Thursday, June 4, 2009

And Speaking Of Twats Who Tweet....

My special reader Zoe left a comment regarding Kimora Lee's need to Twitter the birth of her son and just after I responded, I came across more twating....

Yesterday, I'm sure you all saw the pics of Maxwell and Nas in Turks and Caicos poppin bottles and doin what they do with lucky women.



Today, Kelis took to Twitter and made some coincidental comments that could very much have you scratchin your head about who she's talkin bout. Hmmmmmmm.........



I happen to love Kelis but being bitter cause you see your man on twitter is not cute boo! When you was all in love and stuff your man was all man...and he loved you and your coochie. Now he's off tryna live his life and all of sudden...but wait, what if you really are talkin bout your ex, and you are basically saying that you knew he and Ne-Yo share space in the flamin closet....then um, fuck was you wit him for? I mean if I learned some shizz like that, I prolly would have left way before I let a closet dweller squirt baby makers in my cooch. But that's just me Kelis...we all know you're special....but in a good way. Still luh you boo.

Oh and if you're talkin bout Maxwell I will scratch your eyes out.

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5 comments:

Dee said...

...yeah, I think she is referring to Maxy....

F.U. said...

Now Dee...me and my pretty wings will find you...and seriously, if she IS talkin bout my Maxalicious...WHY IS SHE TALKIN BOUT MY MAXALICIOUS?! He ain't do nothin to her? Why take to your twatter page to talk about somebody who is tryna live his life and mind his damn bizness???? Again....I will scratch her damn eyes out.

Luh you like the last Popeyes wing boo boo!

The F$%K it List said...

These were not her only comments of the day. She also went on rampage about cheating husbands. Now I don't have or want all the details but if she cheated first don't go getting all on a high horse.

And 2 If he cheated (and I will never forgive him for it, DAMN YOU NAS) first then Bitter is not the new Black. Roll your 8 months preggers ass out and make it hot. Cause them heiffers in that pic are BUSTIDIOUS (lucky but busted indeed)

Elle said...

She was sooooo talking about Maxwell. Yeah her cheating comments were for Nas. I think everyone needs to back away from the Twitter when they're bitter. Ha that rhymed!

And why weren't we in that picture?!?!?

F.U. said...

Elle I asked myself the same daayum question!