For The Love Of Fashion....Hmmmmmmmmm

I think I've mentioned on numerous occasions that fashion is not my thing. I just want to be cute....and comfortable. A bitch is sucker for some comfort. My all time favorite outfit is jeans, a wife beater, and some sneakers/flip-flops/timbs (depending on the season). Fortunately for me, it doesn't take a whole lot for me to be cute (I get it from my mama!) but I have some comfort standards. #1. I need to be able to walk #2. I need to be able to walk and for real, for real #3. I need to be able to walk Posh Spice on the otha hand prefers to hop....I think. How da fuck do you walk in them shits? And really, why would you want to? Are you a die hard fashionista? Would you break an ankle, knee, or elbow in order to wear the latest and "greatest"? P.S. I lied about it not taking too much for me to be cute....I actually look like a mix between Rat Face and Fugney Chudney. Yeah, life is kinda hard. I scare myself almost er' mornin when I look in the mirror. But don't think for one second that my man ain't hot to def. And I can have whatever I like!! You see how the fugs get down. Don't sleep!

Fabulosity Of The Day: Sanaa

Sanaa is indeed a natural beauty. She looks effortlessly and refreshingly pretty.

T.I. Has A Birthday Party

So first, let's all wish T.I. a happy birthday. Yay! Now here is where things just get all kinds of...mkay. Tiny is prolly one of the most fugly bitches ever to be created. Like Rat Face actually doesn't even do her justice on the fug scale. YET, we all know that T.I. loves a great personality and that is how he decides who gets his lovin. So great, hahahaha to us all, we could be as cute as we want to be but we don't have T.I. blah blah blah. Shout out to the fuglies killin the hot boy game and snaggin dem all. What I really want to know is, just cuz you fug why does that mean you can't try to elevate your fabulousness. I mean, why must you look fug from root to toe? How is it that your man is makin it do wut it do wit the tuxedo AND YOU come out the house with a Herve Leger (that everyone has WORN OUT) that you clearly need about 4 pairs a spanx to wear - and still you can't fit that shit wit some three toned ringlets for a hair do. WHY????????????????????? This is too much for me on a Monday mornin. I can't. I'm tryna hold it in, but its really hard.....do you think anyone will notice that my whole ensemble is a hot mess? It don't matter. Bitches see the ring. I might be as fug as it gets but my man LOVES IT! I can have whatever I like......sing it wit me bitches! Did ya'll see da hair tho? Boonquisha hooked it UP! Three tones bitches. What!

I Really Hate To Talk About People's Mamas....

So I won't. I'll just ask Ciara why she allowed her mama to accompany her to Six Flags wearing that ensemble. Just WHY????? Source

John McCain Needs To Go Kick Rocks

Besides lying to David Letterman about not being able to go on his show due to the meltdown of the economy and then going on Katie Couric - seriously what a jerkoff - he now is tryna cancel the debate scheduled for tomorrow. HELL NO! Of course Barack is like nah dude, this is goin down. I don't know what you think this is, but I'mma be there with fuckin bells on and not only rip into your scurred ass on everything from your bullshit decision to switch up your campaign motto to "change" (fuckin beef biter) to the fact that you know nothing about this economy or how to restore it or how to implement a new system so that shit never happens again. McCain says that he won't be debating because he has to be in Washington to work on the solution for a bail out. You dumb fucker! Shouldn't you be at the debates telling us all why we are suffering economically to begin with and what your plan is? You idiot! What exactly are you going to do in Washington? You aren't on any of the committees and everyone in Washington knows that you are only two grade levels smarter than Bush, so how really, McCain do you plan on helping? Are you just gonna walk around the halls of Congress patting congressmen on the back and tellin them to keep up the good fuckin work? I swear to goodness....breathe. Lemme breathe right quick. The blood is boilin. And by the way, this whole economic crisis thing is sickening. The people who don't have any money are the ones who are paying to fix the problem - and it won't help anybody but the rich, who by the way, are not worried at all about this economic issue. Tax payers got this. Watch Letterman....

Fun Fact Of The Day!

How about when Vanessa Williams (the more famous one) did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, they sent her check to the other Vanessa Williams (the Melrose Place one)! And do you know, Vanessa sent Vanessa back her check. When she totally could have cashed it cuz it was in her name!!!! (And she prolly could have used that money too). How morally upstanding and just plain ol' fabulous of Vanessa to do that! What would you have done? Ya'll know I would have cashed that bitch immed-jetly! Then been like Ohhhhhh, see I had thought the check was cuz I had went to the parade. I didn't know I had to actually be on the float singing and stuff. My bad. The crazy part is that the Vanessas have never met. Source

Oh The Fuckery....

Seriously, this is a really slow news week - I think we got that memo years ago Clay Gayken - and I'm actually busy for no real reason whatsoever. Anyhooo...in my rummaging I came across this bullshit. What in the Al U Doin hell is this ridiculousness? Could there be anymore eyeliner? Could their hair be anymore pressed and zsugshed? I can't even decide who is the gayest. Maybe Real? His head tilt, the hair over the eye, and lip pout is way tooo zesty for me. I can't. And I hear they are gonna get their own show on Vh1. I'mma bout to have Vh1 blocked from my TV cuz the buffoonery and bullshit is on overload right now. Just WHY???! Source

Please Tell Me U Have HBO

If you don't, then you must find someone who has HBO, go to their house on Saturday Septemeber 27th and watch Chris Rock's new comedy special Kill The Messenger (9PM)!!! He is goin to be talkin all about the election, the state of politics, and er'thign else and you know he's gonna be funny as all hell and speakin da truth! He was on David Letterman and he followed Bill Clinton, who is still bitter and clearly does not like Barack nor does he want Barack to be president. Chris talks to Dave about the fact that Bill wouldn't even say Barack's name... Hilarious. (Bill is such a bitch)

Z Got The Mean Mugg Side Eye On Lock!

Too bad since her mama don't do her hair and she prolly won't ever learn how to do her own hair, she is gonna get some serious side eyes right on back.... Is not right Z, but its OK. Luh u!

Jungle Fever Supports Spike Lee at "Miracle at St. Anna” Premier

Get out and support too! In theaters Friday. Miracle at St. Anna

Now Will....

Today is one of those days, where I can't tell my ass from my elbow, Bitchassness runneth over, and I just can't. I get a minute to take a look around and I see Halle and Nahla at the park lookin as cute as they want to be, a few Emmy red-carpet pics, people actually thought that Tiny (aka Rat Face) would actually go on Myspace and respond to some silly ho, and some craziness about pics of Jamie-Lynn breastfeeding at Wal-Mart. I realize its a slow news day and I ain't missin shit, so I proceed to go on about my bidness. Then I see this.... Will and Jada at Trey's football game. Why in da hell does Will have on a "Mrs. Smith" hat????? Willl-uh! Is this your way of outing both you and Jada? What kind of jokey joke is this? Jada wears the pants in the family? Seriously, Will. Why? I love anybody who is comfortable enough in their own skin to wear what they want - NOT YOU LIL MAMA - and fuck who they please, but come on now. You are just askin for it and takin it! I had always figured you for a bottom too...grab a booty cheek and a ear. I bet that is just how you like it. Image Source

Good News....If You Can Call It That

So last night I heard all about Travis Barker and DJ AM being in a plane crash, with four people dying, and both Travis and AM fighting for their lives after being severely burned. I was really hoping it wasn't true and it was some random story like Paris Hilton's dogs being eaten by coyotes. However, it was true and I was sad. I don't know too much about DJ AM except that he used to date Nicole Richie and Mandy Moore and he used to be obese but got gastric and has kept the weight off for years. I do know I love me some Travis Barker. He's hot to def on those drums, he's a cutie, and his babies Landon and Alabama are adorable and can't be without their daddy. So while it is horrible that four people - the pilot, co-pilot, a bodyguard and Travis' assistant (who was trying to make it to the birth of his baby) perished in the crash, Travis and AM are going to make a full recovery. It clearly wasn't their time to go. During a press conference, Dr. Fred Mullins of the Joseph M. Still Burn Center at Doctors' Hospital in Augusta said, "Barker was burned on his torso and lower body, while DJ AM, was burned on his arms and a portion of his head. The doctor described both as remaining in critical but stable condition and in the intensive-care unit of the hospital. Since both Barker and Goldstein are in overall good health and didn't suffer from any other crash-related complications, a full recovery is expected." So they are alive, they are going to recover, and sometimes joy really does come in the mornin. However you can get it, you take it. Source

And I Am Tellin You I'm His Only Woman

I wish I could have found a better pic of Tasia but um, this seems to be bout as good as it gets wit her. Anyhooo....Jennifer and Fantasia have done a song together, "I'm His Only Woman" and I really, really like it. Their voices are amazing. But what I do want to know is why J-Hud gets to play Tasia so hard to the left in the phone call? Like could Tasia have gotten to say some shit back? I mean then the whole song would have been the phone call but seriously, J-Hud punks the shit out of Tasia and Tasia just takes it. I guess cuz its J-Hud's song.... Take a listen!

Margaret Cho Nuff!

Funny girl Margaret Cho (has anyone watched her show on Vh1?) just a few days ago, went on her blog and posted her opinions on Sarah Palin. She said everything we all already know....you know how Palin is a dumb bitch and actually hates women cuz she's against everything that makes women women and wants them to be dumb and powerless like her daughter....but then people got mad at her. HAHAHAHAHA, Oh Cho, don't you love it when they get mad???? Anways, Cho is my fuckin hero for the day. Let the Church Say A-Fuckin-Men!!!! I’m a Christian, you Fuckers All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off. First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude. God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other. Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond! If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers. Source via Source

A Lil Just Why In Da Mornin.....

I can't. I really can't!!!! Who decides that the "something blue" at their wedding is gonna be the airbrush graffiti on everyone's outfit??? Is the groom really wearing a XXL T-shirt, a hat, and jeans -- fully airbrushed? Does the bride really have 'Wifey' airbrushed on the back of her dress? Are the bridesmaids lil girls from around the way who were just told to show up? Is the daughter of the bride wearing a baby wedding dress that actually says, "Just Like Mami"? Even if this were 1985, this would be totally unacceptable right? Like, maybe I'm missing something. I just need to know what the....how the....why the....? I think I'm officially at a loss for words and I'm done. Congrats to the happy couple. Thank you FRESH for continuing to show us all that buffoonery is ever present.

Buppies? Who Knew?

Lemme found out Ashley Banks is back on must-see TV. Wait, well rewind that. Tatyana Ali is starring in a new Web series called Buppies. Created by Julian Breece and co-executive produced by Tatyana Ali, the show “centers on the misadventures of a dysfunctional crew of upwardly mobile quarter-lifers desperately mining the meaning of life in Hollywood’s social wasteland.” You know I had my crooked eye on full blast but then I watched the trailer and I'm soooooooo watchin this shizz. I perked up right when Tatyana tried to get into the party and the bitch at the door yoked her up, turned her ass around, and told her she wasn't on the list. Nothing more entertaining than watchin somebody have to pick their face up. Wait a minute, there's still a piece right over there.... Anyway, this series most certainly has my attention and I'm actually happy that this is on the Web cuz that means I can watch it whenever I want. Question is tho, where da hell to I watch it? I can't find no information about the show,other than its on the web. I guess once its on officially the news will spread but in the meantime, watch this clip and tell me whether or not you already can't wait for the first episode. BUPPIES TEASER from BUPPIES on Vimeo.

Sister Act

So I'm watchin Project Runway right (sorry that you haven't gotten any re-caps, but this season bores me- Go Korto!) and I see a new L'oreal commercial, and I hear Solange's 'I Decided' playin and then I see Yonce and Solo too! I think it is great that the Knowles-eses keep the money in the family and Yonce is like, if you want me to do another commercial, you gotta put my sister in it. BUT, Solo is the one that stay tryna distance herself as her own artist and being different from Yonce etc. but she continues to prove otherwise. She needs to admit that she needs her sister to do pretty much a whole lotta everything. I mean, Solange wouldn't be sellin nobody's Feria if Yonce ain't do it first and work out some deal for them to add her sister. And didn't Solo just get an Armani deal? Which she got cuz Yonce does the Armani perfume. I'm all for family. I'm also all for individuality which is why I was loving Solo, but if your music says one thing like, "Fuck the Industry" then you can't be showin up in your sister's L'oreal commercials. That is the industry boo. I was only able to find one youtube video of the commercial and thanks to a Beyonce fanatic who taped the commercial off her TV, you can see what I'm talkin bout.

TV-Nistas It's Time To Focus! Fall TV Is Here!

What are you watching??? My goodness, how is this summer over? What a great summer it was, wasn't it? Outside of my extra curricular activities, I made it thru the summer with Intervention, SYTYCD (of course!) a lil Olympics, and Family Guy re-runs. But now its time to get serious. Hibernation is among us and its time to get your mind right! Sunday: 8:00 PM: The Amazing Race (premieres September 28)- hands down the best reality show on TV. The only reality show that I would ever want to participate in....well that and So You Think You Can Dance (of course!). (CBS) 9:00 PM: Desperate Housewives (premieres September 28) - so this season is five years into the future. We've been watching DH this long, you kinda have to see how it it all ends in the future, right? I think if nothing else, it is worth it to watch to figure out why Eva's hair cut has to be so wompy. (ABC) 10:00 PM: Entourage (already on) - you kinda still just have to watch just cuz. Vince is about to be bankrupt and needing to take bullshit jobs. Ari isn't doin his job. Like I need to know what da hell these guys are doin. If nothing else, it reminds you to make sure that your entourage includes people who are just as fly and as paid as you are. (HBO) 10:30 PM: True Blood (already on) - Anna Paquin. Vampires. Love it! (HBO) On Tivo: Family Guy. Nuff said. Monday: Monday is not a great TV night but lucky for you, it will prolly continue to be the night you should be listening to The F.U. Hour BUT if you need to watch TV, I guess here is what you can be watching. 8:00 PM - The Big Bang Theory (premiers September 22) - Da hell? Yes, I think this show is funny. It's about nerds and stuff. (CBS) 8:30 PM - How I Met Your Mother (premiers September 22) - Another funny lil show. Doogie Howser totally makes this show worth watchin. (CBS) OR 8:30 PM - Heroes (premiers September 22) - People who watch Heroes say its good. Couldn't tell you but if you watch, you can thank me for reminding you of the premier date. (NBC) 8:00 PM - Dancing With The Stars (premiers September 22)- Kim Kardasshian, Toni Braxton, and Susan Lucci are definitely reasons to watch....I think. I don't watch Dancing With The Stars but if you don't feel like watching nerds and heroes, this is what's left. (ABC) 10:00 PM - Boston Legal (premiers September 22) - YES! This show gets better each season. There is always way too much goin on between James Spader and William Shatner. These two are so great together. This show is definitely beyond entertaining. (ABC) 10:00 PM - The Hills (already started) - I think there are a few more episodes left. And I've been watchin of course and while there aren't any surprises, Audrina is still givin those eyes, and I hate Spencer. But you know, its a much watch. (MTV) Tuesday: Ain't shit on. Tuesdays are for bitch night...sessions with chief, wine, yummy food, and love with your bestest bitches! Hey homielovafrenzs....why am I still tasting Pizza Dip????? YUM! Wednesday: 8:00 PM - America's Next Top Model (already on) - I'm over it but I'm still watchin. (CW) 9:00 PM - Private Practice (October 1)- sooooooooo ready for Private Practice! I've missed them! The writers strike made the season end early so I expect there to be tons of drama with Addison and the rest of the practice. Pumped! (ABC) 10:00 PM - Dirty Sexy Money (October 1)- I CAN'T WAIT! If you haven't been watching DSM then you must make it your bidness!!! These people are crazy! The Darlings are like The Hiltons but waaaay more fabulous and dare I say, more scandalous. And um, Blair Underwood. That should be enough. (ABC) Thursday: Thursday is always the best and worst day on TV. WHY? Cuz its everything all at once. Even Tivo can't keep up! 8:00 PM - Ugly Betty (September 25)- is Betty gonna be with Gio? I heard that Betty is gonna have yet another love interest. Funny how a frumpy bitch with blue braces can pull hot guys. Don't you love how so not real TV is? Then of course, there is Mark and Amanda. Memba Amanda's reality show with her dad Gene Simmons last season?? Fun-E. (ABC) OR 8:30 PM - Kath & Kim (October 9) - this is another import from the BBC. This show is about ridiculously trailer park trashy mother and daughter (Molly Shannon and Selma Blair) and their life. Just based off of pics I've seen of Selma's outfits on set, I think its at least worth it to schedule on the Tivo. (NBC) 9:00 PM - Grey's Anatomy (September 25) - this is just a no brainer. Um, its Grey's. Oh but wait....I had heard that a new black guy doctor is coming on the show. This is me squealing with giddy delight!!!! (ABC) OR 9:00 PM The Office (September 25) - how can you not love this show? And Jan is pregnant. Stop it. An office baby shower? I can't. (NBC) 9:30 PM - 30 Rock (October 30)- I just giggle watchin this show. For me, its all Alec Baldwin and Kenny the intern. (NBC) At 10:00 you watch your Tivo: Survivor: Gabon and CSI (CBS). Friday: 8:30 PM - The Game (October 3) - are Melanie and Derwin gonna get it together and find the love again? I'm hoping! (CW) What a week! I love TV! But now its time to get ready for the weekend!!!

Gross Clearly Is The New Zexy

So Aubrey is milkin this white trash, slutty, whore image for all its worth. An you know what, can we be mad? Like really, Danity Kane is on its way to the Bad Boy Grave Yard and she has to have something else to fall back on. So why not be a skanky cheap ho? All I want to know is, did we really have to know that you have sex while you have your period nasty bitch? Like even some hos don't tell everything. Ugh.... Here is just some of her interview in Complex Magazine: What does she think about being called a slut and stuff? If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me. So does she masturbate to her porn star best friend Jenna Jameson? I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible. Say there, what kind of porn do you like? I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex. Say what now? Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?” Well that's all she is in a nutshell. For Aubrey, period is just a lil war paint, she likes to watch black guys fuck white girls, jacks off to Anal sex porn tapes, and she clearly says all of this shit because she knows people like me - bloggers and such - will talk about her. And the worst publicity is no publicity. Good work outta you skank! Source

Now Ne-Yo....

Ne-Yo feels under-appreciated. "I honestly don't feel that it's my music that's under-appreciated. I think that it's me that's under-appreciated. As an artist, period. 'Cause I look at it like — OK, two multiplatinum albums. Yeah. Grammy. Two years in the game. I won my first Grammy off my second album, right? Multiple, multiple No. 1s for myself and for other people. However, (I've) never seen the cover of Vibe magazine. Never seen the cover of People magazine. Never seen the cover of, you know, Rolling Stone magazine. And won't. 'Cause these people feel that for whatever reason, because I'm a fully functional adult and not a heroin addict, that I won't sell magazines." Sigh....Ne-Yo. No one wants to see you on the cover of a magazine. Be happy you get a layout in the inside of a magazine. Seriously. If being in the industry has taught you nothing, it should have taught you that talent doesn't matter. Yes, you write great songs. Yes, your first album was great - your second album was a womp womp - but your new album sounds like it might be aight. Yes you've won grammys etc. BUT here is where you need to just be happy you are who you are and have accomplished what you have accomplished and that people still want to hear from you. Most fugly trapped in the closets don't get a chance for longevity in this game. You and T-Pain are still makin it do wut it do, and even as talented as you are, I can't believe it. I mean if we really break it down, all your success has not tempted you to hit up your dentist and handle your spacial teefus situation (see bottom row). I'm guessin you can't do nothin about your big ass dome and your horribly receding hair line. Kinda like how Timbaland can lose all the weight in the world but will still have a sausage pack in the back of his head. Like some shit just is what it is. And besides your looks, let's keep in mind that you aren't a great entertainer. You ain't Michael, you ain't Usher, you ain't Chris Brown....you ain't even Bobby Brown. Like you aight but I personally would prefer to see someone else sing your songs and dance around on stage. I believe some people do way better in the studio. That would be you. To that end, Ne-Yo people clearly love you and APPRECIATE your talent. If you know you're dope, why do you need a magazine cover to validate that? Read the whole interview. Click: Only Bottoms Bitch. Source via Source

R. Kelly Talks Ish

R. Kelly gave his first post-not guilty verdict interview to BET. Mkay. The most postive thing I can say is he has a nice hair cut. What I really want to know is Toure, the journalist who interviewed him, really listening? It looked like he was just blinkin and noddin and waitin to ask his next question. I prolly wouldn't have been listenin either cuz R. Kelly is talkin some bullshit. He says that the people who don't work for him - people who were fired - are the ones who say that he likes underage girls. The ones who work for him don't say that. Ummmmmmmmmmmm, if you are on the payroll you are gonna say what ever you need to say to keep your job. Duh. And why come so many people say the same thing Kelly? And Toure points out that his brother said some ish and R. Kelly says that he too was fired. So it sounds to me like people get fired when they decide to tell the truth. Anyhooo, I think Toure could have come at this interview so much better and asked way better questions. This is definitely NOT a must see, but if you ain't got shit else to do....

Joy Comes In Da Mornin....

I'm feelin sooooo much better today. I watched John McCain and his elderly, nip/tucked, fake ass Barbie wife on Good Morning America this mornin. And even tho they made my stomach hurt, I just laughed because I was like people must be listening to this shit. And I can't be the only one cringing. There are enough people in this country who realize that these idiots cannot be runnin shit. Like its just not gonna happen. Should you want to see what da hell these jackasses had to say click: John McCain is Pro-Life and will make sure that Roe V. Wade is overturned however won't do shit to make sure these women with no choices can take care of these babies -- even ones conceived by rape. AND his fuckin wife doesn't think that this is an issue that Americans care about right now. Is that so? Good to know, dumb ass. THEN I was worried and feelin like Barack needed to be smashin heads and he needed to come harder. But then I read this: “I’m skinny but I’m tough,” he said. “I’m from Chicago and we don’t play. Just keep steady. If we can cut through the nonsense and the lipstick and the pigs and the silliness, then I’m absolutely convinced that we are going to win,” Obama said, referring to some of the offbeat charges raised against him. “The reason I’m calm … is I’ve got confidence in the American people,” he said. “I really think they want to see us do better.” Standing in the courtyard of the palatial estate, he said his campaign was dedicated to people who need jobs and health care and worry about their pensions and sending children to college. “It’s about those who will never see the inside of a building like this,” Obama said. He said the economic turmoil in recent days had been sobering for America. “It’s reminded people that this is not a game. This is not a reality show, no offense to any of you,” Obama said to laughter. “This is not a sitcom.” Why was I ever concerned? We got this! YES WE CAN BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just For Giggles....

My boo Aaronella managed to pull me out of my 21st Century Depression funk today by making me giggle....cuz laughter is of course always the best medicine. So please enjoy this video of "models" bustin their asses down the runway. Fun-E.

21st Century Depression

I've been looking for something to talk about that would get my mind off of the fact that Wall Street is crashing and our economy is beyond fucked and people still want to talk about that heffa Sarah Palin being a pitbull with lipstick. Seriously, I just don't get it. When do people start to face reality and realize that there is about to be real suffering. More than what we are currently experiencing. If people continue to focus on the bullshit and not what is staring them right in the eye, we are all doomed. Of course, you and me both, believe that Barack Obama is the key. He is the man that sees what we are all facing and actually has real ideas and plans to fix what Bush, who isn't smarter than a fifth grader, has done to this country. Thing is, we are so fucked up on everything from Iraq, to the economy, to taxes, to global warming, to education that I'm even confused as to where Barack is supposed to begin. I got to thinking about this because all the news people wanted to know was whether or not Sarah Palin was offended by Tina Fey's imitation of her in her SNL skit. I'm like wait a minute. Are we not in a financial crisis and you want to ask this bitch if she thought Tina Fey was funny???? I can't. Since when did John McCain not even become a factor in this race? Oh wait, he never was. This election is now officially race vs. gender and it doesn't seem to matter to anybody that Palin hasn't done shit AND if we do include McCain in the equation, he has admitted to not knowing a whole lot about the economy AND did ya'll know he graduated 790th out of 795? This dumb ass graduate damn near last in his class. WHY LORD???? I came across this article in Slate Magazine and it basically looks at both sides and has decided that neither Obama or McCain can truly benefit from the current state of the economy. On McCain: "McCain's other economic plans also have a similar action-oriented feel. He's going to cut earmarks! Cutting earmarks isn't going to do much to improve people's lives (in fact, if you benefit from them, your life could get worse) because they're only a small portion of the budget, and it'll be hard for McCain to cut what's left. But McCain can sound like he's going to take action when action is what voters want, and it's an issue with which he has a record." On Obama: "If Obama can't get anything more out of the McCain-is-out-of-touch strategy, then a day full of lampooning McCain may not do much to help Obama. Voters would miss any programs he was offering to fix the crisis in the blizzard of McCain mocking. Obama has struggled throughout his campaign to show that he has both a plan and the ability to execute it. That's why last week he was at pains in New Hampshire to walk voters through exactly what his tax-cut plan would deliver for them. It was not his most stirring performance, but it may be one Obama needs to deliver more often." I think the bottom line is that no matter what McCain says or doesn't, it is obvious that he has the GOP in his ear tellin him what to say and do and if they have anything to do with it, things need to stay the same. Let the rich continue to get richer. You know, anybody making more than $5 million a year, right McCain? And the real fact is that Obama needs to come out right now and start smashin heads. We have less than 7 weeks until history is made. I think he can benefit from this Wall Street drama and let people know how much we're losing and how we'll continue to be financially destroyed on all levels - from businesses to homes - if we allow another term of this bullshit. Cuz seriously, I can't. Yes we can!

Just For Giggles....The Best SYTYCD Parody Ever!

Mkay, so Mad TV did a So You Think You Can Dance parody and seriously, these people have the Nigel, Mary, Cat and even Mia Michaels DOWN! The fact that they did a SYTYCD presidential version is just an added bonus. If you love SYTYCD, this is for you! Source

Must Love Dogs

How bout this dog called 911 and saved his owner's life. See, not too many of you know this, but I'm like the Dog Whispererette. Dogs love me and I love them and truth be told, I much prefer dogs to people. But I digress. Anyway, I just had to point out why you must love dogs and why it is so great to have one in your life. Bitch might save your life. "Buddy, who lives in Scottsdale with his master, Joe Stalnaker, got an emergency dispatcher on the phone when Stalnaker started having a seizure, police tell the Arizona Republic. "Hello, this is 911. Hello ... Can you hear me? Is there somebody there you can give the phone to," says the dispatcher, Chris Trott, on the recorded 911 call that Buddy – heard barking and whimpering in the background – placed Wednesday." There are people who don't even know the number for 911. Right. Big ups to Buddy! Source

F.U. Please Speak On It

Miss P asked me to speak on Baba Wawa's silly ass remark on 'The View' the other day. John McCain is the guest and he is basically talking about how he wants to run this country based on the Constitution that was written by this country's forefathers. Whoopi, is like now wait a minute...some things in the constitution had to be changed. I mean, should I be worried that I'm going to have to be a slave again? And then BaBa Wawa says, "Don't worry Whoopi and Sherri, us white folk will take care of you"..... So Miss P wants to know what I think about Baba Wawa and in truth, Miss P, while Baba Wawa is a fuckin idiot, I think we should be more upset that John McCain could possibly be running this country in the next 7 weeks. I don't think Baba meant what she said, altho you can't help but know that bitch believes that she is indeed in the superior race. In her mind, when she said that she was just thinkin that she would be sure to add a lil extra grissel to their supper plates. So do I think Baba Wawa is a jackass? Yes, indeed. Am I more concerned with Mccain and Palin? Yes, the hell I am. This man sat on that couch and said that he plans to run this country like it is 1820. He is going to follow the Bush format and dare I say, maybe even make shit worse. People are willing to vote for this old fucker and his silly bitch just so they don't have to vote for a black man. And I bet my bottom fuckin dollar that if John McCain had the ability to reinstate slavery, he damn sure would. whoopi slavery by dollarsandsense123 Oh and if this just pisses you off....simma down and get a giggle out of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.

Da WUT In Da Hell?????

Jennifer Hudson is engaged to Punk. TO PUNK???!!!! Why must I start my Monday morning off on a gag note? Jennifer, honey, you are an Oscar winner, a Dreamgirl and you are really gonna marry a dude who was on I LOVE NEW YORK 2???????????? I can't. I can't condone this silly behavior. This makes absolutely no sense. You haven't even known this guy for a full year yet. WHY JHud??? WHY????? I can't. I would love to be so happy for you. What happened to the guy you were with for like years? He is just blowin in the wind somehwere. And why would you marry a guy who needs more hair product than you?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Puh-lease Jen, JUST NO!!!!!!!!! P.S. I don't give a shit that he is a lawyer. He's a greasy fugly muscle head and JHud, I like to believe, could do soooo much better. And seriously, HE WAS ON I LOVE NEW YORK 2!!!! He KISSED New York. That alone should be enough to make JHUD vomit in her mouth. UPDATE: Elle, yes indeed he has the gay face. And Bossip directs us all to his gay twin. Click, Punk prolly gets doonked in his muscle booty! UGH! Source

TGIMFF

Sleep is overrated. This is what I continue to tell myself....altho I seem to be experiencin serious Narco episodes....and if a bitch don't get some sleep soon (which won't be happenin no time in the next 10 hours) I might pass out somewhere and wake up lookin like Wino looked last night when she went to DJ at some pub. AMY!!! WHY????? And I'm sure you all heard that Kanye got locked up yesterday and if you didn't, long story short he got pissed a Papo was takin his picture and Ye smashed the shit out of his camera. Like for real smashed that bitch into baby pieces. Well no worries. He's out. I'm sure he'll have to pay some cash to the Papo for a new camera and for emotional distress for being attacked and for being out of work cuz he no longer had a camera to get his Pap on with. It's fine. In case you want to see how it all went down, take a looksy. Anyway, you bitches have a fabulous weekend. I'll check-in if I manage to get my mind right and F.U. is called to speak on it. Otherwise....Luh u, bye.

Kimora, Ming, & Aoki Create Sweetness!

My three favorite girls, Kimora, Ming and My Aoki, were at my favorite Ice Cream shop - Coldstone Creamery - to create two new ice cream flavors that will be served at the Baby Phat/KLS 10th Anniversary Fashion Show taking place on September 12. Ming's ice cream flavor is banana ice cream with fudge and yellow cake. Sounds tasty right? Aoki got straight up sugar happy and zsughsed some cotton candy ice cream, strawberry ice cream wit gummy bears, sprinkles, and white chocolate chips. Even I can't eat that. I needs my teefus. Yours are still fallin out, so its all good baby girl. Eat that cotton candy, strawberry, gummy bear, sprinkles, white chocolate chip concoction til your stomach hurts! What do you usually get when you go to Coldstone? I get the "Nella" (created by my GBFF that you've all met if you listen to The F.U. Hour) which is Cake Batter Ice Cream, Brownies, Caramel and a lil zsugsh of Pecans. I could eat a large one of those er'day. Seriously. Yuuuuuum. Dammit, now I got get my ass to a Coldstone. Source

Fabulosity Of The Day: Lance Gross

Well Daaaaayum! Talk about lusciousness. Derek Blanks, photographer extraordinaire, done took some ridiculously hot pictures of Lance Gross. And we all know that Lance is the boyfriend of the gorgeous Eva Marcell...the two of them together is just sick. Can you imagine what their wipe down sessions are like??? Just daaayum. Anyway, please revel in this chocolaty deliciousness. I just exhaled.... iluv, you had to know these were goin up....but this is for you boo! Luh u, bye! Source

And I Thought It Was A Slow News Day...

If you live in Lancaster, Kentucky this is the talk of the town, ya'll! Source

Bored Zsugsh...

Hey Bitches. I have tons of work to do, this is the slowest news week, and I'm over fashion week. As much as I love to look hot 2 def, a week of this is too much for me. Why can't there be a Food Week wear all you do is eat anything you want while sittin next to celebs who don't eat. And I'm not talking about NYC Restaurant Week (altho I do indulge) cuz that's not free. I'm talkin bout a tent (as in the fashion week tents) where there is just nothin but free noshes and champagne and Goose. And while you stuffin scrimp in yo mouff your like OMG, Posh are u not gonna eat that? Yummmmmmmmmmmm. Anyway, there is nothing to talk about but who was seen at this show and after one or two shows, I done seen er'body I need to see and I'm done. The parties are still fun tho. That's fo sho. Oh but speaking of fashion, in case you were wondering why Solange K. makes the fashion choices that she does, click I am going to attempt to use the term "self-actualize" as many times a day as I can. Anyhooo.... Even more boring is that people are still tryna find ways to bring Barack down. I'm sure you all know that the white women are lovin some Palin and all of a sudden the polls are swinging in McCain's favor. And now, Barack done spoke the truth and these bitches are mad. You can put lipstick on a pig," Obama said as the crowd cheered. "It's still a pig." Um, is that not true? You could put lipstick on Sarah Palin's daughter and she'd still be a knocked up teenage ho cuz her mama don't believe in sex education or abortion or women's right to choose. Is that not true? I don't see what the drama is. Not to mention, McCain and Palin have both made the same statement and Barack has made reference to this lipstick pig thing before but all of a sudden it is an attack against Palin. UGH!!!! I can't. I just need for it to be November so we can be done with this bullshit and watch President Obama make it do wut it do. And seriously, if for some reason Barack doesn't win, all of my people's living outside of the U.S. please get a bed ready....cuz I'm comin. I need a Serta and fluffy pillows only please. And who cares that Jelly Belly is pregnant again ....if she is even pregnant again. Way to save a pointless marriage. And is Eve really dating this dude? Should we be more mad that she is rockin micros or that this guy looks dirty? And um, why would Deelishis's (yes the Flava of Love Deelishis) engagement/wedding warrant any media attention? And seriously, the family portraits? Why must people try so hard???? I can't. Anyway, so I'm off to self-actualize. Should anything deem worthy for me to chat about I'll be back and I'll make it impossible for you to overlook me amongst the crowd of other blogs. Luh u, bye.

Bring Yo Ass!

Mkay so there is just way too much goin on this week with Fashion Week and the usual social scene must attends BUT this event is a definite. If you're in the city, I s'pect to see ya there. And you know F.U. don't eva let people know where she be at BUT if you want to see how fugly I am in person, Bring Yo Ass! Maiysha: www.maiysha.com www.myspace.com/maiyshamusic @ France Origine 71 spring street between Crosby and Lafayette doors open at 10pm Hosted by Ford models http://www.fordmodels.com Music by: Beverly Bond http://djbeverlybond.biz/ & DJ Toni K Open Bar sponsored by Seraphin Cognac http://www.seraphin-cognac.com/ please RSVP no later than 9/11 at 3pm : rsvp@hustlemode.com

Fabulosity Of the Day: Gorgeous Is As Gorgeous Does

Some of the yummiest celebs came out to celebrate Calvin Kleins 40th anniversary party looking delectable. Paula Patton looks adorably proper, Eva Mendes - just bless her, a stunning Halle with her delicious boo Gabriel, Kimora and Dijmon just look hot and in love, and Rosario is just as cute as ever. Oh fabulousness, how I love thee..... Source