Thursday, September 18, 2008

Margaret Cho Nuff!

Funny girl Margaret Cho (has anyone watched her show on Vh1?) just a few days ago, went on her blog and posted her opinions on Sarah Palin. She said everything we all already know how Palin is a dumb bitch and actually hates women cuz she's against everything that makes women women and wants them to be dumb and powerless like her daughter....but then people got mad at her. HAHAHAHAHA, Oh Cho, don't you love it when they get mad???? Anways, Cho is my fuckin hero for the day. Let the Church Say A-Fuckin-Men!!!!

I’m a Christian, you Fuckers
All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.

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Chocklit~Socialite said...


Park Avenue said...

Margaret Cho is entitled to her opinion(s)about Sarah Palin. I definitely don't agree with all of SP's views either, but I found MC's " I am a Christian" rant to be blasphemous.

No if, ands, or buts about it, there are a lot of fake Christians out there, but it was really hard for me to read the whole passage with the way MC was referring to God. Just my 2 cents.


Miss P said...

I can see how this can be offensive to some, but i can see the point she is trying to make. God created us all, He loves us all. He loves her and me and you. He loves you even if you curse like a muthafuckin sailor, He loves you if you are a man in love with a man. He created us all in His own image, and THAT is the point she is trying to get across.

I fucking love all you fucking heffas!

F.U. said...

PA - I think the term 'blasphemous' is one of those terms that allows other people to decide what is allowed to be said in reference to God. So like really, who is to say what is blasphemous and what isn't. Which, I think, is the point M. Cho is tryna make.

If you believe that your God wouldn't want you cussin and using his name in the same sentence, then don't do it. However, Cho's God and whoever else's God thinks it is quite alright to be homies, shoot the shit, and let him/her know what's really good.

Isn't that what is so great about life and what God has created?