Just For Giggles: What Had Happened Was.....

So just the other day, I thought it was great that Naomi got drunk after a fun night out on the town in Capri, Italy. Memba? Right. Anyhoooo, seems Naomi wasn't really drunk. According to her publicist, here is what really happened? “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” Oh, I see. A trust game. I can't even type that with a straight face. That is actually the most hilarious bullshit excuse I've heard since Amy Wino's people said that wasn't a crack pipe in that picture. First of all, who plays trust games in the middle of a random street after dinner and dancing? Drunk people do!! But what's even more important here is that they weren't playing nobody's trust game! And if it was a trust game, shouldn't Naomi have more than one or two people trying to catch her, shouldn't she be falling from an upright position and not just passed with her feet scrapin the ground, and wouldn't the people who are catching not look like they are stumblin and workin real hard to keep her ass up? Just why must you people lie?! And so stupidly too! So what she was drunk! It happens. It isn't like Naomi gets caught passin out on a regular. She is most often caught spitting on people, or beatin them with electronic devices, or getting yelled at by Puff on her birthday. So it's fine she gets caught out there drowning her sorrows or celebrating her fabulous life. it would have been best to just ignore it and let it go away. But now people are goin to talk about it more cuz it is just an over the top dumb ass lie. I do, however, thank her PR people for that serious gut busting giggle I just had. Trust game...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Source