH U NEED TO SADDOWN AND RETIRE!!!!! CUZ DAT PUSSY GOT MILES ON IT!!! WHO WROTE DAT SHYT!!! YOU AINT FROM NEW YORK , U FROM DA SOUTH!!! WHOEVER WROTE U DAT SHOULDVE GAVE DAT TO FOXY BROWN OR LIL KIM!!!!! OH!!!!!! YALL AINT KNOW DEY HAVE GHOSTWIRTER’S TOOOOOO? OOOOOPS… MY BAD…..DID PITBULL WRITE DAT??? OH….MUCH LUV PITBULL CUZ SEE I WRITE, PRODUCE AND COMPOSE ALL MY SHIT TOO!!!!!! GET MONEY BABY!!!!!" First of all, WHY?!!!! I don't think Trina puts this much energy into worrying about what Khia is doing and where is your album Khia?! Secondly, she just put money in Trina's pocket because people (well maybe just a few) will want to hear for themselves what Khia is talking about and why she is such a bitter ass hater. Lastly....here are my favorite quotes which will most likely show up in my posts from here on out: 1. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND…..STEROIDS AND DONKEY MILK!!!! 2. YO FEET IS CRUSTY AND YO WIG IS DUSTY 3. LOOK LIKE U BEEN WALKING DA HO SCROLL ALL UR LIFE!!!! Thank you Khia, for adding to my ignorance. Source