Eva Mendes and Jamie Dornan Are Just HOT!!!!!!!!!

Um, can you say FIRE?!!!!! I mean DAAYUM. Scuse my drool. This is the new Calvin Klein lingerie campaign. Definitely makes me wanna buy some draws.

Charlamange Explains Donkey 101 to Cassie

Let me just say that when Charlamange was Wendy Williams' co-host I couldn't stand him. I mean sometimes he would say something and I would have to agree BUT most times I just felt like he was so not made for the Wendy Williams Experience! (Plus I still miss Artie. WHERE IS ARTIE???? Does anyone know? Seriously, if you know where Artie is please tell me that I love him all these years later.) Anyhoooo....Charlamange got laid off from WBLS and managed to get his own show in Philly. This morning he had Cassie on the show and well, she is really good at not getting her feelings hurt but I thought Charlamange did a really great job telling Cassie that she is kind of the wackest. He told her that shavin her head and showin her coochie in her nekkid pics was not a good look and that is not how you survive in a Beyonce/Rihanna world. She said that she sent those pics to her boyfriend, who is still her boyfriend, and she prays that a woman would love him enough to do that for him. He then told her that a week later when Rihanna's pics were leaked no one gave a shit about her pics anymore. Again, cuz she lives in a Beyonce/Rihanna world. Then a caller calls in and says, who is Cassie? Ya'll know I think Cassie is luscious and I think she's bout the only one hot enough to get away with one sided balded (No LaLa. You aren't. The least you could have done was shave the other side cornball) but um....she is a donkey and I'm happy someone broke it down for her one time. Take a listen: A Donkey is as a Donkey Does. Source

TV Talk: HawthoRNe

So who watched Jada in Hawthorne last night? Hopefully you were even aware of the fact that Jada P. Smith is Executive Producer and star of the new TNT series Hawthorne, which premiered last night. Jada is Christina Hawthorne, chief nurse, widow, mother, and takes the term care-giver to new heights. She wants to help EVERYBODY which is, oddly, her only flaw. It's funny because I'm now all up on Showtime's new series "Nurse Jackie" starring Edie Falco and Jackie is a nurse who is willing to help - as long as she's high on her pain meds. She's also fuckin the hospital pharmacist and cheating on her husband. If you can't tell....I loves me some Nurse Jackie! But I brought her up to show that Jada has helped to create a character that doesn't have to be drug addicted, rude, mean, a sidelin ho, or an adulteress. She's simply a beautiful woman, who loves her job, stands up for what she believes in, misses her husband terribly and is trying to be the best mom she can be. What else can you ask for? Now I will say that while I enjoyed this show, Jada goes in and out with her acting for me. It's like sometimes I can actually tell she's acting. The great part is that she has a more than decent supporting cast with interesting and cute story lines. The other great thing is the soundtrack to the show....it seemed like they played Alicia Keys' entire last album. Funny enough, each song made sense during the scene it played in. And even more importantly, Jada gets more gorgeous with age. She puts these young heffas to shame. Seriously. If you watched, I'd love to know your thoughts. If you didn't, check it out. Tuesdays at 9 on TNT.

Gabby Union Says Get Your Facts Straight Black Bloggers...

Or she's going to sue you. Seems she is willing to go broke to prove that the one certain blog (Bossip.com) will not get away with spreadin the lies.

Beyonce: Broken-Hearted Girl

Um, could Yonce be runnin out of ideas for her videos? Another bore. She had an opportunity to redo "Ego" and make it dope with the video for the remix feat. Kanye. But um, she just added him into the same boring video. There are so many things she could do with the song visually. Kanye definitely could have done more than snap his fingers, stand there, then hit a spotlight and I really don't get why we have to stick with the leotards and three bitch choreography. Isn't the point of a remix to well um, remix?

Congrats!!!

Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy are engaged! For some reason, I am really excited for these two. She's gorgeous and even tho I appreciate his handsome status so much more when his big ass gap isn't visible, I think they make a beautiful couple. AND they have 9 kids between them, so they don't need no more, and all they have to focus on is living life, having fun and doin whatever the hell they want. They deserve their love and I'm happy for them and hope it last forever. In the wake of people divorcing after less than two years of marriage and the birth of two kids, people fighting about their divorce over twatter, and rappers making babies with more than one woman at a time.....it is refreshing to see two grown and beautiful people happy and in love. Let's just hope it stays that way. Source

F.U. Giveaway: And The Winners Are....

The winners of F.U.'s giveaway of Wendy Williams' final installment of the Ritz Harper series, Ritz Goes to Hollywood!: Drum roll please.... The girl who doesn't like Wendy because she makes up words that don't mean anything and her sister uses them regularly. The girl who doesn't read. And Elle. I really wanted Ava to win one because she actually loves Wendy and knows what Ritz is all about....but F.U. doesn't do Myspace and wasn't gonna create an account just to tell her that I need to know where to send her book. Sorry Ava E. You should still pick up your copy on Amazon or something cuz you know this book is good! I'd like to thank all the participants and those of you who support the F.U. Movement! Shout out to Sneak Attack Media. Thank you Myles!

When Al Roker Tells You To Put That Where....

Normally I would NEVER post anything on this blog that has anything to do with that fugly monkey douche Spencer Pratt and his idiot bimbo bitch wife Heidi. However, they were on the Today show and Al Roker was basically tryin to find out why are they alive. Good work out of you, Al. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

SYTYCD: Your Top 20 Hits The Stage For Round One!

Let me start by sayin I fuckin hated Cat Deeley's dress. Da hell was that rhinestone table cloth, fish gill, fuckity shit?! Next let me say that Fox.com's website fuckin sucks. WHY is it takin so damn long to put up the recap from last night along with new pictures of the dancers????!!! My recap would be so much betta if people could actually know who the fluff I'm talkin about. Do they not have people they pay for the specific purpose of immediately updating the website after the show??! Daayum. Now....onto the dancing. Squeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeanine and Phillip: Hip-Hop Dope!!!! Very cute!!! That choreography was perfect for that song (Ne-Yo's "Mad")and what else is to be expected from fly choreographers Napoleon and Tabitha....the dance was about a couple who can't sleep before they resolve the anger with each other. Jeanine held her own but Phillip....he's off the chain. He is amazing. He tore that shit up! I'm definitely checkin for Phil. We'll see about Jeanine.... Asuka and Vitolio: Broadway Cute choreography. Wasn't blown away, but I thought they proved that they have talent. They just didn't bring it on a spectacular level the way they should have. I hope they stay around though. Especially Vitolio...he's a cutie. Karla and Jonathan: Cha-Cha Pretty hot. Great choreography. Not off the chain, but me likey. I think there were some HOT moves that went down with that Cha-Cha...Jonathan's split slide under thru her legs for example, but overall I wasn't jumpin out my seat....just happily waitin to see what they do next. Randi and Evan: Jazz Awwwwww that was precious. I really liked their routine. Jazzy. Evan is short as all hell! Like midgetesque for real, for real. But just like Adam said, they danced amazingly tall. The one thing Adam said that I don't agree when he with is when he said that nobody saw Evan coming....um, I did. I loved him and his brother from the moment they auditioned and like I said in my previous SYTYCD post, I wanted both brothers to make it cuz they both deserved it but Evan had the hair so....Anyway, as for Randi, she did good but I'm not really checkin for her. She's gonna have to leap into the sky or something. I can think of about three other girls they cut that are doper than Randi. We'll see how she do... Paris and Tony: Hip-Hop First of all, Paris is dancin without feelin from the knee down in her left leg. Secondly, Tony is adorable. Adam, I'm sorry honey, but Tony is going to get by being the cute guy on the show...at least for a while. Lastly, I don't care that they weren't givin the stank face, I think they gave good dance. Was it HOT? Nope, but Tony ain't goin nowhere. Let us all memba that this is really the contest for America's FAVORITE dancer...not necessarily the best dancer...(Danny anyone?) Caitlin and Jason: Bollywood Jai muthafuckin Ho!!!!!!! AMAZING! They killed that. Bollywood is hard as all hell and they tore that shit up! I am amazed! They looked so good (Jason is a cutie too) and you can tell they were having fun. Like they could have looked like they were concentratin tryna get all the steps right but they looked like they do that all the time. AND Caitlin had hip replacement surgery and was supposed to neva dance again. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!! Janette and Brandon: Fox Trot Brandon has impressed me from day one - his body and his skill are just ree-damn-diculous(I don't know why Mia and Lil C be hatin) and Janette is prolly the best Salsa dancer to ever come on the show. But even with all that, I was like oh daaayum, why they had to get the Fox Trot??? But these two were beautiful!!!! I thoroughly enjoyed that dance. They were pretty and elegant and perfect. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And I LOVES me some Brandon!!!!) Ashley and Kupono: Jazz One of the best concepts in regards to choreography for the whole night. Er'body is gonna memba the two crash test dummies dancin. Sick costumes, they hit their marks, and they really looked like dummies! They were DOPE! And um, Wade proves again just how insane he is in the best way possible. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Melissa and Ade: Contemporary GORGEOUS!! That was AMAZING! Those moves were so sick....and they hit those marks in sync wonderfully. Both Melissa and Ade were perfect. That split lift where Ade held Melissa in back and in front of his head for like 5 seconds....I literally sat watching the rest of the routine with my mouth open. I am rooting for both of them. REALLY LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kayla and Max: Samba Mkay, why wasn't I as impressed with this routine as the judges were. I mean talk about overkill for no reason. It was good, but I thought it was just good. As Nigel mentioned...Dimitri and Pacha were the dopest ballroom dancers ever on this show and Max isn't coming close. Kayla did fantastic for never having done ballroom of any kind before but still.... I'll say it was a nice close of the show. Overall, this was a great first show to start off the season. My favorites of the night were Caitlin and Jason, Melissa and Ade, and Janette and Brandon. I think Asuka and Vitolio are in trouble.... Did you watch? Thoughts? UPDATE: I just need to say that I'm not surprised at all with the bottom three couples....Asuka and Vitolio, Paris and Tony, and Karla and Jonathan. And seriously, I thought Vitolio killed his solo....and his body is bangin. And those eyes....I'm kinda in love with Vitolio. Paris didn't dance for her life and the fact that she has no feeling from her knee down isn't gonna cut it when you dancin for your life. She got lucky to get on the show and she did a good job with the time she had. Tony is gone. My adorable Tony is gone. And he deserves to go home. He didn't dance for a Big Mac let alone his life. I was very disappointed with his solo. He isn't ready for this show but we'll see him again somewhere. Until next week SYTYCDers!!!!!

I Mean, He's Nice, But His Face....

I came across a most excellent, interesting, and very true article in The Root that advises single women to take a look at what they can learn from Michelle Obama. The truth is that our First Lady is a bad B. We all fell in love with the fact that this brown gorgeously regular looking lady, whose been rockin J. Crew flawlessly since before we knew her name, is beyond educated, professionally untouchable, is the mother to two beautiful little girls, and has a husband who is head over heels. How can you not love her? The question is, however, before Barack Obama was president and was just a younger skinny dude with big ears, an awkward type swagger, with a name that you know people fucked up consistently....why did Michelle love him? All successful, cute, fierce, fashionable, paid etc. women want a man whose not only on their level, but even surpasses and helps elevate their status. Single women are tired of upgrading and dealing with men they have to "work with". But what about those men that are driven, ambitious, successful or making moves to be, kind, sweet, and wants you to be by his side as he makes his ascent into the stratosphere of life, which includes professional, personal, and family success....but one of his eyes is Forest Whitaker like or he's the captain of the Doof Troop? How many times have you let the captain go only to see him a couple of years later married to a pretty lady and he's a CEO while you're still hittin up networking events in your most sexiest get 'em gurl dress hoping you can snag you a hottie? I laughed my ass off when I read some of the excuses the author of The Root article girlfriends use when she tried to hook them up with some good ones....I'm sure one, if not all of them will sound more than familiar: His toes were ashy. He seems like he’d be a really cool friend, but I don’t know, those lips. . . He was wearing a bubble coat, and seriously, it was not that cold. We had a good conversation, but I like a man to be more aggressive. That was our second and last date. He used the word “authentic” like 14 times. How many times do I have to tell you I’m looking for someone TALL and HOT? Keywords being tall and hot. He drank a hot chocolate instead of coffee. What is he? A 6’4’’12-year-old? (I’m putting myself out there—this was my own reaction to an otherwise pleasant date just a few years ago.) Yeah, he was tall, but his head seemed a little small for his body. It was loud in there, so I’m not sure. Did I detect a stutter? Boy, was he sweating! He seems like someone who would like Star Trek. I don’t care if he can’t see. He should have left those glasses at the office. He was dancing (or worse, trying) way too hard. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ummmmm....I don't know how many times I've detected a stutter from a thick ass glasses wearin, why he didn't have his dentist pull that tooth, not tall enough and damn sure not hot enough and the list goes on and on.... There is no such thing as the perfect man, only the perfect man for you. I think a lot of times we women, Black women specifically, allow external factors to dictate the men we love. Maybe your friends won't think he's cute, or your family won't like that he doesn't come from your type of pedigree and has never even been to the Hamptons, or maybe you're embarrassed because he doesn't have a college degree. Of course you can have your standards, you have to be attracted, and there are some things that you won't and shouldn't look past, but when do we decide to be realistic? When do we decide that we don't care what other people think? When do we decide that our happiness is more important than some bullshit check list that is filled with everything superficial? At the end of the day, Michelle had no idea Barack was going to make history and be the first Black president of the United States. She fell in love with a big eared younger man who had dreams and more than anything, just wanted to love her. Isn't that enough? Just something to think about.... Check out the article: So what he had a booger? Instead of staring at it the entire date and not paying attention to anything he is saying, how bout just tell him to get that? Is a booger gonna be the reason he's the one that got away?