Mariah Doesn't Sing With Pork, Bitches! She Eats It!

And I thought I was a bitch. I love it!!! Mariah, when asked if she would ever do a duet with Jennifer Lopez said "I'd rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen." It is highly unlikely that she said those exact words. She prolly said something more like: Bitch please. How DARE you?! Do you know who the fuck I am?! Do you know my vocal range?! Don't make me bust a Vision of Love on your ass! That bitch can't even speak English let alone sing on stage with me. And she wouldn't even be able to fit one of my costumes, cuz you know the owner of The Children's Place design my shit. If I needed a back up dancer, I might give her ass a call. Cuz I know I can't pop'n'lock worth a damn. But disrespect me like that again and I'll burn your eyes with my M by Mariah Carey perfume. Now where is my bacon?!! Love her!!!! Source