Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dallas Austin Really Meant To Say...

So I'm sure you all watched the season finale of "The Real Houswives of Atlanta"...seriously, the whole time I was like why isn't this the Reunion and if I see one more commercial for the Real Housewives of OC....In any case, on the finale, nothing really serious happened. The best part for me was when Dallas called Kim to basically tell her that she had to get serious and stop smoking etc. And I was just waiting for him to be honest with her and say Kim, listen you tranny whore who may spend thousands of dollars on designer clothes but still manage to look like Wal-Mart trash with your busted Bratz doll wig and your clown make-up puttin lipstick around your lips to make them look bigger homewreckin heffa - YOU CAN'T SING! And not only can't you sing, but you sound like a cat - oh my bad, how does your second grade educated ass spell cat? Right, KAT - trapped in a garbage disposal after a moose tried to eat it.

But he didn't say that. However, this is what he put on his MySpace page:



"... THE "REAL" Housewife, Kim Zolciak, is NOT WORKING WITH ME --

WE ARE NOT DOING A SONG...

WE ARE NOT DOING AN ALBUM!!

*** JUST WANNA PUT THIS OUT THERE!!!" ***


Had he just told her the truth on the show from day one, all this extra shit could have been prevented.

And the dumb bitch is really telling people that her album or her single is coming out the first week in January. If this bitch actually gets to record an album, ya'll best gets yourselves ready....cuz F.U. will be hittin a studio and ya'll need to check for the album end '09. Ya heard?

And I just wanna say a lil sumtin bout Sheree...so she calls Mychael Knight from Project Runway to see if he can help her with her disaster of a fashion "viewing" of her "line" and it was more than obvious that she has not a clue what she is doing and she is indeed just like any other athlete's wife who thinks cuz she has money she can just decide to do anything she feels like it. Fashion design is not something that just any old bitch who likes nice clothes can do. Well, I take that back....but still. You have to breathe, live and eat that shit. Like Mychael does. And for you to be more concerned with having a grand party to show off nothing than to get your clothes fixed shows where your head is at. You have to study that shit. You can't even sketch your own shit! You had to hire somebody to every last thing for you! Your husband's money and your name is the only thing you seem to be able to contribute - and even the name is something you may want to reconsider. Maybe do some research. Study the industry. What happens if you don't get that 7 figure settlement you're waitin on? Your money won't be able to save you if you don't have any talent or the ability to create and facilitate sans talent. Anyhoo...

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Bravo is keepin us salvatin by givin us a sneak peak. Watch NeNe and Lisa go at dat Hillbilly Ho Kim.





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3 comments:

Carsi said...

so can't wait for this. K-A-T, I just had to leave the room when she said that.

The F$%K it List said...

K-A-T I had to hit the rewind about 3 times cause she was dead ass serious.

Tuesday is going to be like reality show christmas.

Eb the Celeb said...

lmao - Dallas like this non singing chick aint about to mess up my reputation...lol

I cant wait for this reunion