UPDATE!: The NY Post is reporting that they are indeed married and there was no pre-nup!!!!!!!!! I need my inhaler. I can't. He's 27, they've been dating for a month, and she didn't make him sign no papers....according to the Post: "Not everyone is so over-the-moon. There was no pre-nup - there wasn't time," said another worried source."
Well, Nick Cannon, if anybody here is the smarty, I guess its you. I think you knew all you had to do was to pretend to ride unicorns and play nice with her Hello Kitty plush toys, maybe catch a butterfly or two. Now you can save your Wild -n-Out dollars and use Mariah's millions for play-play. Well played, Nick Cannon. Well damn played.
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I really, really, really hope in the name of Hello Kitty, that Mariah did not up and go marry somebody's Nick damn Cannon. First of all, it is really looking like he straight up recycled the engagement ring he gave to Selita like two months ago. Secondly, Mariah MF-in Carey what is wrong with you?! I know you have daddy issues, and childhood issues, and you married your father's replacement and have issues about that but DAYUM...can you at least find yourself a youngin who is hot?! Maybe who weighs more than a buck 15 and can grow some facial hair and man pubes?! UGH!
And I'm saying all this because Latina.com is reporting that Mariah and Nick got married yesterday and Da Brat was the best man. They say:
"A source close to Nick Cannon has confirmed exclusively to Latina.com that Cannon and Mariah Carey are married! The couple wed yesterday in a small ceremony on an island and it was "very implusive," according to our source. The wedding was attended by a few close friends of the couple, including Da Brat.
Details forthcoming, but we'd like to be the first to say congrats to the happy couple!"
I need concrete proof but if this is true, I'm not happy at all. But maybe, just maybe, for her wedding she took off that damn Hello Kitty band aid. Bitch don't even have a boo-boo! She's just wearing it to wear it! I can't.
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Dude, you are out of control hilarious (Da Brat as the best man). You have missed your calling. You need to come to a town near me (Chi-City) and do stand-up.
chi town represent!
that best man crack was funny as hell.
but wuts even funnier is the way you summed up what everyone is thinking: mariah, bitch, are you insane? nick nobody cannon? really? a recycled ring? really? NO PRE-NUP? REALLY? obviously you aint talk to yonce, first, cuz that chick is getting $10 mil for two years of marriage.
somebody PLEASE beat mariah's ass until you can finally see the black in her!!!
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