The First Family Does Thanksgiving

While I stuffed my face and sipped brown juice, The Obamas spent their Thanksgiving with those who are less fortunate and passed out food at St. Columbanus Parish and School on Wednesday in Chicago. And this isn't just for a photo-op. This is what the Obamas do and have done always. So special. I just love them. Source

Thanksgiving....

Hey Bitches! So I'm off to go prepare myself to eat until I can't breathe and spend time with the people I love mostest in the world. I just want to wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving. In the spirit of Thanks, I just want to thank er'last one of you heffas who read YISIAW and support the F.U. movement. My ice box melts just a bit er'time I think of you. So um, thanks. Luh u, bye!

Bad Girls Club

So the best part of the Atlanta Housewives Reunion was Dwight, his wet and wavy weave, him telling Kim that they have to 'work on bringing her into the 21st century' cuz her wig is a hot dead rodent mess, Kim crying and lying about having Cancer, and of course, NeNe. I waited for Lisa to smack the shit out of Kim but it looks like if that really did happen, we'll never see it...BUT I do want to point out how odd it seemed that Lisa was able to just tell Kim how she will flip her over the couch and she's not the one and Kim didn't say anything in response and it just went to the next topic. Something tells me some shit got edited. Anyway, I'm going to miss my weekly dose of NeNe, BUT I have yet something even more out of control and totally unnecessary to look forward to AND I will actually get to SEE bitches catch beat downs!! See for yourself! Yay!!!!

Living Your Life Like It's Golden?

I loves me some Jill Scott. Love me some her! But this can't be my Jill, can it? Seems it is. Jill is all in love and stuff and she done got her new boo's name tatted on her neck - and he of course showed her the same honor. AND word has it that Jill is preggers and, altho she and John are engaged to be married, she will be John's fourth baby motha and this will be his fourth kid. I just never thought Jill would be the type to get a name inked on her. She of all people knows all about that He Loves Me (Lyzel in E Flat)kind of love and how that shit will come to an end. Not to mention, isn't there an age limit on this kind of silliness? Oh Jill. I'm not happy about this. However, if she gave me peaches out of her own garden, no I wouldn't still be mad at her. And if she is pregnant, I cannot wait to hear the songs about her new baby love. Let's just hope it isn't a song about how you created life with this dude and he walked away but you gonna love your baby anyway.

Diva

What is there to say? She's the most. She's a diva. She's Sasha Fierce.

The Gist: American Music Awards

So the AMAs were last night and I don't really have anything good to say. With the exception of Beyonce, Alicia Keys, and Kanye the show was a total womp womp. I was switchin back and forth between episodes of Snapped that were way more entertaining. Christina Aguilera opened the show and did a medley of 7 of her hits in 7 minutes. I normally appreciate Christina, but I think one great performance of one great song would have more than sufficed. It wasn't the worst, but my Audrina Eyes were on full blast. Following that, the only things that I remember are as follows: -I want the New Kids on the Block to put it in a seat and never get up again. -Ne-Yo...I really wish he didn't annoy me so much...like I really wish he stayed in the studio. But he was good. -That Taylor Swift chic sang that song right to that Jonas boy who broke up with her. How great would it have been if she actually moved while she sang? - I love Pink. Hated her dress. Or maybe I just hated it on her. - I hate The Jonas Brothers. Really hate them. Whatever they were singing sounded awful. Really awful. I'm so confused. Really confused. - Mariah. Mkay. She clearly has achieved Icon status and surpassed every artist ever in history and she deserves all of it. However, when you are making your douchey lil husband take part in your stage show because he has nothing else better to do and that is the most entertaining part of the whole show - yes, the 2.2 seconds it took for him to walk you down a stair - I think you may want to look into retirement, boo. I've always thought Mariah was one of the best singers and worst performers in the world, and I don't think she should keep proving this as her career comes to an end. She should end on a glorious high note. Let us remember you from the old days. Like yeah, we already know that you can't dance, hell you can't even move while you sing except for when you flail your arms, switch the mic from hand to hand, and check your levels in your ear piece with your finger BUT at least back in the day your songs were good. Great, actually. The shit you've been singing lately.....yeah, just no Mimi. - Leona Lewis really may just be the new Mariah. - Coldplay was horrible. Was Chris Martin high? - Could anybody understand what da hell the guy from The Fray was singing? - Jordin Sparks gets on my nerves. - I hate Miley Cyrus too. Again, I just don't get it. - Rihanna looks fabulous just all the time HOWEVER, at some point that just won't be enough. Her performance sucked. I don't care what you say, that shit sucked. I would still slop her up wit a biscuit tho. - Kimberly is my favorite Pussycat Doll. Did anyone else notice when Melody couldn't get her jacket off? That was funny. - Beyonce. Actually, Sasha Fierce did the Single Ladies dance and was fabulous as per always. I stay entertained. - Kanye gives good show. I don't know about him being Elvis nor should he want to be Elvis, but um, Kanye is definitely goin in the history books. - Alicia Keys was the belle of the ball. She looked BEAUTIFUL! Her dress was gorgeous. And her performance with Queen Latifah and Opera diva Kathleen Battle was the best of the night. That's all.

Lemme Upgrade U...

You know it's the end of the year when Forbes makes a new list everyday. Today we learned that Jay-Z and Beyonce are this years most powerful couple earning a combined total of $162 million. The second most powerful couple would be Will and Jada. When the top two most powerful couples by way of money earned in all of America are Black....you know you got a Black president! What is even more crazy, is that this list was based on June 2007-June 2008...and during this time, Jay brought in 82 million with his deal with Live Nation and Yonce brought on damn near the same amount with $80 million - her touring, movies, publishing and endorsement deals. Imagine what she's gonna make after Sasha Fierce takes over. Do not think she is not going to create a line of Sasha Fierce mechanical gloves that er'last one of you is gonna buy! Their money is ridiculous and it is only gonna get longer... Will and Jada brought in a combined $85 million. $80 from him and all his movies and $5 million from her with her stake in Carol's Daughter, her movies that she either starred in or produced. I'm just thinking about how great it must be that Jada can use her $5 mil just to play wit... Posh and Becks, Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, Brad and Angelina, Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann (yeah, um who da hell?), Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, Tony Parker and Eva Longoria, and Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart round out the top ten. Jay and Yonce are the youngest and have earned more than quadruple the money than most of the people on this list. Sick. Loves it. Source

New Muziq: Mya & Robin Thicke & Solange

Mya has a video for her new song called "Paradise". I happen to like Mya, but it is just more than obvious that her lane is very...well let's just say she is more than talented but she's just missing that star quality. Like for example, this video. Besides the fact that this video looks like I could have made it in my basement, it's a cute song, the video is cute, even a lil zexy but nobody is gonna be talking bout this video, nobody is gonna care about this song, and really, I don't think anybody cares about Mya anymore. What do you think? Robin Thicke's new video is for his song "Sweetest Love" premiered yesterday and I only love it because one of my girlfriends IS the video. That would be the chocolate hotness that is Jessica White. Good gravy she's scrumptious. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the song. Robin needs a lil power behind his voice with this one. It kinda sounds like air is singing this...if that makes any sense. Solo's video for T.O.N.Y is pretty serious. She's makin you think with this one. I really like this song...a lot. I love her voice and the instrumental....and the video adds that extra that makes you love it all even more. Enjoy!

Er'Thing Ain't For Er'Body

And that includes going braless! Maybe a lil less injection in the lips and a lil more in the tits, eh Meg? (Badumbump! Thank you, Thank you! I'm here all nite people!) Source

How I Love The Gays II

So memba when I put up the YouTube video of the skeletorian flamer doin the entire video for Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) in his room? Well, his name is Shane Mercado and he was on The Bonnie Hunt Show (seriously, how does Bonnie Hunt have a show?) and he did the entire routine along with the video. I'm in love! And more importantly....I really need to step my game up. To watch in gay glee, click: Snaps For Da Kids! Source

Dallas Austin Really Meant To Say...

So I'm sure you all watched the season finale of "The Real Houswives of Atlanta"...seriously, the whole time I was like why isn't this the Reunion and if I see one more commercial for the Real Housewives of OC....In any case, on the finale, nothing really serious happened. The best part for me was when Dallas called Kim to basically tell her that she had to get serious and stop smoking etc. And I was just waiting for him to be honest with her and say Kim, listen you tranny whore who may spend thousands of dollars on designer clothes but still manage to look like Wal-Mart trash with your busted Bratz doll wig and your clown make-up puttin lipstick around your lips to make them look bigger homewreckin heffa - YOU CAN'T SING! And not only can't you sing, but you sound like a cat - oh my bad, how does your second grade educated ass spell cat? Right, KAT - trapped in a garbage disposal after a moose tried to eat it. But he didn't say that. However, this is what he put on his MySpace page: "... THE "REAL" Housewife, Kim Zolciak, is NOT WORKING WITH ME -- WE ARE NOT DOING A SONG... WE ARE NOT DOING AN ALBUM!! *** JUST WANNA PUT THIS OUT THERE!!!" *** Had he just told her the truth on the show from day one, all this extra shit could have been prevented. And the dumb bitch is really telling people that her album or her single is coming out the first week in January. If this bitch actually gets to record an album, ya'll best gets yourselves ready....cuz F.U. will be hittin a studio and ya'll need to check for the album end '09. Ya heard? And I just wanna say a lil sumtin bout Sheree...so she calls Mychael Knight from Project Runway to see if he can help her with her disaster of a fashion "viewing" of her "line" and it was more than obvious that she has not a clue what she is doing and she is indeed just like any other athlete's wife who thinks cuz she has money she can just decide to do anything she feels like it. Fashion design is not something that just any old bitch who likes nice clothes can do. Well, I take that back....but still. You have to breathe, live and eat that shit. Like Mychael does. And for you to be more concerned with having a grand party to show off nothing than to get your clothes fixed shows where your head is at. You have to study that shit. You can't even sketch your own shit! You had to hire somebody to every last thing for you! Your husband's money and your name is the only thing you seem to be able to contribute - and even the name is something you may want to reconsider. Maybe do some research. Study the industry. What happens if you don't get that 7 figure settlement you're waitin on? Your money won't be able to save you if you don't have any talent or the ability to create and facilitate sans talent. Anyhoo... I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Bravo is keepin us salvatin by givin us a sneak peak. Watch NeNe and Lisa go at dat Hillbilly Ho Kim. Source

If You Were A Boy

Shawn Stockman of Boyz II Men (he always looked like a malnourished chocolate alien but he was always my favorite) has written a response to Yonce's "If I Were Boy" and it's kinda dope. Just read the lyrics.... If you were a boy, you'd understand How it feels when she says your best ain't good enough And you know you're doing all that you can You'd go to the bar Drink a few shots of Patron Just so you can deal with a woman Who makes you feel unwanted in your own home If you were a boy You would finally see How it's so frustrating when your woman Tries to change the man she knew you would be You listen to her But wonder Does she listen to me? Maybe then you'd understand Being a man's much more harder than you belive If you were a boy You would notice right away You could be so unkind if I change my mind So unforgiving when I make a mistake Then you find you have to laugh When the coins flipped on its back She looks in your eyes, with selfish pride. And says " I'm a girl and I'm allowed to do that ".. (Now ain't that some Shit?) If you were a boy You would finally see How it's so frustrating when your woman Tries to change the man she knew you would be. You listen to her But wonder does she listen to me? You were sure that the girl you lived with, ain't always as sweet as she believes. I'm the one whose there for you when you're emotionally weak But only when you're strong, is when the world is allowed to speak I see all the imperfections, I see all the flaws... When that make up comes off. And let the church say Amen! I'm sooooo not mad at this. For starters, I love Shawn's voice (you betta sang boy!) And for two, I agree more than wholeheartedly. As much as women bitch and complain about men, there are women that treat men like shit and spend all of their time trying to change their man into someone she wishes he could be, instead of just loving and appreciating him for who he is. OR because she's so desperate to have a man, would rather stay with someone she doesn't care about and hope that she can make him somebody he's not or just be happy to get material things. And it is often the nice guys, the ones who just want to love and take care of you that would love you flaws and all that get the daily bitch treatment. WHY IS THAT??? Sigh, if only I had the answer..... It goes both ways...men and women take each other for granted, treat each other any kind of way, make games of relationships....and then that karma comes back to yo ass. Anyway, to listen to Shawn's song click: Cuz You Know You Ain't Cute In Da Mornin

More Like Man of the Millennium

Hotness!

New Muziq: Rihanna - Rehab

So here is Rihanna's new video for her song 'Rehab' wit Justin Timberlake....I think I may be over Rih Rih right now. This video bores me and this song sounds like er'other song that she's done. And why is she still puttin out videos??? How many songs are on her album??? And seriously, this video makes no sense. Does Justin really drive up on a motorcylce and then get under a shower with his clothes on while she rolls on a car? She looks fabulous as per usual, but this time it wasn't enough for me. I wanted to love it, but I don't. Do you? Rihanna - New Music - More Music Videos

No More Tape For Isis!!

Isis is finally going to have the surgery she's been wishing for so that she can nip and tuck her unwanted peen and turn it into a vajayjay!!! And who is making this dream come true? No other than Tyra! Tyra Banks surprises Isis King, the first transgender contestant on America’s Next Top Model, with sex reassignment surgery in an episode of her talk show to air Tuesday. “This is not happening!” King, who was born Darrell Walls, says when Banks introduces her to Dr. Marci Bowers, a leading gender reassignment surgeon who has experienced the surgery herself. Bowers is paying for the surgery. “[I feel] like I’m about to wake up,” says King - who lived in a homeless shelter in Maryland before trying out for the show. The 22-year-old hadn’t gone under the knife yet because she couldn’t afford the $20,000 to $35,000 price tag. “It’s hard. I try not to think about it because it is something I’m really passionate about,” she says. “I feel like I really was born in the wrong body, and it’s just the one thing that makes me feel uncomfortable.” King wouldn’t allow photos of herself as a male shown on the 11th season of ANTM, but reveals them for the first time on The Tyra Banks Show. Why was she hesitant about the pictures? “I look at it like yes, I’m the first transgender contestant, but okay, lets move past it now,” King explains. “I’m just a woman trying to compete just like everyone else.” I am happy for Isis! Da only thing is, I hope now she finds her true fabulous side. Cuz I don't know if ya'll watched her on ANTM but um, while she takes a fierce ass picture and looked fabulous when she was zsugshed up for her photo shoot, any other time - like during judging and stuff, Isis was strait up a frumpy dumpy. Like boo boo, if you can turn yourself into any kind of woman you want to be, why in da hell would you want to be Ugly Betty? Maybe your new vajajay will add a lil extra sumtin sumtin to your zexy. Source

Keyshia - A Different Me Indeed

Keyshia Cole looks absolutely fabulous on her album cover! First of all, can I reiterate how magnificent some teeth can be? I mean just always keep that in mind while you brush. But more importantly, Keyshia has made such a transformation! Who would have thought you'd ever see Key-Key on the cover of her album in a full body strapless boustierre (or is that a bathing suit ala 1963?) draped in diamonds? Not I, that's for sure. And the black hair and the short crop....LOVES IT! You betta work Keyshia! And in da words of yo mamma, Holla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man Down!!!

Kim Needs Her Ass Beat!

Sooooo, I'm sure you've all heard by now that on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion show, Lisa had to slap a ho. And that ho would be that fugly ass tone deaf plastic bitch Kim. Now, when I first heard about this, I was like DAYUM, if anybody got to slappin bitches, I would have thought it would have been NeNe. But if Lisa is bringin da five fingers then that means Kim cuh-learly done crossed the damn line. And I for one am so glad that somebody felt it was time to show this bitch what time it is. So now Lisa is scared for her life and done hired a lawyer and wants a restraining order agains Lisa. She even is claiming that Lisa is leaving her threatening messages. Well Lisa tells Essence just what da hell is goin on: ESSENCE.COM: Your costar Kim Zolciak has accused you of threatening to kill her. Is that true? LISA WU HARTWELL: Never would I threaten to kill anyone. Kim made a very heinous statement about me. She said I was a crack whore [Zolciak denies making this statement.] and that's the reason I don't have my kids [Justin and Jason]. Not only did she lie and insult me, but she insulted my children and my integrity. I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman. ESSENCE.COM: Wow. Who did Kim tell that you were a "crack whore"? HARTWELL: She was on the set of Demi Moore's new film "The Joneses," which costars David Duchovny and Chris Williams [the brother of "Ugly Betty" star Vanessa Williams], and the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" cast was invited to star in as extras. I declined, but she and Sheree went. She didn't realize the people she said this to about me were friends of mine. I'm a businesswoman-an actress, writer and producer of movies-and to have her making up lies about me to people I could potentially work with one day is crazy! She said those things in front of Demi Moore. ESSENCE.COM: Did you leave her threatening messages on her voicemail or text her messages to her cell phone? HARTWELL: Yes, I did call her and told her she needed to call me because I wanted to address the lies she'd been spreading about me. I was never threatening, but I did tell her that I would show up at her house if I didn't hear from her to talk woman to woman. I believe she's trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame, but why at my expense? I have a life outside of this show. It's unfortunate that Kim has made me her target. Perhaps it's because throughout the whole show you don't see me engaging in any drama like this. What she said was very hurtful. She insulted me as a mother and a wife. She was once a wife and is a mother, so I don't understand why she would do this. ESSENCE.COM: Allegedly she's put out a restraining order against you. Is that true? HARTWELL: I had heard that, but how could she? I've never threatened her or laid a hand on her. In fact, last week we did a talk show together and I didn't say one word to her. Honestly, I really don't think Kim is dealing with a full deck. She lies constantly. Of course when I asked her about what she said about me not having custody of my kids she denied that she ever said I was a crack whore. [Zolciak denies filing a restraining order.] ESSENCE.COM: When we last spoke you said that you were a "sparring woman." Does that mean you'd be willing to get physical? HARTWELL: Would I engage in any physical activity with Kim? Absolutely not. She's not worth my time. Do I know how to defend myself if I were attacked? Yes. When I said I was a "sparring woman" I simply meant I'll spar with anyone in the ring. Martial arts teaches you self-control especially when it comes to your emotions. You can't just react to everything. I would only use it in self-defense. The weird thing is when I spoke to Kim she said, "Lisa, this is water under the bridge." And then now I find out she's claiming that she fears for her life. I wonder if all of this was staged. She knows how I feel about my kids and if anyone were to insult them it would strike a nerve. Again, I didn't threaten this woman and I only made one call to her and absolutely no text messages. If I did, don't you think they would have shown it on TMZ.com? Well there you have it people. Kim is dumb lyin ass bitch who needs attention. You know if she would call NeNe a low budget bitch that she would absolutely call Lisa a crack whore. And I still haven't learned that gettin physical is a waste of time, so I'll beat her ass for you Lisa. Lemme at her! Oh and one more thing, if you've heard rumors about Kim and Big Poppa splittin up, this is what this home-wreckin skank said about it: "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak spoke with ESSENCE.com this week to confirm that she and secret boyfriend otherwise known as Big Poppa were going through some problems. While Kim admits that her mystery guy is in the midst of a divorce, she also says that she and Big Poppa are currently taking time off from one another."We're on an off right now. The show has definitely taken a toll on our relationship too so we will see what happens. We're still engaged but the footage, the gossip, the show, the rumors are all the reasons why I didn't have him on the show. It was completely my decision and it had nothing to do with him being married." Ugh! Lemme at her!!! Source

Tracy Morgan Is A Fool...

Tracy Morgan Makes Kathie Lee and Hoda Uncomfortable on The Today Show @ Yahoo! Video

And It Won't Stop, Cuz She Can't Stop

Fierce is as Fierce does.

Whitney Elizabeth Houston! Just Hell And No!

UPDATE: And that most certainly explains the wet and wavy weave. This is supposedly Whitney's album cover for her come-back album, and if it is, somebody needs to be bitch slapped and fired immediately. However, I'm going to believe that this is the work of some obsessed Whitney fan who has fun with photo shop. And whoever you are, you need more people. This shit is horrible! First of all, Whitney would never rock a wet & wavy weave. Never! Secondly, could it be anymore obvious that Whitney's face has clearly been plopped on someone else's body? And the way her name is written - with the I and the T and the H all connecting...um, it is not 1987! Ugh. Even on the highest of crack highs, Whitney would never approve this bullshit. (Crack is one hell of a drug tho....let us pray.) Source

Wanna Play Dress Up Wit Rihanna?

Rih Rih has a new doll made in likeness and it looks like her, but not really. However, she's cute and they definitely worked the fab hair cut. Me likey!

Pancake Booty vs. Saddle Bag Booty

So, I'm chitchattin wit my girl Mitzi and we gets to talkin about a new poll she has on her blog which bears the question: would you rather a noticeably flat butt or stretch-marked saddle bags? So I read the words stretched-marked saddle bags and I'm immediately disgusted. I was like yeah, I'mma be fly wit my pancake booty. Mitzi is like hell to naw girl, I'mma work out my saddle bags! That is what spanx and dim lighting are for!! And I'm like damn, she has a point. When you're ass is flat, your jeans sag and I don't care what the fashion people say, getting a high-waisted jean with pockets just doesn't help. Your back still starts at the top of your thighs and that's that. However, the thought of a saddle bag booty wit shit jigglin (and not in the cute way) and fallin out your draws...that is just not hot either. But I have to say, Mitzi won this debate and I've decided to vote for my thick'ems, my curvy girlies, and my big booty chics. At the end of the day, your man, your girl, or your other wants something to hold onto and ain't coutin the ways you can get wiped down by the number of stretch marks you got. For you flat backs out there...well just continue to believe that less is more. The best part is, Dr. 90210 can look you out either way. You can shave a lil off or you can getchu an implant. Just don't get too outta control....we all know you're name ain't Serena. Do you have a preference?

Big Mac, Filet-A-Fish, Quarter Pounder w/Cheese, Icy Cold Milk Shake, Sundaes, and Apple Pies....

You deserve a break today, so get up in the morning and HAVE YOUR DAMN WEDDING RECEPTION AT MCDONALD'S!!!!!!!! JUST WHY??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T! I REALLY CAN'T!!!! This special young couple decided to jump the broom. Seems they spent all their money on the dress and tuxedos and there wasn't quite enough left over to have a their reception some place special. So when you only have $35.75 left in your budget, you have that shit at McDonalds'. That's right. Bride and groom told the wedding party that the fries were on them. See, I love him and stuff, and I know he's trying to explain that our love is deeper than some fancy reception with steak and lobster, but if we can't even have our reception at Popeyes, then this may not have been a bright idea. I'm married homeys! I didn't even have to order off the Dollar menu. And I'mma have $4.23 left after we eat. Just enough to get us gas to get back home. The wedding feast! Those fries look GOOOOOOOOOOD! A groomsmen enjoys nuggets with BBQ sauce. I mean, them nuggets do be bangin. Who needs shrimp when you got a 6 piece? Best wedding reception ever!!!! Source

6 Babies Later....

Jennifer Aniston does Vogue and finally talks about Angelina. First let me just say it would help if her Vogue cover wasn't so boring and if she looked slightly less fug. But she is fugish, so what can ya do. Anyhoo, she says: "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool." Well here is the thing Jenny. Brad was making work fun for her. They were having fun making their hot action movie and they were fuckin...like how is that not fun? I'm not saying it's right, I'm just sayin she wasn't lyin. They asked, she told. Inappropriate, hell yeah. I wish you would have said something back then BUT I think it was better that you took the high road and moved on in your own way and not giving the masses the satisfaction of watching you crack. So Rachel, why are you talking about this now? You are always gonna be the bitch that got left for the younger and hotter Angelina Jolie. Like you had no chance, honey. It wasn't a fair fight. Plus, if you were really makin it do wut it do, Brad would have loved you enough to stay and used Jolie as a jumpoff. He actually loves her and the tribe they've created. It sucks, and you have er'right to be beyond bitter and upset, even all these years later, AND I can't even imagine how difficult it must be to have their gorgeous babies and their fabulous life thrown in your face er'other day BUT still....move on girl. Lastly, and more importantly it's VOGUE. Why don't you look better? Oh Jenny. Source

Naturi Does King As Lil Kim

It's so unfortunate that the chic playin Kim is pullin off Kim better than Kim these days. Naturi Naughton plays Lil Kim in the Biggie movie and from the looks of the this King cover, homegirl is handlin her biz. I'm not mad at this at all. Maybe I won't wait for the movie to come on Starz...

Does Beyonce Hate Jennifer Hudson?

Mkay, so I wasn't sure I was gonna say anything bout this, but someone asked my opinion and then an Anonymous YISIAWer left me a comment mentioning the fact that people are really upset that Beyonce has yet to offer her condolences or contact Jennifer after the tragic loss of her family. So I decided to add my 12 cents. If it is true that Beyonce has not reached out, then yes, that is really fucked up. However, such is life. People can be the most beautiful, the richest, the baddest, and the dopest ever and still have hate. Obviously if Beyonce didn't call Jennifer she has an issue with her, which possibly stems from the fact that J. Hud was the Dreamgirl and has an Oscar to prove it, and got roles in the fabulous SATC movie as well as the amazing Secret Lives of Bees....and her album actually is doing more than well. But really, all that stuff doesn't even matter because her family is gone. Her mother is gone. I'd take my mother over all the money, accolades, and success in the world. I'm sure Jennifer would too. And really, Jennifer is healing at Oprah's house. Yes, she (and Punk) are staying with Oprah for as long as she needs to. Not to mention, she has tons of other people who love her and have been there for her through this. So if Beyonce is one of the people who didn't, who cares? Who is she to Jennifer? Obviously nobody. And it is through the rough times that you find out who your real friends are and who loves you....and just cuz you do a movie with somebody that don't make you one of those people. And who knows if the rumors are even true. For all we know, Beyonce and Sasha Fierce done sent J. Hud some flowers, her heartfelt condolences, and a picture of her mechanical glove. Update: This is a message from J. Hud's friend James. "How evil can someone be? So i wasnt going to write about this but it is really really bugging me. Especially when people are calling my phone saying how nice it was of Beyonce to come to the funeral and show her support. And i have to sit back and hold everything i wanna say inside. But i cant do it no more. Beyonce did not come to the funeral nor did she call, text, send a card or hell send a damn email. If there are millions of people who are leaving Jennifer and Julia and myself messages and sending there prayers and condelences and these people don’t even know them why couldnt she? Every singer that Jennifer admires and had been a role model for her growing up even until now has called, from Aretha to Shirley Murdock to even present day singers like Chrisette Michelle. And yall know how much Jennifer loves Beyonce and she couldn’t even have her assistant call or nothing. But yet her camp is allowing her to recieve credit for coming to the funeral and being there for Jennifer and her family. Bullshit! This just pisses me off. Once again thanks to everyone who has be there for us. And sorry if i offended any of Beyonce fans by writing this but if i just couldn’t keep sitting back and reading articles and emails and having my phone ring about how nice it was of Beyonce to come out!" Source

Why Wayans Brothers? Just Why?

So this is the poster for the next Wayans Brothers movie. It is like they strive to come up with the most wackest shit ever. And these are funny and talented people, so it just confuses me how buffoonery and totally not funny bullshit is always on the agenda when it comes to thse guys. The poster for the movie is the worst but besides that, why can't they come up with anything original? Why must all of their movies be satirical takes on movies that were already dumb that we don't need even dumber non-funny re-makes of? What happened to the "Coming to Americas"? Well I guess there will and forever be only one of those but didn't there used to be people making movies worth your dollars that were actually funny and entertaining? I don't know. I just saw this poster and got real mad. Here you have people who have the means to make whatever movies they want, that are about something and actually funny. I'm not saying that they need to be all thought provoking but our President is BLACK. Our First Lady is Black! Can we make a movie that is smart and funny? It's been done before, Wayans. What say you give it a go next time? Mkay? Thanks. Luh u, bye.