For The Bitches Who Can Afford Premium Cable

Crickets...Anyone? Anyone? I really hope that those of you out there that have Showtime (which is slowly becoming the new HBO...well sort of) are watching this season of Weeds and the new series Californication with David Dukovny...I know that is now how you spell his last name and I don't feel like looking it up, but he's the guy from X-Files. Weeds is simply one of the best shows on TV right now and this season is already proving to be a good one. Why did Celia dump all that weed in the pool?! And Conrad (who is SOOOO CUTE....heeeeyyyy booooooo!!) straight played Nancy when he left her with U-Turn...but Nancy is an idiot and she deserved it. And I loved when Heylia smacked the shit out of Nancy but then Nancy tried to drop kick her on the low...good shit. Californication....David D. will be getting an emmy nod next year and that's just based off the first two episodes. He is AMAZING in this role and this show is brilliantly written, with ridiculous sarcasm and witty undeniable humor, and the sex scenes are crazy....he ends up having sex with his baby motha's fiance's daughter who is 16 years old and while they were having sex the giril is punching him in the face. Here's the kicker...he didn't know who she was until he came over to the baby motha's fiance's house to pick up his own daughter with the black eye she gave him from thier night of fuckin. Seriously, this show might be worth the extra bucks bitches....if anyone out there is feelin me, please holla!