In White People News....Papa Joe is Po'!

Is this shit not hilariously sad?! Joe said we gonna make it do wut it do! First of all, this bullshit movie is going to strait to DVD with a quick stop in a few theaters in Texas (supposedly). Secondly, Papa Joe, (why are all harasser Daddy managers named Joe...or Matthew?) Jessica's daddy's bullshit ass production company which is behind all of Jessica's shiteous films, cannot even afford to give his daughter and star a photo shoot to promote the DVD! "Papa Joe Productions is currently unable to finance a real photo shoot for its newest feature, Major Movie Star, so an image of the film’s lead, Jessica Simpson, was borrowed from an old GQ. And insiders are saying Major – like Jessica’s other recent movie, Blonde Ambition – is headed straight to DVD." I guess this is what happens when your Daddy is a pastor turned money fiend who uses his daughter to sell her marriage, her boobs, her wack ass music, and her stupidity. Oh wellz!