Friday, August 22, 2008

Da Brat Gets Three Years Of Pokey Coochie!!!


Da Brat aka Hello Kitty's personal clit tickla has been sentenced to three years in prison for bashin some chic in the head with a Rum bottle. See, had she beat that bitch with a bottle of Goose the judge would have been more lenient - anybody who requires a bashin by Goose prolly deserved it. People don't just be wastin Goose. But Rum, well see that makes it seem like Da Brat just felt like beatin somebody for no good reason.

Anyway, according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

Superior Court Judge Gail Flake also sentenced the rapper, whose real name is Shawntae Harris, to seven years probation and 200 hours of community service.

The incident happened at a Halloween party at Studio 72 nightclub on Oct. 31, 2007. The club is on Ga. 29 near Tucker.

About six members of Harris’s family wept when a sheriff’s deputy took her into custody.

“I love y’all,” Harris, 34, said as she was led out of the courtroom.

“We love you, too,” the relatives replied in unison.

Harris entered a guilty plea to aggravated assault.

The victim, a waitress at the club, had to be hospitalized after being struck by Harris, and Flake said the woman suffered permanent facial scarring.

Harris and the victim had gotten into an altercation prior to the assault, police said at the time."

What is Hello Kitty gonna do??? Douche Cannon don't know how to work it out like Brat do. Mean while, Da Brat is hella happy cuz she is gonna get coochie all day er'day up in the pokey. Those three years are gonna UTI on by.

4 comments:

Miss P said...

aww hell naw, da brat going to jail? i bet she's going have a different girlfriend every week. and tomorrow there are going to be reports of mariah having another nervous breakdown.

but the girl's in that family don't play. da brat knockin people upside the head wit bottles, lisa raye bitting muthafuckas. dont fuck with da chi!

Miss P said...

f.u., u need to do another show! i need a fix!!!

Glennisha Morgan said...

Da Brat will have bitches lined up for her lol

Anonymous said...

Dude, I was thinking the same thing. She is going to be in coochie heaven for the next three years.