Just For Giggles....

Seriously, this shit is HIGH-LARIOUS! PUHLEASE WATCH! If you need more than a giggle today, this one is for you! Luh u CA!

Dude Look Like A Lady....

Kind of. So how bout the chocolate dancer in Yonce's Sinlge Ladies video is a man - people think - and he/she is the choreographer. So I watched the video, for the 9 millionth time, and I watched it without sound and I just focused on him/her. But of course! She/he is not the cutest thing but he/she is killin it! And I'm gonna say she is indeed a he. How I love the gays! How u doin!!!! And now for your viewin pleasure, and so you can decide for yourself, one more gin..... Beyonce - New Music - More Music Videos source

Before He Became President....

The Norwegian newspaper VG has reported a truly amazing story about a newly-wed trying to get to Norway to be with her husband, and the stranger who helped pay an unexpected luggage surcharge. The blog "Leisha's Random Thoughts" has translated the story. It was 1988, and Mary Andersen was at the Miami airport checking in for a long flight to Norway to be with her husband when the airline representative informed her that she wouldn't be able to check her luggage without paying a 100 surcharge: When it was finally Mary's turn, she got the message that would crush her bubbling feeling of happiness. -You'll have to pay a 103 dollar surcharge if you want to bring both those suitcases to Norway, the man behind the counter said. Mary had no money. Her new husband had travelled ahead of her to Norway, and she had no one else to call. -I was completely desperate and tried to think which of my things I could manage without. But I had already made such a careful selection of my most prized possessions, says Mary. As tears streamed down her face, she heard a "gentle and friendly voice" behind her saying, "That's okay, I'll pay for her." Mary turned around to see a tall man whom she had never seen before. -He had a gentle and kind voice that was still firm and decisive. The first thing I thought was, Who is this man? Although this happened 20 years ago, Mary still remembers the authority that radiated from the man. -He was nicely dressed, fashionably dressed with brown leather shoes, a cotton shirt open at the throat and khaki pants, says Mary. She was thrilled to be able to bring both her suitcases to Norway and assured the stranger that he would get his money back. The man wrote his name and address on a piece of paper that he gave to Mary. She thanked him repeatedly. When she finally walked off towards the security checkpoint, he waved goodbye to her. Who was the man? Barack Obama. Twenty years later, she is thrilled that the friendly stranger at the airport may be the next President and has voted for him already and donated 100 dollars to his campaign: -He was my knight in shining armor, says Mary, smiling. She paid the 103 dollars back to Obama the day after she arrived in Norway. At that time he had just finished his job as a poorly paid community worker* in Chicago, and had started his law studies at prestigious Harvard university. Mary even convinced her parents to vote for him: In the spring of 2006 Mary's parents had heard that Obama was considering a run for president, but that he had still not decided. They chose to write a letter in which they told him that he would receive their votes. At the same time, they thanked Obama for helping their daughter 18 years earlier. And Obama replied: In a letter to Mary's parents dated May 4th, 2006 and stamped 'United States Senate, Washington DC', Barack Obama writes: 'I want to thank you for the lovely things you wrote about me and for reminding me of what happened at Miami airport. I'm happy I could help back then, and I'm delighted to hear that your daughter is happy in Norway. Please send her my best wishes. Sincerely, Barack Obama, United States Senator'. The parents sent the letter on to Mary. Mary says that when her friends and associates talk about the election, especially when race relations is the heated subject, she relates the story of the kind man who helped out a stranger-in-need over twenty years ago, years before he had even thought about running for high office. 6 Days...

Do You Read Your Receipts?

A man named Keith Slater went to return a pair of shoes he bought at a store called Journeys and got his refund and message on his receipt. It just never ends. Watch the news broadcast. Source

Lauryn Hill? With Martha Stewart? Da Hell?

Lauryn Hill does not look happy to be at this Martha Stewart book signing at a Williams Sonoma store in New Jersey. Her kids, on the other hand, look more than happy to be gettin some cookies! Especially that little one. He is cheesin and thinkin this is the best damn cookie ever!!! The one next to him wouldn't even stop chewin for the pic. They prolly are not used to treats. No one seems to know if Lauryn just likes Martha Stewart or if she just happened to be in the store but at least her afro was picked out and her clothes were normal. I wish she had a little more joy in her eyes. At least her children look well adjusted, normal, and happy. Oh Lauryn, please sing a song about it. PUHLEASE! Source

CUTENESS IN DA MORNIN

Now this is how I want to see cuties Jessie James and D'Lila Star!!! Diddy, D'Lila and Jessie are tellin you to vote on November 4th!! As most twins go, one twin is usually the more vocal of the two. That would be D'Lila. Jessie is straight chillin and she refuses to give her daddy a kiss. I'm in love. Aoki will always be my #1 baby but it's official, Jessie and D'Lila are now in da F.U. Love Da Kids Daycare Center. I LOVE THEM!!!

Mariah's Wackest Video Of All Time

Directed by her husband Douche Cannon. Enjoy!

And Then There Were Two...

I mean we knew Danity Kane was done, but when the random bitch in the group says she's over it, then it truly is a wrap. Shannon has left the group. She said she was tired of all the drama. She also realizes that she serves no purpose, no one even knew she was in the group, and Dawn was going solo all along. So for those of you who had your fingers crossed for a DK comeback....I'm just gonna stop here and give you Audrina Eyes. Source

New York Sends A Sincere Message To Jennifer Hudson

And yes Tiffany, you do talk too much....but don't we all sometimes. Very big of you.

Black Family Love At Da Movies

Da families came out to the premiere of Madagascar: Escape to Africa and I'm only posting this because I'm loving the black family unit steez AND because WILLOW BETTA WORK!! I done already had to let ya'll know how Willow shut it down at the Kitt Kitteridge movie premiere and it has become more than clear that all she needs is a crochet tam she can cock to the side, some shades, and hot bag and she's gonna make it do wut it do. Love me some Willow. And something about Denim's 'fro hawk isn't doin it for me but he and his brother Diesel are cuties. Source

I Don't Get It

Diddy did a spread for L’Uomo Vogue. I'm assuming this isn't supposed to be sexy, right? Nekkid baby girls wit bow ties on are not supposed to elevate your swagger, right? It's prolly just me, but I'm just confused by the artistic direction and/or how this is supposed to be fashionable. Me no likey. Jessie and D'Lila are still the cutest tho.

Sadness

I know you all have heard by now that Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother were both shot and killed in their home in Chicago. Jennifer's nephew, Julian King, has also been kidnapped. An Amber Alert has been issued and the FBI is assisting Chicago Police with the case. Jennifer's sister and Julian's mother, Julia Hudson's husband -- who has a long criminal history -- is being questioned and is currently the only suspect. This shit is simply ridiculous, horrible and tragic. I pray for the safe return of Julian. My thoughts and prayers are with Jennifer, Julia and her family. Source UPDATE: The body of a little boy was found in an SUV on Chicago's West Side. The SUV is most likely Jennifer Hudson's brother's 1994 white Chevrolet Suburban. It hasn't yet been confirmed that the body is that of Julian, but it is more than likely that it is Julian. Just horrible. Beyond sad. Source

I AM.....

Beyonce Pretty. Sasha Fierce Hotness.

Just For Giggles....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Something New...

Essence.com listed the hottest interracial couples in Hollywood. I don't really have anything to say bout it, just thought I'd share. Bobby always loved da sistas. Big too. He was with Beverly Johnson for quite some time before he got wit his new boo and baby mother, Tara. (Am I allowed to say downgrade? She's prolly a lot nicer than Bev is tho. And we all know that personality stretches for miles and miles. Don't get Rat Face, I mean Tiny started.) Gorgeous is as gorgeous does. What if Nahla grows up all dysfunctional talkin bout you don't know what its like growing up with the most beautiful parents in the world. People only love me because I'm even more beautiful than they are. I HATE MIRRORS!!!! Yeah um, I prefer Garcelle with Luther Vandross. (I hope I don't have to explain that one.) Her babies are cute tho. I think they are adorable. She even liked him when he had his dirty greasy bike messenger look goin on. What a shower and a hair cut can do! My greedy ass would marry a Wolfgang in a minute! I mean I prefer a G. Garvin cuz I like my men and my food to have a lil seasonin but um, Wolfgang wouldn't have to do nothin but butta my biscuits. Keshia snagged herself a hottie. LOVE me some Dr. Karev. That's exactly why they got 5 kids. I wouldn't be able to stop wipin him down neither. No comment.

Chester's what they call him....

So who knew Lyfe Jennings was really crazy? Lyfe was arrested by Georgia police for firing a gun and then taking cops on a high speed chase in his Corvette, and then refusing to take a DUI test. Seems the cops were responding to a 'gunshots fired call' and that's when they saw Lyfe speedin off from the scene of the crime. Lyfe crashed his car during the chase and was charged with felony weapon possession by a convicted felon, he also faces charges for attempting to elude, as well as discharging a firearm near a public highway and of course, refusing to take that DUI. Lyfe, whose real name is Chester, was in prison for ten years from 1992 - 2002 after being convicted of arson. Shit is not lookin good for you Chester. 30 is the same ol' 30 just like jail is the same ol' spot you bout be chillin in one more gin. The worst. Source

If You Break Up Wit Your Man Cuz He Throws Up On U....

You're so lame! Says Janet. And I have to agree. Er'body gets a lil too fucked up er'now and then. Especially chocolate leprechauns.

Yonce, Solo, Michelle, and Kelly

So I learned little tidbits about our favorite Destiny Chi'ren and the little sister, and I figured I may as well post them all together. I'll start with Yonce and Solo. So memba I was tellin ya'll how Yonce is bout to conquer da world and part of her world domination is a beyond serious world tour? Well, it looks like baby sis Solo will be on that tour too! (shocker) But here is where it gets interesting..."Reports suggest that following the main show with Beyonce, fans will have access to an official after-party where they can see Solange perform at a smaller venue." Ummmmmm, she can't even be the openin act? She can't even perform on the same stage as Yonce/Sasha Fierce?? I mean she is blood relation. But who knows....maybe a lil Solo after party is just what you need after you done sweated your ass off gettin yourself bodied and tellin mofos to put a ring on it. (I kinda can't wait!) And seriously, don't Kelly and Michelle have albums out too? Couldn't they get some after party or opening act performance time too? I mean, I'm not sayin...but I'm sayin. Next I had heard that Kelly, whom we've seen recently on vacation wit best friend Serena in Miami but really lives in the UK now because that's where they love her, is possibly dating Ursher. Say what now? Oh yes. The Usher who spent more time proving his love in magazines then actually loving his Jelly Belly -- that Usher. In case you all didn't know, baby #2 is coming next month and Ursher and Jelly Belly are officially dunzo. As we all knew they would be. I mean, what a fuckin waste of time, energy, and album sales. I mean dude wrote a whole paragraph of dedication to his Jelly in his album thank you for no reason. Loser. Shout out to Mitzi Miller for writing the best Ursher article in VIBE -- the only journalist to actually point out how defensive and completely over dramatic Usher is tryin to prove his love for no reason. (Side note...I'm hatin on your calendar right now Mitzi!!!) Anyhoo....I've totally gotten off subject. This is about Destiny Chi'ren. Kelly. Right. So I don't really believe it, BUT if Ursher and Kelly are tryna make love in da club then I love it! That is a gorgeous and talented couple right there. And isn't that what we all really want anyway? We like for our celeb couples to match -- on all levels. Lastly, Michelle. Poor Michelle. Her album is out now and no one gives two shits. She has a new video and Yonce's videos (both of them) are still the featured videos on Yahoo! Music. You have to search for Michelle's even tho it's new! But can I just say that while I think she looks great -- I love the lilac dress she's wearing in the video and the hair cut looks fab -- this video is BORING as all hell! This song is BORING!! MICHELLE! You are competin with tellin Mofos to put rings on it and being a boy!!!! GET IT TOGETHA! I don't even know what else you could have done for this song in terms of a video but you rollin around in sheets doesn't cut it. Not at all. No, no and no. That firefighter is hot tho. Gospel is callin boo. That's your lane....stay in it.

New Muziq: Musiq and Mary

Officially my new favorite song, "If U Leave" finally has a video and I'm feelin it. I'm happy Musiq is returning to what he knows and makin the music that we need from him and we love. And Mary just makes anything a billion times more fantabulous. These two are GREAT together....LOVE IT. P.S. I often wonder if the models who play his love interests in his videos get caught up in his wonk eye. I also wonder why he hasn't gotten that shit fixed yet. Dark sunglasses don't always hide er'thing boo. I'm not sayin, but I'm sayin...

Fabulosity Of The Day: Bianca....but really Derek Blanks

Derek Blanks has done it again! The photog who can do no wrong has done it up fabulously for ANTM alum Bianca. Bianca was never ever one of my favorite ANTMers and I honestly never saw anything model-y about her...until that damn Derek Blanks showed why he is the best at what he does. Her styling is AMAZING, make-up ridiculous, and she's givin good model. Loves it.

How I Love The Gays!!!

Seriously, when the gays know your routine better than you do, you seriously are what they call...iconic. I'm still practicing and this skeletorian flamer has Yonce's Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) DOWN. But what is he wearin? And why? But I love it! He put some zest in my step today. It was much needed. Enjoy!

I'mma Middle Linebacker....

Do you guys memba that episode of The Cosby Show when Olivia (Raven) is in the kitchen and she's actin tough and she's like "I'mma middle linebacker"? Well, I memba and these here green carpet pics made me long for the days when Raven-Symone was nothing but adorable. Raven was at the premier of the Tinkerbell movie. It's prolly just me but Raven looks like she is indeed a middle line backer playin for Team Peter Pan. I want to like it but...at this point, shouldn't her stylist just know what works and what doesn't? We'll get'em next time Rav! And for people just like me who talk about Raven, she got to her Myspace page and said a few things. I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!! NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT. I never called you fat Raven! I just don't want you to look like a Middle Linebacker version of Tinkerbell. I say shoot your stylist. I don't think you two see eye to eye on the looks you should be goin for. This isn't the first time I've had to address your choice of ensemble. But YES, yes I have indeed talked about your eyebrows cuz I didn't know that you were born with messed up eyebrows. But you know what Raven...that's no fuckin excuse. Not for a millionaire such as yourself. You could have been got those jacked up shits fixed and really, just keepin those shits groomed is enough. When regula schemgula people see rich people who can have an eyebrow person on call daily walk out the house with half chola/half wolf brows its a problem and we're gonna talk bouchu. And yes, I see that you really were born with upside/half brows.....I'm sorry but I don't feel bad. Fix them shits! Luh u bye!

Fabulosity Of The Day: Venus & Serena Do Harper's Bazaar

Venus and Serena are fabulous -- simply FABULOUS -- in the pages of November's Harper's Bazaar. Strike! No wait...that's bowling. No matter...I love it. Love it!! I was repsondin to Elle's comment regardin Venus' horrible hair - which she says is a hell and no when I came up with my fabulous play on words. Wait for it....Venus and Serena are servin it! Stop it, I know right! No applaus please, you're too kind. I do this all for you, and for you, and for you, and for you......

Congrats Estelle!

Estelle won best U.K. female and best song for "American Boy" wit Kanye at the MOBO Awards (Music of Black Origin) in the UK, which I guess would be equivalent to the BET Awards. When Estelle accepted one of her awards, she said "I'm supposed to be on tour but I had to be here...." and there are rumblings that she was throwin grease at Leona Lewis (the other big winner of the night) for not being there in person to accept her award. She pre-recorded thank you videos which were loudly booed. Teehee...bleedin love alright. Anyway, Estelle is DOPE her album is fuckin amazing and I love her - thank GOD for invisalign Este! - and I'm sooo happy for her. Well deserved. We'll see how the Grammys treat her this year.

OMFG - IGNORANCE

Did this old ass white man say "When you got a nigger runnin for president...." I can't. I don't think I can talk about this anymore.

Sigh....

What's in a name? Quite a lot. The name your parents give you at birth ultimately defines who you are - now of course the person you are is more than your name but let's be honest, before you even meet Ra' Naquisha or DayQuon you already have a preconceived notion of the ghettoness that is to follow. And on a serious note, there is evidence and proof that people with "black sounding" names find it harder to find jobs as their resumes get thrown away and it is much more difficult to grow within their chosen profressions. (Read this) Sometimes the name is not so bad, or so you think, until you learn the pronunciation. One of my best bitches Bella sent me an email with the following information: How would you pronounce this child's name??? Her name is Le - a. Leah? NO Lee - A? NOPE Lay - a? NO Lei? Guess Again. Are you resorting to tongue clicks yet? It's pronounced 'Ledasha'! Ohhhhh yes...you read it right. The dash is not silent. This child attends a school in Livingston Parish in Louisiana ! Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong! SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash. When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said 'the dash don't be silent.' The dash isn't silent. Da hell??? My goodness. I just can't even understand how that name is even thought of. Ledasha - no matter how its spelled - is not a cute name in the least. But the fact that this bitch thought to use a dash in the spelling but make it silent - I can't and I'm done. Just one last thing. Puh-lease people, think about the fact that whatever name you give your child is for their entire life and will affect everything they do. Creativity is wonderful. Stupidity is damaging. Fortunately for Le-a she can just tell people her name is Leah - or let's hope.

Mantyhose? You've Got To Be Kidding Me!

Officially shocked and rupauled that any man not named Miss J. Alexander would wear some fuckin mantyhose. I can't even put tights/pantyhose on without gettin a run in those bitches so there is just no way in all da hell that men can handle the delicacy of pantyhose and choose to rock them for fashionable purposes. And WHY would they??? Now I know that there are men who wear tights for their professions - there are men dancers and there are men athletes who wear tights/spandexy kinda things but um that is a totally different situation. These shits have designs, are in all colors, and is that one guy wearin cut offs wit the cuffs rolled up? I can't. Side note, I happen to hate stockings of any kind. Are you surprised? They make me itch and I feel uncomfortable the entire time I'm wearin them HOWEVER, I do love some fishnets cuz my legs were built for those and when its unavoidable I will wear some stockins and be hot to def. I could be placing my annoyance with pantyhose on men who would purposely wear them but I digress... This ain't about me. This is bout what kind of man is really tryna wear Mantyhose. Well a company called e-MANcipate! seems to believe any and all men need to get up on rockin pantyhose. They say: "e-MANcipate! is a project to accelerate the acceptance of male pantyhose as a regular clothing item." And they are dead serious. So men, are you tryna get your Mantyhose on? Take a look at just some of the Manty flavas: Two snaps for mantyhose! Ladies, what if the most manliest man rolled up on you tryna holla. He's clearly hot, body looks right and then you look down....can mantyhose become acceptable for all men? I'm goin wit NO...but we all know I gots issues. Maybe you may think differently. via Source

Fabulosity Of The Day: Rihanna

She looks beyond fab! That reddish/orangey color is gorgeous on her, the strapless bustier and skirt combo is so flattering on her and perfect for the 2008 Spirit of Life Awards she attended. And I love, love, love her hair. Fab indeed....as per usual. Source

New Muziq: Chris Brown feat. Keri Hilson

Superhuman is the lastest from C. Breezy and the hotness that is Keri H. I like this song quite a lot. I think its a grown-er and sexier version of 'No Air' and I think their voices blend well together. The video is rather dramatic and is prolly way better on TV but um, Keri looks cute and I'm feelin it. Enjoy!

Holy Fuckin Fug!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG! This can't be real. I got the most fabulous message from Thug Granny today (it's my pleasure to keep you in stitches...luh u boo!) with the most horrendous picture of this..... NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T! This just can't be real. This has to be beyond photo shopped because I will be damned if there really is a bitch walkin around with four baby teeefus and a mouth full of gums. Even if we didn't disucss that beyond enormous nose, would you look at those damn eyebrows? You could make a wig out of those shits. And then the WONK eye and that fuckin hair. Her hair is growin out of her forehead. Yeah, this is totally fake. There can't be anyone really walkin round lookin like this and then smilin for the camera like its ok. But seriously, if this is real, where ever you are Gummy Bear....if you don't get your fuckin ass to a dentist, an optometrist, Dr. 90210 and a hair salon I might have to hunt you down and take you out of your own fuckin misery. Thug Granny, keep em' comin!

Are You Ready To Be........

Overloaded with everything Beyonce??? Um, here is the thing. I just a said a couple of days ago that I'm realizing why I love her. I love her cuz she won't stop, cuz she can't stop and she is simply a master at takin even the most simplest concepts to the next level and makin it doper than anything you or anybody else could have attempted. BUT THEN it's like Yonce....I can't witchu! WHY must you go overkill??? We all have limits of how much we can take. Whether its you as Beyonce or you as Sasha Fierce, its all you and its all too much! Mkay, so you're thinkin, F.U. da hell you talkin bout. Well, last night Daddy Knowles let the media listen to Yonce's new double disc CD and explained all that she has goin on. Are you ready? You best be, cuz she's comin. "...it’s a 17-song double-album. However, if the economy has you looking to save a few bucks, you can instead buy a condensed 11-song single-CD version; both editions will go on sale the same day. The first disc in the deluxe package is on the balladic side, while the second disc focuses on more upbeat, rhythmic material. What’s more, the two discs have separate titles. The first one is dubbed I Am… Beyoncé. Papa Knowles said the name of the second disc will remain a secret for now and revealed in connection with an upcoming promotion; he would only refer to it as “I Am dot-dot-dot.” Well it shouldn't take a genius to know that the title of the second disc will be I Am....Sasha or I Am Sasha Fierce. And please tell me you all know about Sasha Fierce. I can't even get into that so if you don't click: Yonce, seriously. We all know its you boo. Like stop it. Mkay? Luh, u bye. And in case you still can't figure it out, here is the mechanical glove or whatever kinda glove that is that Sasha Fierce put on her Mysapce page...funny, it looks like the same glove that Yonce/Sasha Fierce is rockin in the Single Ladies video. (I mean, duh. But I'm talkin bout it so the very smart mystery marketing and all that jazz is clearly workin.) I'm not done. So er'time a single is released, there will always be two singles released at once. Right now we got "I Am... Beyoncé's “If I Were a Boy” and I Am...'s “Single Ladies” and next to come are “Halo” and “Ego”. And then, in just a few days, another single will be released - and not one that is on her album. It's her version of Etta James "At Last" which is from the soundtrack of the movie Cadillac Records (talk about perfectly planned timing). Then....memba how she released a B-day video compilation when the Deja' Vu single wasn't doin as well as it what supposed to and then Ring da Alarm just gave er'body a headache and they couldn't take it? (side note I love that damn compilation and those videos made me love most all the songs on that album and I thought that was GENIUS) Well she's not even waitin this time for you to need a video album. In February, you will gets you the DVD of videos of all of her new songs and at the same time, the Spanish version of her new double disc is comin out. And don't forget about the movie she's been workin on with my husband Idris. Yes that's right, the same time the Spanish cd comes out, her movie "Obsessed" will be released in theaters. And after you take that all in, then its time to see Yonce/Sasha Fierce live and in full effect. Here is the part where we all get ready to be entertaaaaaaaaaaaaained! Yonce/Sasha Fierce is goin on a world tour starting in April. "A 110-date tour in April, starting in Canada before going on to Europe, the States, Mexico, South America, and a week-long stint in Vegas, before wrapping up in Japan, Africa, and Australia." Dayum. I'm tired. For you true blue Yonce fans this must be Christmas, Crack, and the best orgasm in your life all at once. For the rest of you who can't tolerate Yonce, I suggest you turn off your radios, your televisions, your computer....bitch is here and whether you're ready or not, she's bout to take over. Again. Source

The New Danity Kane

So last night it was made official - Aubrey and D. Woods are out of Danity Kane and the above three will continue on as Danity Kane. Ummmmmmmm....WOMP WOMP!!! These bitches are not Destiny's Child. And for another thing, seriously, look at 1, 2, and 3. How you gonna have a group wit a chipmunk, a cute boy (I do love you Dawn - you know you my fave!), and a random? Seriously, as much as Aubrey gives us all Eye Herpes with just lookin at her skanky ass, she brings something to the group that is much needed - a fuckin personality! And how da hell do you get rid of D. Woods??? The one cute bitch in the bunch. Rooster hair cut and all. Aubrey came on the finale last to air her grievances and fight for her rights and let the world know that she's good and fuck all the blogs who call her a hoslutbag. Aubrey clearly wanted her last hoorah - she's an attention whore as well as hoslutbag and she just had to get her shine on cuz she knows its prolly for the very lasted time. D. Woods didn't have time for none of it and didn't bother. And she shouldn't have bothered cuz what da fuck for? Even with all this drama - we all know Diddy is good for gettin bitchy and throwin his power around and kickin people out of shit. But then, things change and the next thing you know, Boom Boom Kat is back in action. For all we know, this is all a publicity stunt to get "Ebony & Ivory" aka Aubrey and D. Woods their own show, or their own group and Diddy will say some shit like we had our differences in the past, but I make stars, and these two were the real stars and now go out and buy your Ebony & Ivory CD in stores today! Should you care, this is Aubrey's farewell speech...

Chocolate News!

Last night, I had the opportunity to attend an advance screening party for David Alan Grier's new show on Comedy Central - Chocolate News! Hilarious!!! DAG is givin us the news filtered through er'thing Chocolate aka Black. As he says, "This is not your father's investigative news. It's your baby daddy's." I actually found the show to be more than funny - it was actually refreshing. Comedians such as Dave Chappelle and David Alan Grier, spoof urban life, African Americans, race relations, and the state of this country with such intelligence and brilliance and I for, am so happy Chocolate News is here. DAG is playing the role of numerous characters - OMG he was Maya Angelou. All he had to do was this thing wit his upper lip over the teefus...sooooo FUN-E!! Chocolate News premieres Wednesday October 15th on Comedy Central. Watch the trailer....trust me when I say, you are gonna LOVE Chocolate News!

Is This Diddy's Baby Girl?

So word is that this precious lil girl is Chance Combs, Sean's daughter that was born only months before the twins Jesse James and D'Lila Star. That baby girl definitely has the bird lip that is clearly a dominant trait amongs the Combs-eses. Yeah....baby makes 5. Well, 6 if you count Al B. Sure's kid. Source