Crack Is Wack....But Coochie Is Literally Mind Blowing!

I stared at this picture for quite some time. It seems this is what Lindsay Lohan chose to wear and look like for her birthday celebration. Wow. We all knew she was a crack head, but that Samantha (her girlfriend/ex-girlfriend) must have a mean coochie game cuz since she dumped Lindsay (then took her back) LaLohan has been more than a hot mess. She really doesn't even care anymore. It's like her mind has literally been blown and she can no longer function. Tragic.