Black People....Gotta Love Em'!

So, when you decide to get married, you will think about your cake and how yummy and fabulous you want it to be. Of course it will be many layers and possibly even a variety of flavors. The cake may even be bedazzled and have edible (or not) jew-elz, flowers everywhere there is space, and on top of the cake there just might (depending on your taste) be a bride and groom cheesing at each other. But there was a lady who said fuck all that bullshit. If I'mma have a cake, that shit is going to be a life size cake and it is going to be a replica of me! Leave it to a black girl to take her wedding day to the next level --no matter how tacky. I love the narcissism. I really love it. It took them 5 days to eat the whole cake. I wonder what the hair taste like? Do you think that red zigzag down the side of the dress is a Twizzler?