Monday, May 12, 2008

I Believe The Children Are The Future

So um, when you were 13 years old, what was the worst thing you ever did? Did you skip curfew cuz you was busy kissing some boy at some friend's house? Were you coughing up a lung trying to be cool smoking cigarettes? Maybe you might have even been taking a 40 to the head while puff, puff passin on that Green. Maybe. I don't know, maybe you may have even been 13 years old putting your tiny lil wee wee in some girls even tinier coochie hole. And yeah, while 13 year olds today are doing just that and then some, please tell me why some 13 year old boy ordered some hookers on his father's credit card?!!!

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead
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Are you kidding me? When you were 13 years old did you even know how to use a credit card, let alone call the credit card company and order another one?! And then think, hey, let's order us up some hos! And then the boy said the father wouldn't mind cuz it was his birthday. Something tells me he ain't lying bout that. Seriously, I can't. I bet you this lil boy is going to grow up to be president of this country one day. Ya'll remember the name, Prez Ralphie.

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And speaking of kids....



Since when can't you wear some gold cloth wrapped around your chi chis with a mini skirt? Her mama thought she looked good enough for the prom, so why in da hell did this girl get arrested on prom night. Marche Taylor explains the situation herself her. Click My Nip Slip got me arrested on Prom Night to see Marche model the dress and get a glimpse of why you should probably try and comb your hair if you know you are going to be on the news. Sigh....

For those of you having trouble viewing the video all you need to do is look at this:

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