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Access Hollywood is reporting that the sham of a fake marriage is already done after only two weeks. Yeah....Eddie and Tracy split up, surprise fuckin surprise. Tracey must have gotten her pay off way earlier than expected. What a waste of time. Why won't Eh-dee just marry Johnny and call it fuckin day already. The flaming closet is calling for your exit Eh-dee....strike a pose boo, there's nothing to it.