Jamie's Dream Comes True!

Fun times at Spike TV's 2009 Guy's Choice Awards. The pics speak for themselves..... Source

Are You An A - K Level Celebrity?

Do you have a "popsarazi" problem? Then you need Quween to protect you! If your coffee is too hot, she'll "blow on that shit and fuck it up!" A bee chasing you? She "will put her boot in that bee's ass!" She is necessary! Celebrities, even J-listers like Katherine McPhee have found her services valuable. See for yourself!

Rihanna Makes Paranoia ZEXY...

Not doin a damn thing. That shit is a skill. Kanye is in it too. I need rooster hair.

Just Put Him Under Da Jail...Seriously

Not to long ago, I posted a letter that rapper C-Murder wrote askin people (people as in you and me) to donate money to him to help him pay his legal bills. I was like he must be out of his damn mind. And clearly he is. They actually have him shooting people on video. Yes, we all get to see him shoot at people cuz he couldn't get in a club. As much as I can believe it, I really just can't believe people are this fuckin ignorant and horrible. Really dude? You are willing to take lives cuz you can't get a club? Ree-fuckin-diculous....and sad too.

Sadness

Mike Tyson's four year old daughter Exodus died yesterday. Exodus got caught in a cord from an exercise machine while playing. Her mom was cleaning in another area of the house and her brother found her hanging with the cord around her neck. She was on life support and sadly did not pull through. Tragic. R.I.P little girl. Source

¡Usted va muchacha!

We still have such a long way to go, but seriously, I can't help but feel like we're really about take over this bitch. Your childrens children will see the day when we are absolutely runnin this whole shiz. You already know what it is....A Puerto Rico......!!!!!! PROUD.

Introducing The REAL Real Houswives of NYC

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The Return Of Maxwell: Le Sigh....

I have been WAITING not so patiently for Maxwell to return to me. I've missed him in my life. I've missed his gorgeous falsetto telling me how magical I am and all the things we can do together. I've missed his pretty face. I've missed his talent. I mean, it's been 8 years! And he's back....and I feel like he may be better than ever before. Seriously, how much do you LOVE his new song Pretty Wings??!! He's singing to me yet again, and I'm overjoyed. Maxwell's new album, Black Summer’s Night is part one of a trilogy (YAY!!!) that will keep you yearning for parts 2 and 3...and 4,5,6,7 and 8. The album will be released on 7.7.09. And in case you didn't know, he's touring. You can swoon, fan, and clutch your pearls live and in person. Is he coming to a town near you? Take a look and then find out how to get your tickets! June 2009 20 - Milwaukee, WI 23 - Seattle, WA 24 - Vancouver, British Columbia 26 - Las Vegas, NV 28 - Los Angeles, CA 29 - Phoenix, AZ July 2009 1 - Austin, TX 3 - San Antonio, TX 4 - New Orleans, LA 12 - Nashville, TN 13 - Louisville, KY 15 - Columbus, OH 16 - Cleveland, OH 18 - Pittsburgh, PA 19 - Buffalo, NY 21 - Albany, NY 24 - Atlantic City, NJ 25 - Mashantucket, CT 27 - Norfolk, VA 28 - Savannah, GA 30 - Tampa, FL August 2009 1 - Miami, FL 2 - Orlando, FL

Wendy Williams: My Favorite Guilty Pleasure

How you doin? Congrats to Wendy for winning the "Most Guiltiest Pleasure" Award at Logo's NewNowNext Awards!! She even beat Ru Paul's Drag Race which is on Logo and Ru Paul hosted the awards show! You betta wuuuuuuuuurk Wendy! The show was taped last night and will premiere on the Logo Network on June 13th at 9PM. Soooo can't wait to see that! Wendy was really happy she won and talked about how fun the show was today on her radio show (if you don't get the show on the radio then stream it online)....she also ran into the NYC Housewives and said that Jill looks 10 years younger in person and Bethenny isn't as short as she thought she was. Even more fabulous was that last night, for those of you in the NYC area who were watching that bullshit sham of a show American Idol, then you saw the premiere for Wendy's talk show promo which is returning on July 13th on FOX! The promos will start airing nationally this weekend and unfortch I can't find the video of the promo, so here is a cute old one to hold you ova for now....

Don't You Hate It When...

You know you are just too cute gettin your strut on and then BAM! Next thing you know you done tripped, slipped, and busted da hell out of yo ass? It takes Jazmine Sullivan a minute, but she recovers....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Beyonce Shows Us Her Ego

I was happy Yonce chose this as her next single and thus had high expectations for the video....I can definitely appreciate the video, but I was kinda bored. I was waiting to be transfixed like I normally am when I first see one her videos a la 'Crazy in Love', 'Single Ladies', 'Get Me Bodied'. I guess 'Ego' is just one of those songs that only needs a curly weave, a gold leotard, a wall, a chair, a stick, repetitive booty shakes and, well, an Ego. You do indeed have er' reason to feel like your that Bitch Yonce....

Ming Lee & Aoki Lee....

Seriously, how reediculous pretty are these two?!! I can't with the preciousness! LOVE THEM!!!! (I can't wait to see their Mandigo baby brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

So Today....

Midget Dupri gets half of his pint sized body covered with a tat of his lady love Janet J. I'm assuming this just means that even if he and Janet don't last, it won't matter who comes next, there will never be nobody better. Even if that is the case, and as dope as Janet is, I just don't get why somebody who only has 4 feet and 8 inches worth of skin would use up half of it puttin a full on portrait on his body. Just why? Then.... While Russell Simmons is suing Def Jam (how crazy is that?), his silly bitch is bloggin and losing her damn mind.... I have been spending “special time” with Russell for about 4 months and in that time I have learned some subtle things about some in the black community that have surprised me. I must say that while it has been a bit of a challenge for me, it has also been a wonderful learning experience. I realize that in this day of Obama and change that there is still a tremendous amount of poverty, suffering and pain in the black community, and for that I am deeply sorry. But, I have to say the angry responses to those realities are sometimes misdirected….Just for the record, I am nobody’s white b*tch, gold digger or fame chaser. Nor am I any of the other mean things I have been called lately. I don’t need anything from anybody, I come from a good family and I’m a young independent “successful” model making my way in NYC. (If you don’t believe me google me or go to juliehenderson.net). Finally, I just wanna say that Russell has been a great “special” friend and I’m sure as sh*t not giving him up cause some in America object to our friendship. I wanna close by saying, what Russell always says, Namaste. (That means the goddess in me recognizes the goddess in you)….Or, b*tch get your own man. Love, Julie You know F.U. has a word or two. *clears throat* Dear Bitch, Let me start by saying that I can't even believe Russell Simmons allowed you to post this ignorance on HIS site. I can't even believe that anyone who would be a "special friend" to a dumb bitch such as yourself is the father of my precious babies Ming and Aoki. More importantly, I can't believe that Russell still would want you in his presence after you proved yourself to be the dumb donkey that you are. How fuckin dare you?! I don't know what the hell you think you learned - those "subtle" things - in four months of being Spits When He Talks special friend but thinking that you gained any insight into the "Black Community" and the poverty and the suffering for which you are "deeply sorry" means you haven't learned shit. If anything, you have only reinforced the fact that you are totally oblivious to depth that is the "Black Community". Attending charity events that may be raising money for those who live in poverty who may happen to be Black or African, or a concert with Black people, or whatever it is you may be doing while spending time with your special friend for four months can no way in hell teach you anything about Black people and the Black community. And who the fuck are you apologizing to? And fuck are you apologizing for? Nobody needs your pity or your stupid ass unnecessary apology. The Black Community is GOOD, Bitch. And seriously, no matter what kind of great family you come from, you probably really are a gold digger. Cuz be real ho, would you be taking the time to "learn" about the Black Community OR would you be fuckin a weird lookin shorty with a lisp if he wasn't RUSSELL SIMMONS???????!!!!!! NO THE FUCK YOU WOULDN'T. So don't act like you are with your black special friend just cuz you think he's hot and you really like him. Like you said, you are a "model" (which I can't believe cuz ain't shit cute about you. Tyra would have sent your ass packin the first week if you was on ANTM) tryna make it in NYC and don't act like you aren't using your relationship with this Black man to help you continue to make your way. So every name you've been called - and don't think Black people are the only ones who recognize that you are a white bitch, cuz your white counterparts see it in themselves and are prolly the ones who are actually taking the time to call you names - is every name you deserve to be called. Cuz funny enough, now all of a sudden, more than a few know your name. Yeah fame whore, tell it to somebody who gives a fuck. Put that where, F.U. P.S. No matter how many stacks Russell Simmons is standin on, you can keep your special friend boo. Get over yourself.

It All Makes Sense Now...

Cuz the other day, this dude told me that some of the fugliest bitches have the best p*ssy. Well, now I understand why T.I. is with Tiny. She cuh-learly has the best coochie on the face of this earth. Here the fugster is in her just as fugly dress with her friends at T.I.'s farewell party. The good news is that T.I. will only have to serve two months. He was given credit for the time he served under house confinement. So he'll only have to be away from the bangin ass cooter and fugly ass face for just a lil bit. He'll be fine.

Dream Girl

What a transformation Keyshia has made!! I am really impressed. She looks amazing. And she's all in love and stuff. And I am tellin you, life is good for Ms. Cole. Love it.

Twitter: Who Gets The Last Line Of Da Coke?

Seriously, I can't. I’m in St. Louis in my penthouse… Katt williams and DMX are arguing about who gonna hit the last line of coke..this sh*t about to get ugly SO KATT AND DMX HAD A TALK ABOUT THE LAST LONE AND DECIDED TO SHARE IT WITH THE F*CKIN DOG! IM SO SCARED CAUSE THE DOG IS LOOKING AT ME!LOL IM WORRIED ABOUT THE POLICE IM WORRIED ABOUT KATT WILLIAMS COKED UP GERMAN SHEPARD!!THAT DAMN DOG GOT HELLA TEEEEEEEETH! CANT WAIT TIL TUESDAY!!!! N*GGAZ IS GETTING AIRED THE F*CK OUT!! GO HARD OR GO HOME! FIND OUT WHOS F*CKIN AND S*CKIN WHO!! F*CKIN HOMO!!!!!! Thanx for the concern yall. I’m in ICU with 72 stitches. Didn’t press charges on Katt Williams.. But they are gonna put his dog to sleep…. On the plane sittin side ways cause stitches hurt! Just got off the phone with Katt and DMX and we are still cool. Katt sad about his dog I just want to say that I am PISSED that the dog had to lose his life cuz his owner is fuckin crackhead. And really, after 72 stitches, is twitterin the first thing you do? I mean come da fuck on. Public validation is crack.

ANTM: And The Winner Is....

Teyona!!! However many weeks ago, when the new America's Next Top Model season premiered, I let you all know that I had no intention of watching...but I had to and I'm glad I did. This was best season in a long time. There were personalities worth despising and liking quite a bit. While the drama was a tad corny (nothing will ever top Eva, YaYa and Eva's best friend in the house that was jealous of her but I can't memba her name or the hot tub sex with Shandie) each of the girls actually had real model potential. The best part, is that my early faves made it to the top three: Aminat, Teyona, and Allison. Aminat is gorgeous. Of the three girls, you look at her and you think she has no competition, she should have this in the bag. She has er'thing required to be a model but she needs work. Her face looks the same in er'last picture. If Tyra don't teach you nothin, she teach you how to hit the fierce faces. When Aminat learns how to "smile with her eyes" she is going to be off the chain. I'm not worried bout her. Allison gets the award for most improved. She was the big eyed weirdo shy chic who figured out how to make all that work for her. She definitely has a future in modeling. I actually grew to like her alot. I'm happy for her. As for the winner, Teyona...I still see her and see a regula schemgula chic you see er'day on the street. She doesn't look like anything special...until she gets in hair and make-up and gets in front of that camera. Teyona knows how to take a damn good pic. She deserved this win. I'm just soooo happy that Celia didn't make it to the top three. That bitch is not cute and she looks like she is 35, not 25. However, she does know how to put an outfit together...I mean when your face don't work you gotta figure something out, you know? Lastly, I just want to point out that in the final judging panel, Tyra's baby hair was beyond poppin. Why must the baby hair be that serious, Tyra? This is prolly for real, for real, my last time watchin ANTM. I believe the next season is for pretty midgets. No thanks. It's been fun tho....

Wanda Sykes is A Mommy...And She's Funny As Hell!

Congrats go out to Wanda Sykes and her wife, Alex, for giving birth to twins!! They are now parents to a baby girl, named Olivia Lou and baby boy, named Lucas Claude. Baby and mommies are happy and healthy. And since we're talkin bout Wanda, can we talk about why people - and by people I mean jackasses - are still talkin shizz bout her speech during the Presidential Roast. Nothing needs to be said except she is funny as all hell! My favorite part is when she said: “..and governer Palin she’s not here tonight. She pulled out at the last minute. Somebody needs to tell her, that’s not how you practice abstinence.” "...[and First Lady Michelle Obama] You over in London touching the Queen. You can’t do that. You over there patting her on the back like she just slid in to home plate.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Love it. But jackasses are mad cuz she talked about Rush Limbaugh. She took it there, yes BUT it wouldn't be funny if it weren't TRUE! She said: "Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails, so you’re saying, ‘I hope America fails’, you’re, like, ‘I dont care about people losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq’. He just wants the country to fail. To me, that’s treason. He’s not saying anything different than what Osama bin Laden is saying. You know, you might want to look into this, sir, because I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker, but he was so strung out on Oxycontin, he missed his flight. *mocking Limbaugh* “I hope this country fails”. I hope his Kidney fails.” I know that's right Wanda. Er'body in the audience starts laughin and then realizes what she says and tries to simma down on the laughin. Wanda says, but you're laughin inside tho. Padma Lakshmi ain't care, you see her crackin up. That woulda been me laughin my ass off, damn near rollin on the floor in my gown. Good work outta you Wanda! Source/Source

Precious

Today on Oprah, Mo'Nique with her slimmed down body and hairy legs was on and she was funny and fabulous as per usual. The best part however, was the preview of the trailer for Mo'Nique's new movie, Precious, with Paula Patton and Mariah Carey. This movie looks like it is definitely a must see. Don't be surprised if Mo' is accepting Golden Globes...maybe an Oscar?

Yous A Dirty Bird...

Lindsay Lohan! It seems an alarm was tripped at Lindsay's house and of course, the alarm company had the police roll up ready to arrest some crooks. When they got there, they thought the burglars had ransacked that bitch and stole shizz. Turns out, Linds is just a dirty ass who prolly doesn't wash her fire crotch either....but I bet Sam Ro loved her fish and nice and fiery. I digress.... I think it is pretty hilarious that Los Angeles police Officer Karen Rayner asked "Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?" HAHAHAHA!! I mean, she ain't had a job in a long time. She prolly can't afford to keep a housekeeper anymore and when you've been acting since you were like 5 years old and been the breadwinner for your whole family, I bet nobody ever even taught her simple shit like how to make a bed, wash clothes, or use soap. Such a shame. Source

PREACH KANYE!!!

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!! You got that people? He don't need to tell the world his bizness...unless it is regardin buyin his muziq, or his sneakers or sumtin like that but it don't matter, Kanye doesn't fuckin Twitter. Source

LaLa Gets Bout It!

So LaLa was mindin her bizness tryna support her boo Carmelo Anthony at the Dallas Mavs/Denver Nuggets playoff game when people started talkin shit and caused her to have to set it off. LaLa just released this statement: "Obviously the play-off games bring out the best and the worst in fans but what happened on Monday night with the racial slurs/threats, verbal attacks on my son and physical attacks to myself by irate fans was unacceptable," states LaLa. "The fans were totally out of control. What the cameras captured was me defending myself and didn't show the abuse that was taking place." Now while I totally believe somebody really had to be fuckin wit LaLa in order for her to lose her cool like that BUT don't it look like she's fightin that old white lady wit the pearls? I'm just a tad surprised that that lady would verbally and physically attacking LaLa. But hey, I don't care how old a bitch is, you talk racist shit about me, my man or my child be prepared for an ass whoppin. One time for LaLa! Source

One Time For Da Maid!

So do ya'll memba when Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa were being sued by their maid due to the fact that they treated her like less than shit. Here's the back story in case you forgot: Kobe's maid filed a lawsuit for invasion of privacy, emotional distress, unpaid wages and wrongful discharge. In the suit the maid says Vanessa routinely "badgered, harassed and humiliated" her by yelling, screaming and criticizing her in front of Kobe, their children, employees, other people in the house and called her lazy, slow, dumb, a fucking liar and a fucking piece of shit. The maid also says Vanessa accused her of stealing her retainer and the maid says the last straw came when Vanessa forced her to put her hand in a bag of dog shit to retrieve a price tag of a shirt she'd put in the washer. Vanessa was furious that Maid had put the expensive piece in the wash and wanted the price tag so she would know how much to dock Maid's pay. The maid is one strong lady cuz that dog shit would have been right in Vanessa's mouth had that been me....but you know that's exactly why it wasn't. But I digress...the good news here is that Maid has won a victory! The maid won unemployment compensation from Kobe and Vanessa who had been trying to block her benefit claim because she quit. The Unemployment Board ruled that Miss Maid lady “voluntarily left the employment because her immediate supervisor [Vanessa] repeatedly addressed her in a disrespectful and assaulting tone, and required her to perform tasks that were repugnant and demeaning.” I sooooo wish an ass beatin was part of that judgement. Just cuz you a bitter bitch whose man cheated on you with a fugly white bitch, don't mean its OK to focus your misplaced hate and anger on people who are ain't tryna do nothing but work for you. Jackass. Source

Do They Have Lipchap in Jail?

Saaphyri is gonna need some. She's in da pokey and she's gonna be there for like three years. However, being in jail doesn't stop you from being on Twitter...her cousin just does it for her. "If you haven't heard that I'm in jail, you know now. Yes it's true. If you like you can write me. my cousin is maintaining my twitter account." Seems Saaphyri will be serving a three-year prison sentence for failure to appear in court after being arrested for stealing her uncle's identity back in 2004. DAAYUM. Should you want to help Saaphyri's time go by quicker with some letters or lipschap, you can hit her up at: Saaphyri Wanda Scott X359545 C.I.W. Barnerberg B 1137 Low 16756 Chino Corona Rd. Corona, CA 92880 Guess this means we won't be seeing her on the I Love Money 2 reunion show. And speaking of...how dope it is that hot black chics have won I Love Money two times in a row?!!! Source

Why Is Er'body Showin Their Nekkid Bits?!!!

So I just didn't feel like posting about Cassie's leaked titty pics. She's hot, they are just titties, they are pierced, and either she leaked them cuz she's bout to drop her album (duh) or somebody else did cuz she's about to drop an album. Either way, so what. Now, not only are there titty pics of Cassie but now there a coochie pics to go with it. Even more reediculous, there are now sexy, full on nekkid pics of Rihanna! JUST WHY????!!!! In the world we live in today where people twitter from the shitter and NOTHING is no longer private or sacred and shizz stay gettin hacked or leaked or whatever WHY IN ALL HELL would you take nekkid pics of yourself and send them to anybody? I don't give a fluff if you were sendin them shits to da lawd above, JUST HELL AND NO! If your man can't see the shit in real life cuz he's on the road or you can't be together or whatever the case may be, then tell him to fly your ass out to where you need to be or if it's that serious, skype your coochie. If you want, to see Rihanna nekkid click: As much as I don't need to see this, can't help but notice the obvious....Rihanna's body is bangin!! Source

Is It Just Me Or...

Does Kelly Ripa's belly button look like it is growin a baby peen?

Ummmmm, Rihanna?

You know all I want to know is...just why? I would understand if you were the ringmaster to the fashion circus but... Note to all. It's OK to say hell no. Even if it is to Dolce & Gabanna. Hell and no! See how much better you'll feel not lookin like a fashion test run gone all wrong.

New Muziq: Keyshia Cole feat. Monica

Keyshia Cole's new video for her song Trust has arrived and I love it. I have to say, other than the stupid phone call in the beginning to Monica, (Er'body got caller ID, Monica knows who the hell is calling. So when Keyshia says, "you know this is your girl KC" and Monica is like "oh, hey" like she ain't know who the hell it was...well, that gets on my nerves. They could have wrote a better opening but I digress....) this is one of the three songs that I actually like on Keyshia's new album. What I love best about this song tho, is Monica. You can tell she is holding back a bit so that she doesn't out sing Keyshia, but I love what she adds to the song. At one point, you forget that it is Keyshia's song cuz it is so obvious that Monica is the better singer. However, I love that the two of them together. Two hood chics sangin bout trust and love and lookin fab while doin so. Love it. Keyshia Cole Monica trust by thaletterj

Baby Mama's United

How fab is it that Nicole Murphy and Mel B., both who have born the children of Eddie Murphy, are cheesin in pictures together lookin all sexy with their hotter than Eddie Murphy new men. I bet Nicole told Mel that Angel Iris ain't missing shit not having that jackass in her life and if he's ever late with a child support payment to call her cuz she knows exactly how to handle it....he's scared of Michael Strahan. Then she invited her to her GORGEOUS house in Calabasas that Eddie paid for, you know, just cuz. Fabulous. To see more pics of Nicole's house click: Da Klumps paid for this!

Chrisette Michele Does VH1 Soul Stage

I tell this story to everybody. I went with one of my friends to a concert with a bunch of no names and this chic Chrisette Michele comes out and she SANGS her ass off! I was like OMG, who is this and where is her album??!! My friend, who is in the industry, explained to me that they were still trying to mold her, she had to lose weight, etc. Then like a year and half later, Chrisette finally comes out with her album and I don't think I could even fully express my disappointment. Her first album was some bullshit. I'm sorry. She has talent for days but it wasn't displayed at all in her album. I couldn't relate to anything she sang about it and it was like a waste of album. And what really pissed me off was that I knew people who had never seen her live or knew what she was capable of, wouldn't give her a real chance. Fast forward...Chrisette Michele is back and this time, she's tryna show the world what's she's made of. I really like everything I've heard so far. She is finally singing about some shit I know about and she is believable. I'm sooo happy for her. Take a listen to her do VH1 Soul Stage (Epiphany and Blame It On Me). What do you think? Her album drops tomorrow....are you coppin that? VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

Noooooooo!

Kelis and Nas are getting a divorce and I'm not happy. I LOVE them together! And the baby is still cookin in da belly. WHY???? They were supposed to be the ones to make it. You know what, as soon as that baby comes they are gonna be all in love again. Kelis is just tired and only wants to eat ice cream and pickles. It's just her hormones. She'll be fine. They are gonna be fine. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I refuse to believe this just cuz there are actual court documents that say that Kelis wants spousal and child support and joint and physical custody of the unborn child. Nooooooooooo! If you got real love let me see you put your hands up.....anyone? Anybody? Anybody out there got their damn hands up?! Oh wait...I see you Baby Brown!!!

And Not One Person Could Tell Her That Her Eyebrow Was Smudged?

Just why? I'm confused. Do we get too old to use mirrors? Seriously, I can't. I don't even know who the hell this is and don't care. I just saw this picture and had to know why nobody told her she used ear wax to draw on her eyebrows and her lipstick is everywhere it's not supposed to be? I don't give the elderly a pass on lookin a hot ass mess. If your hands shake then you don't need to be applying your own make-up. If you can't see cuz you got cataracts or whatever, then have somebody put the shit on for you. It's not right and it's not okay. Source