Oh SupaHead...You're Such A Donkey

WOW. Supahead gets kicked off a morning show after getting mad because the news anchors were asking her to explain who her book is for....literally getting mad when the anchors speak the truth. She said this book teaches lessons to young girls that she wasn't taught...which is obviously the best way to position your lips as you suck a dick. Hence, why the book has a ban on it and can't be sold er'where to er'body. If you need a giggle today.... And, if I'm not mistaken, didn't she say her husband Eddie Winslow was beatin her and didn't he say she's a dumb bitch? How she really tryna act like she's some happily married mother who was neva a coochie supplin' dick sucker? Yeah...this is what happens when you think the protein you swallow from the millions of dicks you suck makes you smart or something. By the by, SupaHead has just taken on the role of Sex Education Director and school librarian at Dumb Bitch University.

Michelle O's Fabulous New Do'

Let the bitin begin... You better wuuuurk Michelle O! The First Lady's new cropped cut is most certainly makin it do' wut it do'! Do you love it? You know your mother is on her way to the hair dresser right.about.now. UPDATE: Seems the First Lady did not cut her hair, rather her hair guru worked an elegant and serious tuck and swoop. But um, you know your mother is STILL on her way to hair dresser right.about. now.

VH1 Divas....How Dare You???!!!!

I am beyond shocked and Ru Pauled, I am PISSED. Da fuck is wrong with VH1???!!!! Breathe......in, out, up, down, round and round...mkay. So VH1 decided it was time to have another VH1 Divas concert after four years on hiatus. That would normally be a fantastic idea unless you are the fuckin retard that picked Miley FUCKIN Cyrus as a Diva. A DIVA!!! MILEY SHITTAY CYRUS!!!!! Jesus take the wheel and steer me out this bitch cuz I can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are the new "Divas": Kelly Clarkson - Love her, but she's beyond chunky right now and she ain't nobody's diva. Leona Lewis - Leona can sing her ass off but da fuck else has she done other than Bleeding Love and look like Mariah from her Vision of Love days?????? And she ain't nobody's diva. Adele - I enjoy Adele, I chase pavements, but seriously, I would prefer a drunk ass Amy Wino wit her beehive fallin off and her skin peelin. And I can't say for sure, but I really don't think she's nobdoy's diva. and Miley Muthafuckin Cyrus. She can't even sing, VH1. She can't even sing. How does Hannah Montana step into a place that Whitney Houston has been? I can't. I really can't. Is VH1 trying to say that there aren't any more Divas left? They had to scrape the bottom of barrel to put together a show? I'm just so confused. If I was Whitney, Mariah, Celine, Aretha, Tina, Diana, Patti, Cher, Beyonce, Erykah, Jill, Alicia, or even damn Barbara Streisand I would roll up to VH1, five fingers iced da fuck out, and back slap bitches til Hannah Montana no longer sounds like she's singin from the back of her damn anal cavity. So what if Whitney is just comin out her crack stupor or that Mariah is married to a little boy cuz she's a little girl? Is there nooooobody else? I mean call Lil Kim and Cyndi Lauper!!! Mkay maybe there is nobody else and if that is the case, that means you just don't put on the show. Or maybe have your stupid show but call it something else. You can't start off with the best of the best and then go to the worst. It just makes no damn sense. I'm boycottin VH1 til Real Chance of Love comes back on (Yes, I hate me too.) Fuckin assholes. Source

Good Work Outta You Tyler Perry....

I was told that one of these children, a seven year old, asked her mother if she was “too black to be in a pool.” How do you answer that? Again, it broke my heart and I wanted to do something, and I feel like you all would want to do something, too. So what I did was on Aug 1st thru 3rd, I’m sending these kids to Disney World, and then to a Disney water park. I want them to know that for every act of evil that a few people will throw at you, there are millions more who will do something kind for them. This is all about the kids. This made me so angry. Since Michael Jackson died I have not watched the news. I have just been so disgusted at how the mainstream media has riddled this family with disrespect, and no matter what anyone, you or I included, might have thought of him, the truth of the matter is -the man was still a human being and his kids and family deserve some privacy and space. And I know that I’m not the only one that feels this way, so I purposely kept the TV off. Anyway, I was walking through the house, and I don’t know how this TV was on, but I saw a little boy on the news crying his eyes out. So I turned it up. Here is this kid talking about being kicked out of the Valley Swim Club outside Philadelphia because he was black. Did you hear me? I said, “No way, this can’t be! It’s 2009. I don’t believe this!” But, I know it happens even in this year of Obama. As I listened to the story, the anchorperson went on to talk about a woman named Althea Wright. This young lady started a non-profit called Creative Steps to help inner-city children. And apparently she had booked the Valley Swim Club’s pool and paid for it to be used by the children throughout the summer. As we all know, this is such a great thing. During the summer our kids can get into a lot of trouble if they don’t have something creative to do. Anyway, as the story went on, I was shocked to find out that it wasn’t just him but 65 children in all, black and Hispanic kids, that were kicked out of the pool. You should Google this story and read it online for yourself. It’s crazy! I went from being mad to being furious. The news reporter went on to say that the president of the club and its members said, and I quote, “We don’t want to change the complexion of our club.” The president refunded the money of the children and asked them not to come back. WHAT?! I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I said I have to do something for these children. I can’t let them think that they are inferior because of the color of their skin. Then that night I saw the president of the Valley Swim Club on the news again saying that he misspoke and that it was a safety issue and the club wasn’t able to accommodate so many children. But the children themselves reportedly said that members were taking their kids out of the pool, and that they were saying things like, “Why are they here?” and “They’re black,” even insinuating that these kids would steal or maybe hurt their children. Now get this. A few days later I catch the story again on CNN. This time the club was inviting the kids to come and swim. WHAT?! I’m confused. If you refunded the money because there was not enough room in the pool and it was a safety issue then why are you asking the same 65 kids to come back? This is awful, and for anyone that has grown up in the inner-city, you know that one small act of kindness can change your life. These kids see the images of President Obama on TV and then they see the drug dealers and thugs on the corner. Which do you think is more their reality? One act of kindness, one person telling them that they are special, one moment of encouragement can make them move mountains. I know it to be true because I was one of them. They don’t need to be called names and be told that they are less than, because of the color of their skin or because of where they come from. That’s why I’m telling you this. Since you all have put me in the position to be able to do something I feel like by me doing this we are all doing it together. This is all about the kids. So, thank you for letting me do this. Thank you so much. And do me a favor please. When you see these kids coming through the airport, (I’m sure you won’t be able to miss them. I imagine they are going to be super excited) when you see them in the park and in the hotel, let’s show them a whole lot of love and respect. Show them that they are just as good as anyone else. And show them that they can do or be anything they want to be no matter what anyone says! Thanks, Tyler Perry Oprah's pay it forward done certainly rubbed off on Madea. Love it!

Black Harvard Scholar Arrested Tryna Get In His House....

Black kids can't swim in a pool in Philly and now prominent Harvard professor and scholar Henry Louis Gates, Jr. was arrested opening a stuck door at his own home. I can't with the racism. I really can't. You ain't neva lie Henry! This IS what happens to black men in America. SMDH. Henry Louis Gates Jr., the nation’s pre-eminent black scholar, is accusing Cambridge police of racism after he was arrested while trying to force open the locked front door of his home near Harvard University. Cambridge police were called to the home Thursday afternoon after a woman reported seeing a man “wedging his shoulder into the front door as to pry the door open,” according to a police report. An officer ordered the man to identify himself, and Gates refused, according to the report. Gates began calling the officer a racist and said repeatedly, “This is what happens to black men in America.” Officers said they tried to calm down the 58-year-old academic, who responded, “You don’t know who you’re messing with,” according to the police report. Gates was arrested on a disorderly conduct charge after police said he “exhibited loud and tumultuous behavior.” He was released later that day on his own recognizance and arraignment was scheduled for Aug. 26. Gates referred comment to his lawyer, fellow Harvard scholar Charles Ogletree, who was not immediately available. Cambridge police declined to comment, and the Middlesex district attorney’s office said it could not do so until after Gates’ arraignment. The woman who reported Gates did not return a message Monday. Many of Gates’ African-American colleagues believe his arrest is part of a pattern of racial profiling in Cambridge, said Allen Counter, who has taught neuroscience at Harvard for 25 years. Counter has said he was stopped on campus by two Harvard police officers in 2004 after being mistaken for a robbery suspect. They threatened to arrest him when he could not produce identification. “We do not believe that this arrest would have happened if professor Gates was white,” Counter said. “It really has been very unsettling for African-Americans throughout Harvard and throughout Cambridge that this happened.” Counter said he spoke to Gates, who told him police continued to question him after he showed them his license and Harvard identification. “They did not believe him when he said that he was in his own home,” Counter said. “He was totally mistreated in this incident.” Gates is the director of Harvard University’s W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research and served for 15 years as chairman of what is now the Department of African and African American Research. He joined the Harvard faculty in 1991 and holds one of 20 prestigious “university professors” positions at the school. He also was host of “African American Lives,” a PBS show about the family histories of prominent U.S. blacks. Time magazine named him one of the 25 most influential Americans in 1997. Somebody needs to go ring the bell of that dumb bitch who called the police on her neighbor (whom she has prolly seen er' friggin day) and back slap the shit out of her ass. Now she has a reason. Source

Just For Giggles...

My day just got even better. I just sat in amazement, full on Audrina eyes, mouf wide open, and ear drums have been hilariously tortured thanks to Lil Kim and Cyndi Lauper singin Time After Time. Er'body talkin bout how horrible Lil Kim sounds tryna sing but Cyndi sounds like she's rollin marbles in her damn mouf. They both sound like whinny, windy, farts. I love it! Heeeeeeheeeeeeee!!!! Putcha lighters up!!!! I come from BedStuy!!!! Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela!!!!!

NeNe Leakes Does Wendy Williams...

So have you guys been watchin The Wendy Williams Show? I'm sure you have cuz since it's debut on Monday, she's been #1 in her time slot and the number one rated show on BET (altho that's not hard to accomplish...fuck else is there to watch on BET?). You guys know that I love me some Wendy. She's most certainly a friend in my head. I listen to her on the radio most er'day. So of course, just like er'body else I was pumped and waitin for her show to come back. Now I watched her first show on Monday and I wasn't impressed....the way she was reading her notes for the hot topics and the randomness of it all plus I felt like Vanessa Williams was interviewing her....perfect for radio, but TV....I dunno. Anyhooo....I think she just had to get back into the swing of things. I just watched her interview with Atlanta Housewife Nene Leakes... All I have to say is, only a fabulous host like Wendy would be mixin liquor and servin her guest various Nuvo drinks. That's my kind of show, and that's the Wendy I know. LOVE HER!!!! By the way, can't WAIT for Real Housewives of Atlanta. I really hope Sheree pulls Kim's wig all the way off.

So You Think You Can Dance: The Top 10

We've reached the point of the season that we know who is going on tour and who is clearly the best of the best. Now we find out who finally is gonna win this shizz! The couples are no longer together, everyone is dancing with someone new, and the judges no longer have a say in who stays and who gos. As Debbie Allen reiterated, at the end of the day, unfortch it isn't about the best dancer but your favorite dancer. So, it's up to YOU...don't piss me off people. Let's get it! (Sort of) I'm tired tonight and there is too much going on - group numbers, solos, couple dances....I can't. So I'm just gonna give my overall opinion on who was the bestest and who needs to put it in a seat. BEST dance of the night hands down, Jason and Jeanine. HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Contemporary number choreographed by Travis Wall from SYTYCD season 2 was AMAZING. That was literally one of the best routines ever on SYTYCD. Jason and Jeanine finally got to show their talent. They showed us all why they are here. They were so sexy, so passionate, and they executed that dance reediculously well. Travis is the reason Jason and Jeanine were able to show how talented they are. And Travis...how spectacular are you?! Somebody tryna give Mia Michaels a run for her money, eh? In this dance they had this heart necklace that they throw to each other and use as part of the dance, the lifts, the rippin of the costumes, the synchronicity.....superb. Well friggin done. (I did also really enjoy Brandon and Melissa's Broadway routine. Have I mentioned that I LOVE Brandon??!!) Evan danced a fantastic solo! He really is Gene Kellyish. He dances so much better by himself. He needs to be on Broadway. But again....dancin for his life, takin the solo to new heights, Ade showed them all what a solo sposed to be! And ummmmmmmm I thought the boy's African dance piece was off da chain!!!!!!!! Did Evan really dance that damn dance? I'm so proud of him! He held his own!!!! They worked together, they hit their marks, and they smashed it. Loved it!!! (I also loved how Debbie Allen had to let them know that African dance is where most all dance forms originate. Speak on it Debbie!) Overall I don't think anybody needs to put it in a seat. I thought everyone was great, however, I'm ready to see Randi go. Over her.

Nia Long Says Stay In Your Lane....

The gorgeous Nia Long, who covers and is interviewed in U.K. Mag PRIDE, was asked about singers who try to act and was specifically asked about Beyonce's performance in 'Obsessed'. Nia said, “I didn’t see ‘Obsessed,’ so I can’t comment, but it’s just not about how talented you are anymore. It’s about, ‘How much box-office revenue will this person generate?’ When you see certain people – we won’t name names – they just don’t have the skill, and no one in their team has said, ‘You need acting classes.” I didn't see Obsessed either, even tho my sexual chocolate lover Idris Elba was in it, so I can't comment on Yonce's performance BUT I will say that I think if you ARE multi-talented, triple threats, and all that good stuff then you should be makin it do what it do it er'lane possible. Like, it's not the singer's fault that she can sing AND dance AND act. However, in the case of someone like Yonce...she has the means to executive produce her own movie, hence, how she got the lead role. It was her movie, Nia. She made $87 million in one year. When you can finance your own movies, fuck an acting class, boo. Do you. But Nia...on the low low, I feel you. I even did a translation of an interview that Idris Elba did where "he" says that you would have been better. For that interview click: Luh u, Mean it Nia! Source

Snaps For Da Kids!

Sweet Dreams....I can't.