New Muziq: Letoya Luckett

Letoya is gettin her Dreamgirl steez on in her new video for her new song 'Not Anymore'. Not over the moon about the song, but I like it, she always looks purdy and any video that has Lance Gross is just HOT.

This Is What Happens When You Eat Dried Grits On Toast....

And you stan HARD for Beyonce. He knows "the Hilson sisters"...he knows "Niki Hilson and Paris Hilson" but "who the fuck is Keri Hilson???!!!!!" Ummmmmmm, all I have to say is Keri Hilson please watch out because he will "hit a bitch" and "bite your muthafuckin nose off"...JUST WHY?! WOW. And since we're talkin bout Yonce....TV One Access aired a special which featured their list of the 16 Sexiest Black Women alive who are as follows: Halle Berry Tyra Banks Alicia Keys Jada Pinkett Serena Williams Rihanna Joy Bryant Gabrielle Union Alex Wek Naomi Campbell Kerry Washington Iman Angela Bassett Paula Patton Beverly Johnson Janet Jackson Vanessa Williams Lauren London Laila Ali I am actually shocked and RuPauled that Yonce didn't make this list. Thank all that is good that Keri Hilson didn't make the list. Dude might have thrown his TV out da window and broke all the chairs in his kitchen. Who else do you think is missing or do you think this list is more than right? And let's just make this all about Yonce...please watch these little Filipino boys WEEEERK IT OUT to Put A Ring on It!!! And they even added some of their own choreography....don't tell these little boys they aren't killin it in their poom poom shorts....LOVES IT!!!

Baby Z!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Z's side eye is soooo serious. She's like, what da fluff are you lookin at? Can I get my shop on with my daddy and my sister without ya'll all up in my grill?! I mean dayum! It's all too much for her. She had to put her shades on. She can't with the foolishness. It's been so long since I've seen my Baby Z give a serious side eye. This little girl is too much and I love me some her! Source

The First Lady Does O...With Oprah Of Course

For the first time in 9 years, Oprah has let someone else on the cover of 'O Magazine' and that honor goes to the most fabulous, First Lady Michelle Obama. To be honest, I'm not sure I like this cover. I mean, I love it just because it is Oprah and Michelle and they are two of my most favorite people, let alone Black women, ever in the world. However, I think I understand the idea to have somewhat of an action shot and not to have them posing.....BUT is it me or does it look like they weren't even together taking this pic? I mean, what is Oprah looking at? And I'm sure there was a better shot that didn't have the fly-aways goin on with Michelle's hair. I dunno...I would have worked on that just a lil more. In any case, it is still fabulous and I love them and I can't wait to read the article. But lucky for you, we get a lil sneak peek.... Oprah: So after the inauguration, what was your first weekend in the White House like? Michelle Obama: Well, we still had family here, so it was almost like a wedding. A huge, very complicated wedding. The last visitors didn't leave until Sunday. And then the first Monday was kind of weird. You know: "Now we live here, and Barack is getting up and going to work, and it's just us. This is our home now." Oprah: I had heart palpitations coming through the White House gate, recognizing that this really is now your home. It's the White House, and it's your home. Michelle Obama: And it's a beautiful home. When you go out and come back, especially at night, with all the white lights on—it's just beautiful. We feel privileged, and we feel a responsibility to make it feel like the people's house. We have the good fortune of being able to sleep here, but this house belongs to America. Oprah: How will the decorating style change? Michelle Obama: It will reflect our family. I want comfortable sofas, I want art that reflects contemporary and traditional, I want to bring in new American artisans. Oprah: You want more than just a few plates on the walls. You want pieces that are inclusive of American culture. Michelle Obama: Right. And we want approachable comfort. Oprah: So you can take off your shoes. Michelle Obama: And you've got to be able to make a fort with the sofa pillows! Everything must be fort-worthy. Oprah: And the kids know he's home when they hear his helicopter landing. Michelle Obama: Once someone on my staff e-mailed to tell me that the president was on his way. But you could already hear the helicopter, so it was like, well, no kidding. Oprah: "Dad's home!" Michelle Obama: The girls don't move. I’m like, "You want to see Daddy landing in the helicopter?" "No, that’s okay. We already saw it." Oprah: So what do you know for sure, Michelle Obama? Michelle Obama: I know that all I can do is be the best me that I can. And live life with some gusto. Giving back is a big part of that. How am I going to share this experience with the American people? I’m always thinking about that. Source

Nivea.....Just WHY?!

Nivea...ya'll memba her right? She had a couple of good songs back in the day and she was kinda cute-ish. Anyway, she was married to The Dream (who is now poorly influencing Christina Milian) and then she was with Lil Wayne. Anyway, no matter, she is clearly all kinds of fucked up, acting like she just inhaled very deeply and lookin like she doesn't own not a one mirror cuz if she did there would be no fuckin way she would walk out the house like that. I mean, in the name of Lil Mama Nivea, why?! The make-up, the clown wig, that gliterrati top to match your weave with the tank top underneath....just no, boo boo. Just no.

Domestic Disturbia: Chris Brown CHARGED!

This Just In!!! Per People: According to FOX 11 in Los Angeles, which claims to have obtained the notes from a search warrant in the case, Rihanna, 21, read a lengthy text message from a woman on Brown's phone, which led to an argument. Brown – who has a standing court date Thursday – allegedly tried to force his girlfriend out of the Lamborghini, and hit her head against the passenger window. Brown, 19, then punched the singer while still driving, according to the detective's notes, and blood filled Rihanna's mouth. He allegedly told her, "I'm going to beat the ---- out of you when we get home." Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there." The police notes say that prompted Brown to reply: "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you." The report also says that Brown bit Rihanna and put her in a headlock, and that she almost lost consciousness. Did he really have to put her in the sleeper hold?! And could he have pulled over first instead of whippin da car wit one hand while puttin lumps on her head wit da other hand?! I mean just DAYUM. Anyway, because of beatin Rihanna's ass and threating to kill her, Chris has been charged with two felonies – assault and making criminal threats. He is going to be arraigned at 3:30 in Los Angeles Superior Court and of course a serious plea bargain is being worked out as we speak. The thing is, he's not going to jail, Rihanna isn't going to press charges, they're back together and he'll be beatin her ass while eat Doritos and watchin 106 & Park next week.

ANTM: How Could I Not?

After the last season of America's Next Top Model, I said I was done and wouldn't and couldn't watch another season. Last season was wack as hell and in fact, for the last few seasons I could no longer even remember who won or who some of the stand outs were. Basically, there hasn't been an Eva, a Toccara, a Bre, a Mercedes, a Yaya, a Jaslene or even a Shandi, a Jade, or a Furonda....I might be kidding about Furonda. Point is, ANTM used to have some fly memorable models that you rooted for or loved to hate and there was a lack of all of that in these last few cycles. I thought ANTM would never be the same again and I was going to find a new obsession. But alas, I knew who was gonna make it into the top 12 on American Idol (Lil Rounds and her serious badoonkadoonk, the blind guy, and Jorge) and I could catch the Top Chef Reunion 10 more times this week and nothing else was on.....so I had to just take a peak. And I'm so glad I did. America's Next Top Model is back bitches!!! This season the girls are purdy and they have attitudes for days! Before the final 13 were selected and they were going through the semi-final blah blah, there was a girl named Angelea from Buffalo, NY rockin her door knockers, a my little pony fake pony, and long ass air brushed lee press on nails that were atrocious. Even worse, she couldn't hide the fact that she was hood and more than rough around the edges. She ended up getting into a fight with this chic Sandra. More on her later. And what is really good with these ghetto ass white girls? There was this chic that said in her AUDITION tape that she would smack a bitch if she got in her way and she don't give a fuck. Ummmmmm, really? She's more hood than Lil Hood on For the Love of Ray J (I told ya'll I can't help it) and Tyra knew damn well she wasn't going to pick her to be on the show so I have no idea how she even made it to the top 36. Anyway, so the girls that did make the top 13..... This is Thalia. She was burned as a baby and has scars all over her body. She has a pretty face and I think there is something beautiful about her scars. I don't know how far she'll get, but I hope she does well. Meet Teyona! She's one of my early faves. She's reppin Jersey (even tho she's from West Bubba Fuck Jerz) and I, like Tyra, love her small head and her wind in her face face. If she learns how to model, she's gonna do VERY well. This bitch is Sandra. Lemmme tell you bout Sandra. So when I first see her, I'm like look at Alek Wek's cousin! She's beautiful. Her smile, her face, her skin, her hair. Loved it! It was obvious that she was confident and she should have been, but then she just got a bit extra wit it. Then during the semi-finals, Tyra says strike a pose and you can see her try to step in front of Angelea (the one from Buffalo) with her arms spread wide and they got into it a little bit about that. But then, somebody rolled their eyes, and the two of them go at it. Sandra started it but because Angelea was the more aggressive of the two, it kind of seemed like Angelea was the one in the wrong and Mr. Jay reprimanded her and not Sandra. Sandra makes it to the top 13, Angelea doesn't, and Sandra who is the last name called, bumps Angelea as she walks over to the other girls who made it. SO mean and unnecessary. Like you won bitch! Isn't that enough? How can you still have hate when you made it? So then they get to the house. Celia gets the key to the house and they tell her that because she has the key she can pick her bed. Sandra picks a bed and says that she picked it because she isn't there to make friends with those bitches and she's just there to knock them all down. Well Celia picks the same bed that Sandra does and she has the right to because she got to choose whatever bed she wants. Sandra of course is not happy and she is tryna make Celia share the bed talkin bout "I hope you don't snore"....da hell?! Then a group of girls are talking while Sandra is trying to sleep and she tells them to go into the living room and have their dumb conversation in there cuz she's tryna sleep....da hell?! Now the whole time, Sandra is talkin about how great she is and there is no competition. Well they do their first runway show and Sandra trips and stops not even 1/3 way down the runway and goes back. Then they have their first photo shoot and her joint is wack. And she ends up in the bottom two. Of course Tyra saves her because she has such potential, but her cockiness, her rudeness, and all around stankin ass is gonna be her downfall. I HATE to love her....but you kinda have to. She's gorgeous. Bitch. Nijah! She's just so pretty and seems to have a really sweet personality. She hasn't shown me anything spectacular yet, but I see potential. She could kinda of be like Danielle...she's pretty and has talent but she's quiet about it. This is Natalie. Ummmm, I don't memba her. London the street preacher. Yes, she gives sermons on the street about Jesus. I think she's interesting...not sure if she has model potential tho. Kortnie is the only plus-size model who is the former girlfriend of Dale Earnhardt Jr. I think she's kinda hot. She's on my one to watch list. Jessica from Puerto Rico! I was laughing really hard when she said she's never been called ugly in her life and my boo Miss Jay said, you mean you've never been called ugly to your face. AHAHAHAHA....sigh, I need Miss Jay in my life. Anyway, she is very pretty but I didn't see anything model fierce about her. It may be there, but I see her more as like a Maxim chic than a runway chic. Isabella. Well she is epileptic and has the kind of seizures where she falls out and her eyes roll back in her head. On the runway, there were strobe lights which can affect her epilepsy....I have to say, I was just waiting for it...but of course she did a pretty good job. Too bad her first picture sucked, cuz she's gone. Oh wellz. Love me some Fo! Yes, this is Fo. She calls herself Blackxican cuz she's Mexican and Black. I think she is absolutely cute as hell. She's shorter than the other girls so that may be an issue but if she learns how to work it, I think Fo can be fiiiiiierce! Celia. She's from Kentucky where she says people don't care about fashion cuz they're too busy mowing their lawns. She moved to NY because she loves fashion, its her life, and she is really tryna do this modeling thing. Eh. The Weirdo. Allison. She thinks nose bleeds are beautiful. Total nut case. But she has this alien weirdo look with these ridiculously round eyes that come across really well on film. She may be around for a while. Aminat!!!!! Right, now she is my absolute favorite!! I love her. Love her hair, love her look, love her body, love her attitude.....and I LOVE the fact that homegirl is 6 feet 1 inch tall and still rocks her 3 and 4 inch heels. That's what I'm talkin bout! You Betta Weeeeeeeerk Aminat! (I know a lil sumtin sumtin about dat Amazon steez) Her look is luscious and very modelesque. She looked gorgeous on that runway. Her photo wasn't the best and she has to work on her faces, but she is definitely gonna do the damn thing this season. I'm excited to see how fabulous she does. (And she's from Jersey too!) And that's the rundown. I can't believe I'm pumped about this season. So not expected. Well done Tyra! So um....until next week....MAKE OVERS!!!!!!

Now Keri....

Ya'll know I'm all for drama and a cat fight er'now and then....especially when the rappers scratch eyes out on wax. But this time, R&B chics wanna be startin something and Keri Hilson is the one coming out swinging. The question remains tho....who is she talking to? In like her 12th remix to "Turning Me On" this time, feat. T-Pain she says... “I ain’t trying to start no mess but there’s something on my chest/ that I need to get off/ cause you turning me off /your vision cloudy if you think you the best, you can dance/ you can sing / but need to move it to the left/She need to go have some babies/She need to sit down she fake/them other chicks ain’t even worth my time to talk about/Been getting dollars/ go and get your money up” ......“Go head tell these folks how long I’ve been writing your songs. I’ve been putting you on. Just check the credits Hoe” Now she could be talkin about Yonce, cuz she ain't the only bitch wishin Yonce would put it in a seat and give someone else a chance BUT there is no way she's really talkin bout Yonce. For one, she says "go and get your money up"....UMMMMMMM Yonce by herself made more money in one year than the banks needed in bail out money....not to mention Jay's money is her money too. So um, there is just no way in hell Yonce is Keri's target. Ashanti doesn't exist, Christina Millian was never a contender (and especially now that she looks like she just got kicked off Brett Michael's Rock of Love bus....JUST WHY Christina?!), and I'll be damned if she's talkin bout Rihanna. So I'm gonna say it must be Ciara or Super C or whoever she is. Keri has indeed written songs for Ciara but here is my thing. Keri has written hot songs for a lot of people BUT she seems to have missed the mark in writing hot songs for herself. This "Turnin Me On" joint is her one hit and it isn't even major like that....I'm assuming that is why she keeps remixin it. I was actually waiting for Keri's album and even said she was one of my rising stars. I've been disappointed and I guess other people are too, so I understand why she's mad but I don't understand why she's mad at anybody else. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter. We're talkin bout it, so her plan to get a lil attention worked. Source

Just For Giggles.....

Did LeBron have some bubble guts before the game? Can you imagine how STANK LeBron's farts are? Didn't even try to warn nobody...

The Obamas

President Obama took in a Wizards/Bulls game and sat court side. Can you believe that? He didn't sit in a special press box or some secret service sky box. Dudes who get a couple of dollars and don't know how to act won't go to a game unless they have a sky box or the VIP treatment. Our president sat court side with the people and stayed the whole game. How can you not LOVE this man?! The president is truly one of us....just with a more than serious day job. Love him. And his beautiful wife has taken her first official First Lady portrait and she looks fabulous!!! Love her.