A Lesson For The Fuglies - Making The Band Edition

F.U. feels like teaching a lil bit today...just cuz I feel like it. Mkay, yes you know I call every third person fug. Yeah, I Said It. And What? In case you didn't catch that. But um, last night, I'm watching Making The Band...and I was left feeling very much like I could have had a V8. Why? Well I don't even feel like recapping but it could be that Puff said Bitchassedness about 12 times or it could be that Robert really was acting Bitchassdy or it could be that the whole church scene just pissed me off. First of all, Aubrey, really boo? Second, Q was that really for the cameras or did you really catch the HG? And F, Diddy know he promised Hezekiah some air time for him and his church and it just so happened to be at the time when the group was feeling down and out and just full of Bitchassedness. I mean, we know The Hills is fake, but it is kind of disturbing to me to see how all of this is really pre-written. But like I said, I'm not even going to go into the re-cap. So what is F.U. teaching today? Well there was one situation in particular that really had me thinking. It was when Dawn was out on her date with lil Q. She basically has the lowest self esteem ever and it was sad. He asked her if she thought she was ugly and the bitch started smiling and her head was all wobbly and she couldn't look him in the eye. She didn't have to say the words...her actions said she thinks she's ugly. I kind of couldn't believe it. I told my friend this and she said uh, that's cuz she is ugly. And I say, of course she is fug but you don't admit that! She basically told this lil boy in two seconds that she is insecure and she doesn't even think enough of herself to at least pretend that she's bangin. So listen up fugly bitches. People may call you fug, your own mama may never ever tell you that you are beautiful, but you can't believe it. Words are words and nothing more. I can call you every single name in the book (and trust, I have called people every single name in the book) but at the end of the day, when you look in the mirror you need to say fuck that bitch, I'm hot to def and what! Now, I'm not saying get carried away...cuz um, only Fugney Chudney can walk out the house with some white tights on and her face and prance down the street like she's Naomi. But seriously, black women especially, if you don't believe you are the hottest shit walking, no one will. And yes, Proactiv, pulling teeth, closing gaps, invisalign, lace fronts, pieces, foundation, gloss....all that helps. So just look into it and make it work. F.U. loves the fugs too. I do. Just ask Fugney Chudney.