Brown Teefus Are A No-No

Mkay, er'body knows that Amy Wino is the crack head of all crack heads and she has all kind of diseases, ailments, and shit on her face. Fine. What I want to know is, why come Amy can't still brush her teef? Yes, I said teef. Teef aren't teeth. People with teeth actually take care of their teeth. They actually brush, floss, and maybe even swig some mouth wash er'now and then. When you have teefus, you choose to allow plaque to build up, you allow food and gunk to remain in the cracks, and not only does your mouf just look like your breath smells like rotten sewer cabbage - it actually does. Amy Wino's two front teef are now brown. I have a problem with that. I don't mind the crack...sniff it smoke it, lick it...do what you will Amy, however, the least you could do is choose not to walk around with brown teef. I would like to set up a dental intervention for Amy and those of you who think it is OK to walk around with dark yellow/brown teef. It is unacceptable and just not right. There is help out there for you. I've gone over this on my radio show, The F.U. Hour: Back & Ready To Zsugsh but I'm goin to re-zsugsh and remind us all that if you have gotten to the point where brushing alone no longer helps, save your duckets and invest in some whitening paste and/or kits. There are also some home and natural remedies you can try. Strawberries and Baking Soda: You need:1 ripe strawberry 1/2 teaspoon baking soda Directions: Crush the strawberry to a pulp, then mix with the baking soda until blended. Use a soft toothbrush to spread the mixture onto your teeth. Leave on for 5 minutes, then brush thoroughly with toothpaste to remove the berry–baking soda mix. Rinse. (A little floss will help get rid of any strawberry seeds.) Apply once a week. A yummy tasting toofus whitening. It gets no better and you have no excuse. This has been a Brown Teefus Are A No-No PSA By F.U. Wit Luh....kinda Source