Are You Fuckin With This?

German Scientist Jan Vinzenz Krause of the Institute for Condom Consultancy has created a spray on condom. Here is how it works: "The system works a bit like a car wash. The man put his penis in a chamber and presses a button to start the jets of liquid latex, sucked from a detachable cartridge. The rubber dries in seconds and is later rolled off and discarded like a conventional condom." The aim is for the process to take just 10 seconds but at present the latex drying time is around 20 to 25 seconds. "We're working to shorten that time," said Krause. What do we think about that? It takes a bit longer than the 5.5 seconds it takes to rip open a condom and slide that bad boy on. However, this clearly means more pleasure for both parties (I would think) and during the 30 - 35 second process of spray and dry, your lady, man, horse (you know whateva or whoevea you fuckin) can be stretchin and gettin into position. This would also mean that size would never be a problem - you know that "these condoms are too small" bullshit. It would also mean that you would never have to worry about those common mishaps such as, the condom ripped during mid-flip or searching for condoms that somehow get left up inside you and he has to do some kind of GYN exam to find that bitch. On the other hand, you literally have to use a machine to spray the condom on and machines are good for a malfunction. While your man has his meat in the car wash and you gettin all ready for an ultimate wipe down - you know joggin in place, sprayin your smell goods, etc. - the next thing you know this shit done broke down, his joint is stuck, and things done got real ugly. Talk about a way to ruin the mood. And then there is the most important - effectiveness. What if some of that stuff rubs off or what if your stupid asses didn't wait long enough for it to dry and next thing you know La'Ra'Queesha is born. While I'm not totally sold, I like the concept and I say Jan Vinzenz Krause is on to something indeed. Source/Source